Death 4: On Stranger Dies.. The triumphant return of the Death Saga, now with 50% more DEATH! Now, they are taken from the book "Strange Deaths" by St
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Death 4: On Stranger Dies.

The triumphant return of the Death Saga, now with 50% more DEATH!
Now, they are taken from the book "Strange Deaths" by Steven Moore.
As always, comments are appreciated.

DEATH: PART I
June 1979: may , immediately after his
marriage, was stricken names and Mat and
fainted. He hit his head on the altar Stalls and [lied
shortly after.
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Janurary 1981: Jessie smalls was mum] encased in
a at in hit inline. Earlier a water [line burst
and her house.
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Para 5.
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Submitted: 05/25/2013
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#7 - allnamesrtaken (05/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So did you end up getting those +1,000,000 thumbs, OP?
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User avatar #13 - kolimm **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
when he got lynched when he asked for 1000 greenies op didn't quit

he used it as a running gag.


good job boy, good job
#8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Mfw number 6
#3 - albinomantis (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why was this dumbass ************ standing on a driving truck?
#46 - qubot (05/26/2013) [-]
"the stund went wrong"
User avatar #42 - tooanontoquit (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you think death is funny then you're all kidding yourselves.
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#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2013) [-]
i've heard of a couple who got married
the man took and carried his new wife
someone shouted at him, he turned back and in the process his wife hit the pillar that was in path, in the head
she died in that place
kinda sorry for the guy
#50 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
so many spelling mistakes
You're one poor doomed bastard OP
User avatar #44 - pivotmasterdm (05/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else want to know how that kid learned how to make himself go unconscious at will?
#56 - vicioushaze (05/26/2013) [-]
Number 3
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
I knew a guy who's party trick was to lose consciousness by smashing his head into tables, he started off dumb as hell and ended up literally brain damaged.
#47 - frazn ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
mfw number five.
#37 - swizzll (05/26/2013) [-]
MFW 7, that 						******					 was asking for it.
MFW 7, that ****** was asking for it.
#53 - eightminutes (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my teachers last name is dalessio
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you missed a digit in pi
it's actually 3.141592653589
bit it's not....3.14159265359
#40 to #12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
>rounding
User avatar #55 - xxELITExx (05/26/2013) [-]
with all the crazy **** i have done, I read this and feel very very lucky.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
may 1993 one: what the **** ? does that also happen in real life?

#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
so. many. spelling. mistakes.
User avatar #29 - snairtekili (05/26/2013) [-]
The last one kind of happened to me. My friends thought it was funny that I could make my face turn red, so one time I did it while standing up and passed out and hit my head on a table
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