The Story Of Xbox One. . THE STORY OF THE XBOX ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU, About on hour or And then Sony' s stocks went DA EMD. "Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One" True story. > Pic unrelated
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The Story Of Xbox One

THE STORY OF THE XBOX ONE
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU,
About on hour or
And then Sony' s stocks went
DA EMD
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#1 - minecraftmaster (05/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One"   
True story.   
   
> Pic unrelated
"Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One"
True story.

> Pic unrelated
User avatar #6 - reaperssprint (05/28/2013) [+] (20 replies)
That's because people are generally stupid and make assumptions. Microsoft has already rebutted most of the ******** spread around.
User avatar #15 to #13 - reaperssprint (05/28/2013) [-]
You're being a paranoid **** like the rest of funnyjunk. Read the article carefully and the Q and A link. Both companies have information they are currently withholding. Sony is playing with similar ideas but has chosen to wait it out and see how Microsoft plays their hand.

You're too blinded by bias and idiocy that you fail to think rationally.
User avatar #29 - casval (05/28/2013) [-]
This is so ******* true. I was so excited for the new XBox that I was one of the many nerds always googling for "XBox 720" rumors. Then the day came when they announced it. I was so excited....for about 45 minutes. Then I read all the **** about it and quit caring.
#44 - Ihazfunkitty (05/28/2013) [-]
...that didnt took long
User avatar #46 - officerscrambles (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Even if all that **** about the xbox one is false, Microsoft does not deserve our money. As said very well by someone else.

"you'll buy that? Are you ******* kidding me? They shafted you faggots once with the 360, one of the worst ******* consoles in history and you're still begging for more? I bet you ******* queers can't name one person you know who owns an Xbox who hasn't had to either buy a new one or get theirs replaced. The PS3 was a solid ******* machine. The only thing that the Xbox had going for it was a better user interface. It was easier to set up parties and **** , but that's ******* it. They gouged your assholes with a subscription and after they bukkake all over your ******* faces you like that **** up and ask nicely for more. ******* disgusting. I guess that's what happens when you're spending your parent's money and not your own. And you like Halo? GOD WHAT THE **** ?! Halo did absolutely nothing new to the FPS genre. It's basically ******* Goldeneye with updated visuals. Those buying the Xbone deserve everything coming to them. I'm no PC fag, but I'm not going so sit back and let some company **** on me while simultaneously raping my wallet. I'll stick with the PC and possibly the PS4. The PS3 was ******* solid. You could bash someone's head in with that beast, wipe the blood away, plug it up and play that **** like nothing happened. The 360 was a flimsy cheap plastic loud ass box of **** and the Xbone will be more of the same. Enjoying be herded into buying it like the dumb cunts that you are."
#7 - siriuslygrim (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
... and Wii U sales jumped by 120%... smooth moves Microsoft.
... and Wii U sales jumped by 120%... smooth moves Microsoft.
#51 - toncheky (05/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#38 - luciferspianist (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #21 - spoogle (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just realized these aren't the same four dudes



ive been on the internet for so long, and....
User avatar #25 to #21 - killmani (05/28/2013) [-]
they are the same just a diff time
User avatar #65 - tiltaz ONLINE (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TV TV TV Television TV TV TV TV TV TV Television.
Sports Sports Sports Television TV Sports Sports Sports.
Just what i wanted from a Gaming console
if want to do sports and watch tv i will watch some exercise tapes!
User avatar #67 - shitstormjoe (05/28/2013) [-]
both Nintendo and Sony's stocks went up a good 12% that day. It's going to be written in the history books how bad this launch went.
#23 - luciferiam (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All aboard the hate train. Where everything's made up and the factual points don't matter.
User avatar #12 - gravitystereo (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sports sports TV sports spots TV TV sports television.
#69 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
i think people are more pissed off about how they showed off their console and the nightmare that was the Q&A sessions after the press conference. They didnt have their **** together and they went in their with the wrong demographic in mind. If the conference did anything it just showed how far removed the big console devs are from the core gamer audience. they really should have made it longer and tried to push out actual game footage.
#59 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Most of the short-term memory faggots are unable to remember that the xbox 360 received the same amount of hate and still went on to sell millions of consoles. The Xbox one is going to do just fine and all you faggots are going to cry about it
#56 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
I once had ONE XBOW - I will never have a XOX BONE ! quote me on dat
#54 - kainhall (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so i did not follow this as close as i should have.... because i bought a nice PC 2 years ago, and im broke.

why are we hating the xbox? all i know about it is that it has voice command.... im sure you can still use the controler.

please learn me!
#36 - thunderstorm (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - Crusader ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Didn't microsoft stock rise after the PS4 reveal?

Face it, we only got the barest inkling of information, most of it was hardware and telling you it would be used for more than gaming. Not to mention the whole kinect and always online thing was probably them seeing if they could get away with it.

We shouldn't be saying it will suck until
A - E3 where we get to see the gaming side
B - We actually have it.
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