0. . What would you do if it stopped? k) be tuca% dead what the hell do you expect me to do a tuca%. fun fact . when those machines do that , where the line is straight and long beeping sound , it means the machine is unplugged , not that the patient is dead my
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What would you do if it stopped?
k) be tuca% dead what the hell do you expect me to do a tuca%
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#3 - isuckdickformoney (05/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
fun fact . when those machines do that , where the line is straight and long beeping sound , it means the machine is unplugged , not that the patient is dead

my source - QI
#2 - legionofbronies (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That dude is dead serious.
User avatar #7 to #2 - pooflinger (05/27/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up carlos, people died!
#59 - alekksandar (05/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
NOW it's tumblr.
#26 - dragoran (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tiny yeast farts
tiny yeast farts
User avatar #19 - gglai (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know why but sentences are funnier without punctuation.
#51 - jakeharman (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That would be impossible
#84 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
haunt the ************ who just stared at me while i was in cardiac arrest.
#89 - spanishninja (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ENLARGE
User avatar #15 - shakus (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm laughing more at the guy's name than at his actual comment
#83 - masterboll (05/27/2013) [-]
i would support the facebook page by sharing it until it gets enough likes to save the person's life
#74 - viewtifulbro (05/27/2013) [-]
My response
User avatar #40 - bighairyfart (05/27/2013) [-]
"tiny-yeast-farts"


Are we related?
#80 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
Jesus fast footed ******* Christ on a crutch, people need to use punctuation. I had to read it 3 times before it made sense.
#47 - ghouleyed (05/27/2013) [-]
Actually you don't die right away when heart stops beating.

you live for up to about 4 minutes - until lack of oxygen causes the brain to shut down.

In some cases, where sudden and extreme chilling has been involved, casualties have been successfully revived several hours after the incident with little or no brain damage. Quite often this sort of incident involves a fall into icy water. Fast chilling dramatically slows down the decay of dying brain tissue.
#42 - mogolliz ONLINE (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hmmm i must say that funnyjunk has been really funy today all the frontpage content make me laugh
User avatar #13 - italianfrosttroll (05/27/2013) [-]
Wait 5 seconds then spawn, or am I the only one?
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User avatar #96 - dotheherpaderp (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ST-segment depression, possibly a posterior myocardial infarction. Of course this is a very rough estimate, given there are no squares to calculate the duration of the waves or heart rate and rhythm, or any indication as to what lead these waves were emitted from, not to mention that T-waves don't split in that manner.
User avatar #78 - cakezs (05/27/2013) [-]
Depends if you're a chicken. I've seen a dead chicken do backflips
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