Bill Nye Tho. Not really Bill Nye but his account has some good tweets.. E BILL NYE mo -b tho i would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even fi bill fucking Nye
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - nyawgga
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(05/26/2013) [-]
**********. Gotta add that to my personal dictionary along with "uncultured ****".
User avatar #21 to #1 - CXJokerXD
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Didn't even know Smiley fries was a stand alone name for them.
User avatar #9 to #1 - aquae
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(05/27/2013) [-]
and 'canoodling'
User avatar #11 - christianwarriorx
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Bill Nye is an immoral atheist trying to promote evolutionism to brainwash children, please do not post this man again.
#64 to #11 - themanoffail
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(05/27/2013) [-]
you are the worst kind of christian
you are the worst kind of christian
#66 to #11 - thatbleachfan
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#19 to #11 - ataeru
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User avatar #30 to #11 - voltkills
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(05/27/2013) [-]
2/10 made me reply, poor effort.
User avatar #33 to #11 - HardyUndertook
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I am a christian and i am ashamed of you.....**** off! its bill nye!
#53 to #11 - anon id: b792929a
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(05/27/2013) [-]
how is your account not banned for an ungodly amount of red thumbs with a name like that.
User avatar #56 to #11 - tigersstripes
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Hey guys can we get it to -100? Yeah! We got this!
#69 to #11 - newforomador
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#16 to #11 - conagheraxe
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Nice try but no.
User avatar #18 to #11 - Blargosnarf
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's a physicist, not a biologist.
#46 to #11 - envinite
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Must be that butthurt atheist from the last religion *********
User avatar #14 to #11 - memberforcontent
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(05/27/2013) [-]
You little cunt.
#44 to #11 - Crusader
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(05/27/2013) [-]
My god.
And you call yourself a Christian Warrior?
#17 to #11 - icefried
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(05/27/2013) [-]
But Bill is agnostic.
troll harder.
#61 to #11 - cossackwhoop
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Have him up against the wall.
#57 to #11 - opdesertstorm
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I have a feeling this is a troll trying to make christians look stupid
#52 to #11 - pleebnutbubber
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(05/27/2013) [-]
i thought this said "immortal"
#54 to #11 - stringfingerable
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Fite me irl fagget. I bet u kiss gurls.
User avatar #72 to #54 - ilovemyguns
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(05/27/2013) [-]
"same air as dinosaurs"
"thousands of years ago"

What.
#75 to #72 - anon id: 1e07c401
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(06/01/2013) [-]
It didn't say how many thousands of years
User avatar #36 to #11 - stallwallwriter
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(05/27/2013) [-]
yyyeeeeaaah, not biting that one. You're trying a bit too hard there, troll.
User avatar #37 to #11 - crabcorehero
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(05/27/2013) [-]
well since you said please, i guess we can tone it down a bit. right guys?
#35 to #11 - granath
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(05/27/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that's gotta be a troll account, i mean, christianwarriorx, dat name
#31 to #11 - sagedivinity
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(05/27/2013) [-]
NO! NO! FJ just started to get over the religious v. atheist conflict, don't screw this up for the rest of us!
User avatar #25 to #11 - alstorp
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(05/27/2013) [-]
2/10
User avatar #29 to #11 - stillnotbob
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(05/27/2013) [-]
The Vatican condones evolution you retarded twat
User avatar #45 to #29 - Crusader
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Roman Catholicism doesn't speak for all of Christianity.
User avatar #68 to #11 - bighairyfart
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(05/27/2013) [-]
*Goes to profile...
"Date Signed Up: 5/27/2013"
...Nice try, faggot.
User avatar #15 to #11 - threadz
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(05/27/2013) [-]
you know the Bible kind of agrees with evolution
#60 to #15 - anon id: 360c0df8
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Bullcrap.

Unless you have bible verses that prove that, I claim ********.
User avatar #62 to #60 - threadz
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In Genesis, there are 7 days (Which was probably mistranslated from cycles or steps) in which God creates the everything. If you compare the order of creation side by side with the big bang theory and the theory of evolution, they match up.
You have to ignore the dinosaurs but remember this was written by man and passed down by word of mouth for thousands of years so expecting something they had nothing to compare to be included would be a little crazy.

