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#7 - girguy (05/26/2013) [-]
I can't even touch my tongue to a banana without gagging
User avatar #99 to #7 - faggotprincess (05/27/2013) [-]
I can shove the whole thing down my throat without gagging
User avatar #96 to #7 - rhiaanor (05/27/2013) [-]
Im allergic to good fruits like grapes, bananas, and ******* watermelons. Make my throat itch. ******* assholes. If god is real that ************ will owe me every banana/watermelon/grape I wasn't able to eat. EVERY DAMN ONE!
#89 to #7 - bladebites (05/27/2013) [-]
Same here. They're too squishy and weird, I just can't eat them.
Same here. They're too squishy and weird, I just can't eat them.
User avatar #86 to #7 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
A banana gave me stomach cramps once that lasted for hours and now even the smell of them makes me feel sick.
#20 to #7 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
have my thumb. Same here. They give me a weird tickling sensation in my mouth
User avatar #33 to #20 - sepheroth (05/26/2013) [-]
That sensation is actually your body's way of telling you it needs more vitamin c.
C for cock, that is.
#13 to #7 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Speaking of bananas and gagging
I always like to try and see how much of the banana I can fit in my mouth
No homo
#43 to #13 - themongoose (05/26/2013) [-]
WAY homo, bro.
WAY homo, bro.
#18 to #13 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
to my 9th-grade written math exam I grew bored pretty quickly, since we weren't allowed to leave when we were finished. So during the last 30-40 mins, I started gagging /eating bananas and cucombers, starring directly into the teachers eyes, who had to make sure my class wasn't cheating.

- afterwards two boys from my class thanked me, since they cheated while the teacher loled
#88 to #18 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
..why the **** did you have bananas and cucumbers with you while taking a math test.
User avatar #94 to #88 - wilburn (05/27/2013) [-]
its simple. Hes the man who math warns you about.
User avatar #11 to #7 - Psychotic (05/26/2013) [-]
The smell makes me vomit
User avatar #8 to #7 - aidsfarting (05/26/2013) [-]
******* closet homosexual
User avatar #70 to #8 - thefurey (05/26/2013) [-]
I hate bananas too. But i ******* love hot dogs, corn dogs,popsicles, all that **** . And still hitting the pussy.
#71 to #70 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
hitting a cat is wrong
User avatar #67 to #8 - girguy (05/26/2013) [-]
lol
#65 to #8 - SILENCEnight (05/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Oh No ** indeed
#87 to #65 - mitchblahman (05/26/2013) [-]
Nein nein nein nein nein!
User avatar #28 to #8 - missrainbowdash (05/26/2013) [-]
but that doesn't make sense
User avatar #31 to #28 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Bananas are known for their very phallic shape.
User avatar #32 to #31 - missrainbowdash (05/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but wouldn't straight people, then by using logic, not like them for that reason?
User avatar #47 to #32 - turbodoosh (05/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't touch it without gagging.. i.e. he shoves it down his throat every time he touches one
User avatar #95 to #47 - articulate (05/27/2013) [-]
Oh is that what he meant? I thought that he was implying that he was only saying he didn't like them because he wanted people to think he was straight.
User avatar #97 to #95 - thepandaking (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you're right. it makes the " ******* closet homosexual" all the more funny because everyone can see he's trying too hard.
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