Princess. . Michelle Willi : My friend wanted to feel like a princess tor her wedding clay, an I made her marry a man she never met in under to secure a French  Princess Michelle Willi : My friend wanted to feel like a princess tor her wedding clay an I made marry man she never met in under secure French
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - snowshark
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(05/24/2013) [-]
You could secure an alliance with any country and you chose France?
#29 to #1 - anon id: 3adb3a82
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Please read about Marie Antoinette.
#36 to #1 - anon id: f6104a9c
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I'm French and wtf man, of course OUI, always !
#47 to #1 - anon id: 0a68a8d8
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(05/25/2013) [-]
hurr durr france sucks at wars

Get your facts straight; France is one of the top 10 most powerful countries in the world. They're just about the same level as UK.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
France was pretty badass back in the day
They have Europe's best win to loss ratio
#13 to #2 - telamatoes
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(05/25/2013) [-]
They weren't French back then, they were the Gauls and Franks, doesn't count.
#33 to #13 - anon id: 2b3eb8a9
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You're kidding right? The Normans owed allegiance to the king of France, circa 1050. They've been France for longer than you think.
User avatar #4 to #2 - logicstrike
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civ V got them pretty acurate they're badass until you discover steam power that it's all downhill
User avatar #3 to #2 - snowshark
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Aye, I know, but for the past 200 years or so they've not been all that spectacular in terms of... well, anything.

They're not as well off as the Brits or the Germans (and they're in more debt than the Brits too unless the statistic has changed.)

They're not as big a tourist destination as other countries in the EU and they've not got the best life expectancy. Honestly they excel at very little and in terms of being a good all-rounder there are better nations in the EU for those kinds of stats. I've nothing against France but it just stands out as an odd choice.
User avatar #5 to #3 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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Because marrying off princesses like that is a sorta medieval/renaissance thing - when an alliance with France could help you against Spain/England or the HRE
User avatar #7 - clickythepirate
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Why would anyone have to worry about the french attacking? They'd probably just come to your borders and then surrender to save you from the traveling.
#54 to #7 - anon id: 0dda0f83
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Blame the Vichy!
#8 to #7 - dezider **User deleted account**
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Everyone fears the French!
#23 to #8 - demonicstphenson
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Except the Germans
Except the Germans
#26 to #23 - anon id: a6608722
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Everyone except everyone
User avatar #28 to #8 - AreyouSerious
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Haiti called, they're laughing at you.
#17 to #8 - anon id: a6608722
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Who is everyone? Because I don't know them.
User avatar #14 to #8 - Sethorein
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Borgias!
#12 to #7 - verby
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Because the French were a formidable military power for the most part. They just really sucked at maneuvering and avoiding being surrounded
User avatar #9 to #7 - dashgamer
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(05/25/2013) [-]
The French had one of the strongest and most formidable military forces up until the 1930s, just about.
#50 to #9 - Slicernicer
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Prussia laughs at you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - dashgamer
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Yeah, Prussia was extremely badass.
#18 to #9 - anon id: a6608722
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Since when?
No country could beat the Spanish Tercios for almost 2 centuries. So I need dates.
User avatar #22 to #18 - Crusader
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"one of the strongest and most formidable"
Not the best, but one of the best, Louis XIV was amazing at creating a military that would destroy people, to the point that his grandson Louis XVI would help the USA become a free country.
This of course led to the French Revolution that lasted much longer than necessary because the military split in two and you had highly trained forces fighting each other.
#31 to #22 - godlycuntdestroyer
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yet instead we get the typical hur dur hur barely literate Americans with the usual crap.
#27 to #22 - anon id: a6608722
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Spain helped US with their independence too. We sent them a loooot of money.
In fact, the dollar symbol comes from the union of the columns and the band in our coat of arms, that was engraved in the coins.
User avatar #32 to #27 - myrtille
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He's not saying that France is better than your ******* country. He's just saying it wasn't as bad as it is now. Jesus.
#37 to #32 - anon id: a6608722
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... Calm down, dude. We are not arguing at all.
User avatar #38 to #37 - myrtille
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i am calm
#35 to #18 - anon id: 2b3eb8a9
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Napoleon Bonaparte. He kicked Spain's ass 1790-1810ish. Britain had to save your **** then.
#40 to #35 - anon id: a6608722
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Napoleon's quote: "All my troubles started when I decided to conquer Spain".
Napoleon betrayed Spain after asking for help to conquer Portugal. With this movement he defeated our army.
After that, Napoleon had several casualties and resource loss fighting against no army, just the guerrilla.
He couldn't conquer all Spain before the English intervention.
Both got the ass kicked, because of him we lost South America.
#34 to #18 - anon id: 2b3eb8a9
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Napoleon Bonaparte. He kicked Spain's ass 1790-1810ish. Britain had to save your **** then.
#30 - smokeyrp
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Khal Drogo approves
User avatar #42 to #30 - rocksteady
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Yeah but she loved him
User avatar #43 to #42 - schneidend
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Eventually. There was quite a bit of rape before that.
#48 to #43 - creepyunclebob
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In the show it was one rape and then a bunch of consensual sex. In the books it was one tender rape and then a bunch of doggy style rapes sprinkled with occasionally less rapey rape.
User avatar #44 to #43 - rocksteady
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Loving rape?
User avatar #45 to #44 - schneidend
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I guess you could say Khal Drogo loved dat ass.
User avatar #46 to #45 - rocksteady
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See that's romantic.
User avatar #6 - biomedic
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sweet, CGP Grey retweeted.
#52 - shmedly
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User avatar #59 - moooossseeee
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Am I the only one who was more interested by whom it was retweeted by?

CPG Grey is a boss...
User avatar #53 - edraham
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I'm french and don't give a f*ck about jokes that hit my country.

I'm just here to have my daily smile...
#56 to #53 - therollingstones
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This joke has nothing to do with France, it's making fun of the common misconception of being a princess.

User avatar #57 to #56 - edraham
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Oh... I'm not clever, neither a good translator.
I've just seen somes guys fight about French Army, Britain and co.
#49 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/25/2013) [-]
"Strictly politics."
"Strictly politics."
#24 - mraye
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Why do we want to marry the French? Because we'll have the warring Brits to fight our battles plus a claim to rich, wine filled French lands. Ah... Also Alsace Lorraine to mock the Germans with.
User avatar #11 - gokombwantu
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(05/25/2013) [-]
>Be not-british PRE-1815
>Secure French Alliance to fight Britain
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