It's a little far fetched, but it's the only part of the Bible that talks about the creation of the universe so it's all we have to go on.
#70 to #62 - anon id: 97d4b9e1
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"You have to ignore the dinosaurs" .. Not really, though they didn't know what "dinosaurs" was back then they've described them as "leviathans" and other beings.
User avatar #71 to #70 - threadz
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Really? We must have different versions. Mine says nothing about Leviathans or other obscure beasts
User avatar #59 to #15 - lilcamaj
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(05/27/2013) [-]
explain por favor
User avatar #63 to #59 - threadz
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In Genesis, there are 7 days (Which was probably mistranslated from cycles or steps) in which God creates the everything. If you compare the order of creation side by side with the big bang theory and the theory of evolution, they match up.
You have to ignore the dinosaurs but remember this was written by man and passed down by word of mouth for thousands of years so expecting something they had nothing to compare to be included would be a little crazy.

It's a little far fetched, but it's the only part of the Bible that talks about the creation of the universe so it's all we have to go on.
#38 to #15 - onceapiece
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You know, if his comment were any more obvious as a troll attempt, it would have to be because he literally said at the end, "I'm trolling."
User avatar #41 to #38 - threadz
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so I'm not allowed to reply with facts to a troll attempt?
#47 to #41 - onceapiece
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Well, generally no... That feeds the troll
User avatar #48 to #47 - threadz
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(05/27/2013) [-]
trolls need to eat too. Don't be racist
#6 - kittywithclaws
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Shame it's not the real Bill Nye

He gets all the bitches
#73 to #6 - atoma
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Bill Nye   
 @The science Guy   
   
I loved that way more than I should have... gif related
Bill Nye
@The science Guy

I loved that way more than I should have... gif related
User avatar #40 to #6 - theist
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(05/27/2013) [-]
hoverhands detected
User avatar #55 to #40 - stringfingerable
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(05/27/2013) [-]
More like hover fists. That ****** like advanced hover hands.
User avatar #50 to #6 - jonnyfunk
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(05/27/2013) [-]
yeah, but it's bill nye, tho
User avatar #4 - tiddycats
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(05/27/2013) [-]
If it's one thing I love about the word "****", it's just all the different words it can be combined with, I think "**********" just replaced "***********" and "************" as my favorite "****" variation.
#28 to #4 - anon id: 7476b819
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http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8
User avatar #8 to #4 - masdercheef
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I think that's why so many people use the word "****". It's just so versatile, you can pretty much put it wherever the **** you want.
#27 - Lewx
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(05/27/2013) [-]
********** is now my new favorite word.
User avatar #32 - insanemanoo
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I'm not all that scientific, so forgive me if I'm completely wrong here, but if the universe is constantly expanding then wouldn't it eventually (if it hasn't already) create a planet/star combo that could support life.....
User avatar #42 to #32 - Ruspanic
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The expansion part is just the space between things getting bigger, no new matter is being created. Though I guess chunks of stuff could break off and form habitable planets over time.

There are already many known planets that are in the Goldilocks zone ("just right" for life), though we don't know whether or not they actually have life.
User avatar #34 to #32 - frienderman
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Well, we know that it's already produced one. We like to call it "earth."

But in all seriousness, most scientists believe that it's very likely that at least one if not several other systems exist that contain planets similar to earth. If you're curious, take a look at the Drake Equation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
#43 - DANCINGLOBSTERS
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Chan His name makes me think of this bitch Tho
#51 to #43 - jonnyfunk
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This image has expired
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #4583541 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** god ******* damnit!
User avatar #20 - creepingorion
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(05/27/2013) [-]
There's another parody Bill Nye blog? THAT I'M NOT FOLLOWING? I must rectify this grievous error.
#24 to #20 - anon id: 6356eb5c
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I think your first error was being on twitter.
User avatar #5 - jbails
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(05/27/2013) [-]
What a beautiful word xD
User avatar #26 to #5 - misterklass
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Don't ever, EVER use "xD" on funnyjunk.
User avatar #2 - churrundo
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I would have phrased that "***********", but that is good too.
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