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Wow, mom sure hates it when i jack off

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Anonymous (ID: } () : 05 No. 482399384
So this happened last night ml
we me
we 22
we out to the bar
llt' s karaoke night. everyine is getting smashed
mast call. gets another round we chug them and time to home
om the bar it' s about an my house
Mcnally get home
mthree up 3 er 4 times. felt great
west ofthe night is black
awake up in my living mem stark ass *****
censure what is going en. how I got here and what happened
poolice arrive at my house and tell me they need to take me in fer questioning
profuse. SC) they start to question me at my house
Appearently I woke up in the middle ofthe night. walked around the muse leaving a trail of clothing behind me
istead ever my efface was asleep en the couch spending the weekend at my muse
Family is still processing everything, mom apparently freaked out and called the cops on me. She lives out oftern and planned to come down and spend the weekend, she drove home in the middle ofthe night after I woke her.
wut do?
shameless self bamp.
Anonymous (ID: () : 31 Replies: :
You should kill yourself ?
Kill yourself.
Thought about it, seems like a pretty legit idea My mom is psycho as **** and if she presses charges I think it' ll make me a sex offender.
Anonymous (ID: () 2021 :31
You should kill yourself DR..-
Anonymous (ID: ) () 2021: 33
You should kill yourself.
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Submitted: 05/25/2013
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User avatar #1 - dafuckisthisshit (05/25/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
#3 - grimfuck (05/25/2013) [-]
you see, it is so much better then bible days.
instead of the community killing them.
the community gets them to kill themselves.
that way we all go to sleep happy
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