A Joke. . One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." lall! lloll. ' His friend said, "Don' t do that. There'
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Submitted: 05/25/2013
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#15 - solitaryweasel (05/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Honey, can I have some of your urine? I'm trying to outsmart a robot doctor."
#3 - allnamesrtaken (05/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**allnamesrtaken rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at We All Want To Learn Thai ** HFW he finds all this out
#13 - rebenely (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Avoid heavy lifting
#14 - matralith (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How did he get a urine sample from his wife and daughter?

It's not something you ask at dinner.
#30 - abdullahmag (05/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"your tap water is too hard, get a water softener"

wat?!
#31 to #30 - arthurfj (05/25/2013) [-]
Hard water contains lots of mineral salts. It interferes with the formation of lather with soap.

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#44 - freakanator (05/25/2013) [-]
<-- this machine....
<-- this machine....
#2 - evilbastard (05/25/2013) [-]
Funny stuff there !
User avatar #43 - extooso (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
he had nothing to lose?
wrong he could lose 10$
User avatar #87 - superbigfupa (05/26/2013) [-]
but can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#29 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Everyone in the comments is ripping this joke apart, so I might as well chime in.

Vitamins don't do **** for worms.
#34 - dashgamer (05/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That machine wouldn't be able to determine each urine sample's familial relationship with the guy depositing them. I eat this post in my fury at its illogical conclusion.
That machine wouldn't be able to determine each urine sample's familial relationship with the guy depositing them. I eat this post in my fury at its illogical conclusion.
User avatar #35 to #34 - walhor (05/25/2013) [-]
Can't you read tittles?
User avatar #42 - sirfisticuffs (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You just masturbated into a mixture of **** , piss and water. What the **** is wrong with you?!
User avatar #55 - budbrown (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>get a jar full of everyones urine in town
>pour it in the machine
>everyone finds out what is wrong with their own body
>only costs 10$
User avatar #62 to #55 - poniesnstuff (05/25/2013) [-]
"Hey buddy I need a sample of your piss"
Reply-"Gross dude **** off"
Piss collectors reply-" Your wife and daughter let me get theirs"
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah, its so easy to get your daughter's urine sample
#109 - manirock (05/26/2013) [-]
But will it blend?
#33 - heisenberger (05/25/2013) [-]
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2013) [-]
wanky **** demon
#28 - telfyr (05/25/2013) [-]
If the daughter is doing coke then why would she consent to a urine sample? Every logical person would assume it's for a drug test.
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