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The anly wii. ilr.. l).:: track emf where he new . ,
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Submitted: 05/26/2013
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#1 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, it's all fun and games until he flies away.
#7 - nippuhl (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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And in a matter of hours
User avatar #5 - toxickooties (05/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd put little bells on him, and listen for jingles.



The balloons are a fantastic idea though.
#6 to #5 - CIS White Male (05/26/2013) [-]
And that's why you don't have a turtle.
You need jiggling to get the jingles from the bells - and a turtle moves so slow the bells would just hang there, making no sound.
#14 - sonnypistol (05/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
this is a pic of my turtle named Pineapple :3
#18 to #14 - jagartharn (05/26/2013) [-]
This is a pic of my pineapple named Turtle.
User avatar #19 - vonwillis (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cause he's so goddamn fast
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#17 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Goddammit Frank, we've been through this, you can't just keep tying balloons to your shell and eventually start flying. Even if you managed to get enough filled with helium and strapped on, how the **** are you going to steer and navigate? You'll end up stuck in some tree in some part of ******* nowhere, and I'll have to spend my entire afternoon trying to find you before the coyotes do.
#34 - bladebites (05/27/2013) [-]
My pet tortoise Julita died recently. I lived with her since I was like eleven years old, I'm sixteen now. The backyard isn't the same without her waddling around trying to steal the cat's food and 						********					 deliberately into the pool.    
Damn it OP, you made me feel.
My pet tortoise Julita died recently. I lived with her since I was like eleven years old, I'm sixteen now. The backyard isn't the same without her waddling around trying to steal the cat's food and ******** deliberately into the pool.
Damn it OP, you made me feel.
User avatar #10 - brenen (05/26/2013) [-]
Did you never play Heavy Rain? That's a bad idea sir.
#25 - knuckleduster (05/27/2013) [-]
That's my pet...
They got him too...
#16 - UnoSkullmanx (05/26/2013) [-]
I suck at raising turtles, I keep losing the damn things. I take my eyes off of it for 1 second, and it's ******* gone. Those things blend into shrubbery like ninjas, I swear.
User avatar #12 - dudeimlikeadude (05/26/2013) [-]
why two?
User avatar #8 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a pet turtle once....he ran away from home though
#39 - mrgoodlove (05/27/2013) [-]
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Send him to space!!
#23 - Kerzythepro (05/27/2013) [-]
Is your turtle named Jason?
#21 - rollcore (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #3 - nicolbolas (05/26/2013) [-]
I wanna get a pet turtle, but I think my brother's dog would eat it
#36 - fabledmocker **User deleted account** (05/27/2013) [-]
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