super. . This is the list of the top 8 super powers i would choose. 8. speed oh no. off to the gentlemen' s 7. Flying club. f hey come back here with that money
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super

This is the list of the top 8 super powers i would
choose.
8. speed
oh no.
off to the gentlemen' s
7. Flying
club. f
hey come back here
with that money!
6. Invisibility rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
rm Ben Made Poop.
hurry someone
get some kfc!
Takeova smash!
4. Stretching
k ready!
not touching
that. N,
I hate my boyfriend
just gonna sleep
3. Mind reading
crap i shouldn' t have
that indian food.
2. immortality yo this is your last
chance to take back
The thing about your mom what you said.
1. Xyray vision
Poor man he has been
outside this Victoria' s
secret for 12 days.
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User avatar #4 - zibdibbie (05/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Time control would be the best super power.
#12 - Cleavland Steamer (05/27/2013) [-]
what i saw at first
User avatar #1 - fedegon (05/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Achieve immortality, do dangerous stuff on TV, get famous and rich.
Or
Achieve immortality, do all crimes you want, escape through most dangerous way always.
Or
Achieve immortality, find a waterfall to live under, achieve inner peace through eternity, receive a wanderer as a pupil to follow the ancient ways of when you're from and eventually see him save the world from complete annihilation due to demons.
#24 - divinedpk (05/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
time control?
stop time but still be able to alter the environment so i could strip some unlucky soul of her clothes and play time again bam or i could just stop time and move to a destination
go back and forward in time to make any changes i always thought of this as a no brainer but its not even on this list
#178 - bearinatorbruh (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Immortality doesn't necessarily mean immune to pain.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******* cant have super powers
User avatar #27 - kisskisspatd (05/27/2013) [-]
I thought his number one power was "To be white." is that just me?
#123 - playcolt (05/27/2013) [-]
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You don't want to be a spiderman
User avatar #94 - explosiverectum ONLINE (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about the ability to have any super power you want at any time?
User avatar #100 to #94 - dudeimlikeadude (05/27/2013) [-]
you're like that kid who didnt wanna play super hero fairly.
#186 - gaffateip (05/27/2013) [-]
Nr.3
#76 - PubLandlord (05/27/2013) [-]
HINDSIGHT ! FOR #1
#156 - noblekira (05/27/2013) [+] (13 replies)
The ability to turn into a lamp once, and thats it
#188 - minecraftmaster (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Correction.
#171 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
I can't help but think those guys with the white skin and single strand of hair are Cry/Sup Guy....
User avatar #166 - carsausage (05/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ability to stop time
User avatar #152 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
the funniest part of this comic is that it says the original artist's name in the actual dialogue.
#120 - hodhandr (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't like the concept of immortality, for example you could end up stuck some ****** place, and then there's the fact that you'd literally outlive anyone you'd ever love(and hate).

If I could, however, I'd call it infinite lifespan. Say your body regenerates faster and better than a normal human body. So well, in fact, that you don't age, not even in the brain(yes, it's often the first thing to start to fail).

So basically you can live forever, unless something kills you (eg. sharp or high-velocity objects).
User avatar #49 - Sinless (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Screw immortality; that's depressing. Everyone you know constantly dying, inability to seek a final rest, and the possibility of being trapped forever in cement or something.

Screw time stopping too; after the initial enjoyments I think it's going to get boring real fast. Think about it. Even when you freeze time for everyone else, you still experience time at your own pace. Imagine spending hours by yourself to accomplish whatever task you set upon yourself. Sex with motionless people, messing with people, and pulling pranks will get bland easily. It's only beneficial in the long term for money, and if you're trying to further science or something. Oh and imagine walking or biking everywhere, engines will be frozen too.

I choose teleportation, like in that movie Jumper. So many possibilities and it can stay exciting for the rest of your life
User avatar #7 - burnswhenipee (05/26/2013) [-]
Time control
Telekinesis
Spiderman-like powers
Or teleporting

These are the only powers i would want

User avatar #36 - eattherich (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teleportation. You would be unstoppable.
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