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This a . scientifically Knows as asides_
This fruit grows in Sohne parts ottavan, and is
Kn own tor its vibrant blue color. at you proba bly
teon' abaut this fruit is that it can switch
flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste
sweet. everything salty will taste bitter- and it gives
water a strong orangejuice taste. It' s also very
expensive.. .costing tryout y ; 000 JPY (which is
abaut 200 dallars}.
or you Knew this cerld be photoshoppers
but Elle;
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never crews seeds but it can still produce other melons (its
it is grown deep in thedangler pew and can prevent you
trom aging well into the hundreds
it is Known by the natives there as it' uhua acaw cacao shiity.
its really strange hew all these pictures lees exactly the
same because everithing en the internet is true
This is the (seriously gosh just IUD}: at that sexy
mather ****** } its scientific name is Tumbler's F' apperatus.
The only Known specimen is in a pot in David Harps treasure
dungeon_ It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every
tumblr blag that reaches 500, 000 fallowers.
It has the remarkable property being as healthy as watermelon
but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza
This planet is really just so amazing guys WOW.
Frabric gamelon
The taste this melon will always surprise you.
Teddy has been great. We can all go to bed- the clay is finished.
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#17 - kmichel (05/25/2013) [+] (76 replies)
This, however, is real.
#25 to #17 - sabotagesam (05/25/2013) [-]
this, however, israel
#12 - arkanios (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is the Cheese Melon, scientifically known as "Dangerously Melony".

This fruit grows in Passwall, and can only be collected if you sacrifice ten Dunmer and do a dance while upside down.

Once eaten, there's a 97.1220951 + 1/2% chance of it raining cheese across the land, which is the reason of the great flood of cheese wheels in 3E 120, thus giving it it's scientific name.

Daedric Princes are amazing, aren't they?
#59 - studbeefpile (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#53 - tarekmig (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#72 - incontinence (05/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This is the NIG melon scientifically know as Giggas ****** tastyfruitus, When you eat this fruit you instantly gain the force of a thousands You need to login to view this link is know for needing quads to be stopped. It is also very expensive, usually costing around 100'0000000 welfare checks (thats around child support for 40 kids).
#75 - jamieswhiteshirt (05/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is a blue waffle. They are only made in specific kitchens and are known for their blue color and tuna-like taste.
#1 - twi (05/24/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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gay melon
eating it makes you queer
#125 - manirock (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Cagemelon:
One of the most common types of watermelon.
It grows anywhere and everywhere it is able to.
Occasionally has a pleasing sweet taste, but most often has a bland flavor.
Most people like it because it tastes amazing in its prime
This allows them to overlook the bitter taste it develops as it ages.
#15 - waffies (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#40 - unknownmamba (05/25/2013) [-]
The world is in the Gourmet age
#67 - ahjay (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW Patrickmelon
MFW Patrickmelon
#135 - dirtyharrypegs (05/25/2013) [-]
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#174 - ekiouja (05/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**ekiouja rolls 22** dubs and real
#162 - frigidalt (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A tumblr post without anyone talking in all caps?!
A tumblr post without anyone talking in all caps?!
User avatar #10 - pockyrin (05/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the melons are obv photoshopped, but the description of the first one, that if you eat it, it changes your tastebuds, there's a real berry that does that, think I saw it on mythbusters.
#79 - toastableduckling (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Blue peppers would look so awesome.
#39 - probrem ONLINE (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"prevent you from aging well into the hundreds"
User avatar #114 - kevandre (05/25/2013) [-]
Used to think Tumblr was cancer but it's just about the only website these days that consistently makes humorous OC
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