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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - konradkurze
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british women are so ugly....because vikings took all the pretty ones
User avatar #87 to #1 - shoryuken
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true that ha!
User avatar #111 to #1 - tomorrowsnightmare
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Billie Piper
Emma Watson
Kate Beckinsale
Katers17
Freema Agyeman

Just to name a few.
User avatar #112 to #111 - konradkurze
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well the vikings havent been around for a while, so the UK has started to recover
User avatar #9 to #1 - trishaferr
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As a british woman I think... well... yeah, I guess you're right...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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As a British person i agree
User avatar #3 to #2 - konradkurze
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aside from a few rare ones, who tend to become celebrities because they look good, like Siouxsie or Joanna Lumley
User avatar #6 to #3 - razerdude
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and Emma Watson
#79 to #1 - totalsuckpod
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OI PIP PIP CHEERIO GUVNAH
#83 to #79 - konradkurze
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reminds me of that movie 'Dennis the Menace, where he broke mr wilsons false teeth and replaced them with candy

British: natural candy teeth
#11 to #1 - kez
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48 of FHMs top 100 sexiest women are from the UK. Way more than any other country.

I'm half Norwegian half english myself, and girls in scandinavia are a league above any other country/area on average I would say, but UK has just as many hot girls as anywhere else like America or France etc tbh.

If this is just a joke its all good, but anyone who actually thinks that is just ignorant and kinda dumb.
User avatar #17 to #11 - konradkurze
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yeah, there are hot girls in uk, just some scary ugly ones too
#29 to #17 - anon id: 7da1b15b
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and where are you from sir? if you say america kill yourself you ******* hypocrit.
User avatar #31 to #29 - konradkurze
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no, im from east germany....plenty of hot girls there....though part of that is from the eastern european migrants over the years
User avatar #14 to #11 - odonnell
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I don't think a top 100 chart is a valid example.
I agree with you on the women being just as good here as anywhere else, everywhere has the ugly ones and the good looking ones.
But, the FHM charts etc only go by famous people. There are plenty of everyday girls you pass on the street that are hotter than people like Rihanna (No. 2) and Helen Flanagan (No. 3). Although some are pretty hot and deserve to be in the Top 100 (Mila Kunis etc), its inaccurate, it should be top 100 female stars, not just top 100 women.
#23 to #14 - kez
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Of course yeah, but it was just an example that british women arent ugly. And with it I wasnt trying to say british women are the hottest just because they have the most people on the list. That does go to Norway and Sweden, because god damn.

All i meant is the joke simpley has no basis behind it. If it was meant purely as a joke then I dont care, but if people actually think that, just no.
#24 to #23 - odonnell
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I can agree with that, Definitely Norwegian or Swedish girls they're usually hot, and are down to earth due to the Scandinavian upbringing. I'd like to move to Scandinavia, but I don't have the patience to learn a language and It seems like a **** tonne of hassle trying to set up in a different country (At least to start with any way)

Pic somewhat related, only thing I've got with some relevance to Scandinavia.
User avatar #109 to #11 - rokkarokkaali
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The UK is lucky enough to have 48 of the hottest women because the unlucky ones were taken by vikings.
#78 - niggerlips
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#115 to #78 - kiermatv
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#28 - psykojet
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And yet, Finland still needs vodka to even get a boner
And yet, Finland still needs vodka to even get a boner
User avatar #43 to #28 - pellonpoika
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But finns aren't technically vikings
#122 to #43 - stgfilitov
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of course they aren't. Vikings were Norwegians,danish,and swedes.
User avatar #71 to #28 - tommymemeborn
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That's because they had to go so far to go rape and pilage
User avatar #4 - sidathon
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Gotta hand it to Scandinavians - their women are ******* hot
#20 to #4 - lorkhan
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And its rabies free.
And its rabies free.
#100 - anothereposter **User deleted account**
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#114 to #100 - clockworkphysicist
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In nazi germany the third reich would award an honorary medal to women who had fourteen children. It was because it was supporting the arian race and doing a serice to their country.
In nazi germany the third reich would award an honorary medal to women who had fourteen children. It was because it was supporting the arian race and doing a serice to their country.
#118 - potatophucker
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#105 - peptobismalk
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Scandinavia.
Scandinavia.
User avatar #129 to #105 - amuzen
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Is it just me or do they look like a trash mob of trolls from an mmo of some sort
User avatar #5 - pooflinger
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The Scandinavians understood evolution well.
#38 - Tailsfan
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Why are only the swedes and danes acknowledged as viking when the norwegians were the most ruthless bunch?
User avatar #85 to #38 - deadmuerto
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sure they will
#99 to #38 - anon id: 7b866369
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All the books I read are about Danish and Norwegian Vikings, rare to find one about a Swedish one.
User avatar #102 to #99 - Tailsfan
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Because there were barely any
#18 - anon id: 32be61e1
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The Vikings were actually afraid of their own Viking women. They believed that their women could do some magic and tell the future. It was illegal to touch a woman's hand without her permission! Also, when married, a man was required to bring home all his wealth he got and give it to his wife. The wife would then be required to figure out how much wealth should be spent on what, and gave her husband an allowance. Also, women could divorce men for almost anything, including lack of sex. If a Viking man didn't **** his wife enough, she could divorce him for it. Divorce was simple. Gather everyone in the house to the couple's bed and announce the divorce and reasons for it.
#21 to #18 - thatgreekkid
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lack of sex wouldnt happen
#22 to #21 - anon id: 32be61e1
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Apparently, there were some women who divorced their men because of that, or at least women who wanted to have that rule.
#40 to #18 - anon id: 244df446
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source pwease?
#123 to #18 - saladtongsofdeath
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there where marriages back then??? i just assumed he beat her over the head with a huge mallet and drag her back to his hut
#152 to #123 - anon id: 32be61e1
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Yes. They had marriage.
User avatar #124 to #18 - dankey
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vikings would rape their own women you lose i win
#155 to #18 - anon id: 100e2fb1
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That's ******* ********. Humon wrote that "fact" together to express her femdom fetish.
User avatar #82 to #18 - trollmobile
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********.
complete and utter ********.
#88 to #82 - anon id: 32be61e1
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Okay. Why is it ********?
User avatar #89 to #88 - trollmobile
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this is an extremely exaggregated version of the truth.
the viking women were the rulers of the house and everything that belonged to it, but they were in no way in control over their husband's belongings, nor was divorce something easily thrown around.

the man ruled over the man things, the woman ruled over the woman things.

it was a far more equal society than most, but it's nowhere near the matriarch society that the original comment of this thread makes it look like.
#151 to #89 - anon id: 32be61e1
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Oh ok.
#41 to #18 - jojonv
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********.
********.
#46 to #41 - anon id: 32be61e1
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I confess, most of my information came from humon. I admit, she might not be the best source, but she seems to know what she's doing.

http:// humon. [url deleted] /art /Viking-and-his-wife-326333411

If link does not work, go to deviantart and look up humon's profile, and look for Viking and his wife.
I forgot where I read about the divorce for lack of sex, though.