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Jesus wanted to kill them

...or the spaghetti monster....

I think it was the spaghetti monster

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User avatar #43 - demandsgayversion (05/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
If a person came and destroyed everything I own, I wouldn't say 'thanks for not killing me.'
#37 - midgetnigger (05/26/2013) [-]
BTW, the way he asked that question was so unusual and awkward... It's seems to me like he was kinda forced to ask it.
#160 - noonesperfect (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
well atheists, your move.
#98 - tentaclerapee (05/26/2013) [-]
There are probably more comments warning me about ********** than there are actual ********* comments.
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#4 - euthyphro has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#5 to #4 - 4chan refugee (05/25/2013) [-]
i'm an atheist. i tell my friends and family "god bless you" when they sneeze. i say "oh my god" when i get ********** . THOSE are figures of speech. but, there is a difference between saying a mindless phrase that you're raised saying and going out of your way to saying "yeah, i'm sure you took the time and thanked a religious deity for your survival." that isn't a figure of speech. that's saying "you're lucky to survive such a horrible incident, so i expected that you thanked the lord." she wasn't one of those picky, douchebag anti-theists who pick apart any trivial religious reference. far from it, actually.
#100 - desklamp (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel a little bit sorry for this woman. She seems like a Good Atheist, but now she's going to be turned into some kind of mascot for all the Douche Atheists.
#205 - jollyjolieisjolly (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm an atheist.
#62 - 4chan refugee (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The polite thing to do would just be nod your head silently.
User avatar #63 to #62 - bodasion (05/26/2013) [-]
You could have done the same thing as you skipped the content, right?
#157 - Jigglejellow (05/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW the comments.
MFW the comments.
User avatar #120 - PubLandlord (05/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If you believed in God why would you thank him, he just came and ****** up everything for no reason, killed people, put you and others in danger, but I must thank him that I didn't die.

If he is all powerful

God burns your house down: "thank god I survived !"

He could have just not burnt your house down and you would be alive with a house
#122 to #120 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Then they give you the excuse "God works in mysterious ways."
#131 - annaisocoolike (05/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#20 - stiffbeefyone (05/26/2013) [+] (28 replies)
I find it awkward that Atheists don't believe in God because there is no "definite proof". Yet most of them believe The Big Bang "THEORY" with no definite proof. *tisk tisk*
User avatar #25 to #20 - Grubinhymer (05/26/2013) [-]
"THEORY" implies evidence, for whom God has none.
#61 - advicedude (05/26/2013) [-]
Y'all just need to shut the **** up and laugh.
#143 - luckyspirit (05/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can't we all just let each other believe what they want and stop fighting?
Can't we all just let each other believe what they want and stop fighting?
#255 - nephritho (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A Christian, an Atheist, a Muslim and a Jew walked in a bar.
they had a nice chat, a good laugh and a few drinks then they went home.
#39 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I am religious.    
mfw she says she is an atheist.
I am religious.
mfw she says she is an atheist.
User avatar #58 to #50 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Science =/= Atheism
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#92 - headhunternl (05/26/2013) [-]
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#159 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If god is real, why isn't he stopping me from raping puppies every Thursday morning?   
   
Christians: 0   
Epic Fail Guy: 1   
Puppies: -1
If god is real, why isn't he stopping me from raping puppies every Thursday morning?

Christians: 0
Epic Fail Guy: 1
Puppies: -1
User avatar #77 - TIDYKIWI (05/26/2013) [-]
My house got blown over an I almost dies, But I didn't! THANK THE LORD! WUT
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