English fluency. . speaker: lam awfully sorry at the terrible state my English abilities. as tor the English language is not my mothertongue I hope you forgive
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English fluency

speaker: lam awfully sorry at the terrible state my
English abilities. as tor the English language is not my mothertongue I
hope you forgive me tor every feelign mistake I malt
english as first language: lei it ole
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Submitted: 05/27/2013
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#6 - pappathethird (05/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#3 - rzkruspe (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lel it ole
lel it ole
#24 - batmansbitch (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - walkerjam (05/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Don't mind me. I just wanted to post this MacGyver gif.
Don't mind me. I just wanted to post this MacGyver gif.
#7 to #1 - maycontainallergys (05/27/2013) [-]
No get the **** outta here with that
User avatar #15 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Clearly, the lightbulb is a native speaker of English.
User avatar #9 - capslockrage (05/28/2013) [-]
Same could be said for any language.
#17 - helenwheels (05/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Grammar was invented to standardize language for formal business purposes, there is nothing formal or business about posting on line.
Learning grammar is about memorization and practice, it has nothing to do with logical or problem solving skills, knowing grammar doesn't make you smarter than anyone else, it just means you had the advantage of going to a decent school growing up, and being an asshole online about it doesn't make you smarter either, it just make you an asshole.
#20 to #17 - yusay ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
#41 - HolyDiver (05/28/2013) [-]
My old Bosnian maths teacher was the complete opposite, every lesson with her was like a kick to the grammar. One day she sat with my /b/tard friend and was lecturing him when she came out with the phrase "I want to see how best you be" He immediately started hysterically laughing and for the remaining time at school he would taunt her by asking, "How do I best?" Was kinda funny thought I would share.
#49 - archiferd (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We had about 40 advanced English students come from France in the beginning of the year, they started correcting my English teacher's lessons.
We had about 40 advanced English students come from France in the beginning of the year, they started correcting my English teacher's lessons.
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User avatar #14 - nurucio (05/28/2013) [-]
My friend from Bolivia speaks Spanish as his first language. He still messes a few English words up (he spelled "stocking" as "stolking", which was damn close and correct phonetically), but overall he speaks and writes English a ******* better than 95% of the people I went to school with.
#28 - xgeneration (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>lei it ole

ole?
User avatar #13 - doughboyfreshcak (05/28/2013) [-]
i think that goes with every language, i have heard some german teenagers.
#55 - godlycuntdestroyer (05/28/2013) [-]
You know, I'm always reluctant to comment on people's level of English since I understand how hard it can be to learn and function in another language. Actually a lot of the derision one sees is usually cast by those monolingual council estate idiots. On the other hand though I can't stand it when people clearly can't speak for **** .

When I'm in Greece I find so many Albanians without a word of Greek or English. In England...so many Eastern Europeans can't speak passable English. Unless they're Russian or something in which case they speak rather well.

Then on the other end of the scale one finds Scandinavians who speak absolutely perfectly most of the time. Good for you guys.
#53 - guiltyparty (05/28/2013) [-]
Time for me to share one of my own personal hates; i work on the take away side of a coffee shop selling all the deep fried crap that i would never sell to anyone i knew and one of our best sellers is crumbed sausages. Every time someone asks me for a crumbled sausage a little part of me dies
Time for me to share one of my own personal hates; i work on the take away side of a coffee shop selling all the deep fried crap that i would never sell to anyone i knew and one of our best sellers is crumbed sausages. Every time someone asks me for a crumbled sausage a little part of me dies

#43 - yunonomynameeh (05/28/2013) [-]
A girl I "know" (Facebook) from Estonia types in better English than most of my friends -she posted that she was taking her English exam yesterday.

I'm pretty sure it's at least advance English, but still.
#5 - SILENCEnight (05/27/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #58590 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** so true
User avatar #36 - daentraya (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The 'It's not my first language' is just a nice multipass, and will often let any grammar nazi ignore you
User avatar #39 to #36 - existacne (05/28/2013) [-]
I know, right. It worked for me a few times.
User avatar #16 - cedrock (05/28/2013) [-]
For some reason, I read the non-english speaker one in my head with an arab accent...
User avatar #10 - brenton (05/28/2013) [-]
That sounds very Canadian of him. Must be from Quebec if he didn't know English before.
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