The Story Of Xbox One. . THE STORY OF THE XBOX ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU, About on hour or And then Sony' s stocks went DA EMD. "Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One" True story. > Pic unrelated
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The Story Of Xbox One

THE STORY OF THE XBOX ONE
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU,
About on hour or
And then Sony' s stocks went
DA EMD
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Submitted: 05/27/2013
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#1 - minecraftmaster (05/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One"   
True story.   
   
> Pic unrelated
"Amazon UK: Wii U Sales Rank Jumps 875% Following Microsoft’s Xbox One"
True story.

> Pic unrelated
User avatar #6 - reaperssprint (05/28/2013) [+] (20 replies)
That's because people are generally stupid and make assumptions. Microsoft has already rebutted most of the ******** spread around.
User avatar #15 to #13 - reaperssprint (05/28/2013) [-]
You're being a paranoid **** like the rest of funnyjunk. Read the article carefully and the Q and A link. Both companies have information they are currently withholding. Sony is playing with similar ideas but has chosen to wait it out and see how Microsoft plays their hand.

You're too blinded by bias and idiocy that you fail to think rationally.
User avatar #29 - casval (05/28/2013) [-]
This is so ******* true. I was so excited for the new XBox that I was one of the many nerds always googling for "XBox 720" rumors. Then the day came when they announced it. I was so excited....for about 45 minutes. Then I read all the **** about it and quit caring.
#44 - Ihazfunkitty (05/28/2013) [-]
...that didnt took long
User avatar #46 - officerscrambles (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Even if all that **** about the xbox one is false, Microsoft does not deserve our money. As said very well by someone else.

"you'll buy that? Are you ******* kidding me? They shafted you ******* once with the 360, one of the worst ******* consoles in history and you're still begging for more? I bet you ******* queers can't name one person you know who owns an Xbox who hasn't had to either buy a new one or get theirs replaced. The PS3 was a solid ******* machine. The only thing that the Xbox had going for it was a better user interface. It was easier to set up parties and **** , but that's ******* it. They gouged your ******** with a subscription and after they ******* all over your ******* faces you like that **** up and ask nicely for more. ******* disgusting. I guess that's what happens when you're spending your parent's money and not your own. And you like Halo? GOD WHAT THE **** ?! Halo did absolutely nothing new to the FPS genre. It's basically ******* Goldeneye with updated visuals. Those buying the Xbone deserve everything coming to them. I'm no PC fag, but I'm not going so sit back and let some company **** on me while simultaneously raping my wallet. I'll stick with the PC and possibly the PS4. The PS3 was ******* solid. You could bash someone's head in with that beast, wipe the blood away, plug it up and play that **** like nothing happened. The 360 was a flimsy cheap plastic loud ass box of **** and the Xbone will be more of the same. Enjoying be herded into buying it like the dumb ***** that you are."
#7 - siriuslygrim (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
... and Wii U sales jumped by 120%... smooth moves Microsoft.
... and Wii U sales jumped by 120%... smooth moves Microsoft.
#51 - toncheky ONLINE (05/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#38 - luciferspianist (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #21 - spoogle (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just realized these aren't the same four dudes



ive been on the internet for so long, and....
User avatar #25 to #21 - killmani (05/28/2013) [-]
they are the same just a diff time
User avatar #65 - tiltaz (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TV TV TV Television TV TV TV TV TV TV Television.
Sports Sports Sports Television TV Sports Sports Sports.
Just what i wanted from a Gaming console
if want to do sports and watch tv i will watch some exercise tapes!
User avatar #67 - shitstormjoe (05/28/2013) [-]
both Nintendo and Sony's stocks went up a good 12% that day. It's going to be written in the history books how bad this launch went.
#23 - luciferiam (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All aboard the hate train. Where everything's made up and the factual points don't matter.
User avatar #12 - gravitystereo (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sports sports TV sports spots TV TV sports television.
#62 - Airmanator (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo can toot their horns about their consoles, but us PC gamers are a rugged bunch. We're the ones who back EVGA, Corsair, Antec, Coolermaster -- these are but a few of the real innovators. Not these consoles companies that sell you low end hardware at a markup and want to control what you can and can't do on the device you own. We slap our components together, overclock our hardware and don't give two ***** about Cowadooty and exclusives, cause baby, we have ALL the exclusives.

Go on, rage and holler about your favorite company and how we're entitled ******** . Me and the rest of the folks with sense (and a little bit more money than the console kids) will be here, mucking up your gears and hurting your feelings.
#59 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Most of the short-term memory ******* are unable to remember that the xbox 360 received the same amount of hate and still went on to sell millions of consoles. The Xbox one is going to do just fine and all you ******* are going to cry about it
#56 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
I once had ONE XBOW - I will never have a XOX BONE ! quote me on dat
#54 - kainhall (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so i did not follow this as close as i should have.... because i bought a nice PC 2 years ago, and im broke.

why are we hating the xbox? all i know about it is that it has voice command.... im sure you can still use the controler.

please learn me!
#36 - thunderstorm (05/28/2013) [-]
**thunderstorm rolled a random image posted in comment #2249131 at Friendly ** <MFW "The EMD"....
User avatar #8 - Crusader (05/28/2013) [-]
Didn't microsoft stock rise after the PS4 reveal?

Face it, we only got the barest inkling of information, most of it was hardware and telling you it would be used for more than gaming. Not to mention the whole kinect and always online thing was probably them seeing if they could get away with it.

We shouldn't be saying it will suck until
A - E3 where we get to see the gaming side
B - We actually have it.
User avatar #2 - doctorgolgo (05/27/2013) [-]
"DA EMD"? Really?
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