Oy Vey. Assssa.. If my gf would do any of this it would be kind of a moodkiller. except for the Maniacal laughter. That could get me going
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Submitted: 05/26/2013
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#1 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
If my gf would do any of this it would be kind of a moodkiller. except for the Maniacal laughter. That could get me going
#2 - stinks (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Oy Vey"
"Oy Vey"
#9 - blizzeh (05/27/2013) [-]
Nervous laughter obviously implies something of large size. Trust me, my japanese anime say so
User avatar #14 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
What is that: He might be asking of a rash or something weird looking but harmless.
Opps: It will most likely kill me and might just be him knocking over a lamp.
Oy Vey: I have no idea what it means and i like the adventure
Manical laughter: It fuels my erection
Circuit malfunction: then i know my mechanic dildo is not working anymore.
User avatar #8 - carpediam (05/27/2013) [-]
Maniacal Laughter. Crazy makes for a good time.
User avatar #5 - tarnis (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
one time during sex as I came I said the name of another girl followed with is a Nazi.

So I came saying "Sarah is a Nazi." was pretty funny.

User avatar #24 - stallwallwriter (05/27/2013) [-]
"What is that?!" - maybe they're unfamiliar with a sex position you mentioned
"That's where that is?" - They're new, just found the clit or g-spot, and it beats the alternative.
"a Yawn" - deep breathing, even if they aren't tired or bored, can lead people to yawn. Hell, I just did it from reading the word too many times.
"Maniacal laughter" - who hasn't wanted to make love like a pair of black wizards?
The last two are both clearly safewords in some kinky roleplay, so either sounds good.
What do you guys think?
User avatar #17 - koneella (05/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If females are talking/ laughing/ making any sounds expect quiet panting,
she's not really satisfied. When girls are near climax they will have uncontrollable muscle tensions. If girls head is in ecstasy, she wouldn't be able to even think about talking nor yelling something as ridiculous as "Uhh aahh"
(and p.s. pussy does not smell nor taste like fish, the real smell and taste is most close to sweat/coins) Sincerely a guy who have actually had sex and talked with girls about sex.
User avatar #19 to #17 - italianfrosttroll (05/27/2013) [-]
I gota agree with this guy, however I have had pussy that smells oddly like fish.
PS. A guy who also has a good deal of experience with women.
#15 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1."Uh oh" because it implies she realizes the size of the giant penis about to penetrate her,
(also means she catches on quick, and I like an intelligent girl)
2."That's where that is" because she's never had a man find her g-spot before
3."Oy Vey" because the D is too much for her
4.Nervous laughter because see #1
5.Circuit malfunction because then I can finally close my laptop
User avatar #31 - xcmxcmx (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
woof or meow?
User avatar #30 - rainbowboyviii (05/27/2013) [-]
maniac laughter
User avatar #29 - freakdog (05/27/2013) [-]
Uh-Oh
Oops - I have no idea what any of those three mean
Oy Vey
Manical laughter - That is just hot
Must kill president - Having a (robot?) girlfriend who killed the president must be exciting. And hot.
#28 - iamphoenix (05/27/2013) [-]
'What is that'
'that's where that is'
'Oy vey'
'nervous laughter'
'Circuit malfunction'

Fear is power.
#26 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
I would rather hear:
Uh-Oh
Oops
A Yawn
Nervous Laughter
Circuit Malfunction
#23 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
Intercourse.. Yeah, you wish.
User avatar #20 - ilennablond (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or "is it in?"
#3 - ireclamation (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i apologize for being an uneducated **** , but what does oy vey mean?
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