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Jon Stewert

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#26 - thechosentroll (05/25/2013) [-]
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Bulgaria is mentioned. All 7 bulgarians on the site swell with pride.
User avatar #40 to #26 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/25/2013) [-]
But you have 19 thumbs up
User avatar #44 to #40 - rlybad (05/25/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/25/2013) [-]
According to my username, 2 years old.
User avatar #46 to #45 - rlybad (05/25/2013) [-]
entschuldige, das hätte mir auffallen sollen.
#43 to #40 - alexusapi (05/25/2013) [-]
because only bulgarians have the power to give thumbs?
#42 to #40 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
Scared now?
User avatar #10 - optimussum (05/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's Bulgarian







Sorry if you were expecting something funny
#11 to #10 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
Does her name happen to be Sofie?
User avatar #12 to #11 - optimussum (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure if you pronounce Gratsiela slow enough it'll sound like it
User avatar #25 to #12 - thechosentroll (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm bulgarian too and that's usually a violent bitchs' name. Sorry.
#27 to #25 - optimussum (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't see why it's apology-worthy
I don't see why it's apology-worthy
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (05/25/2013) [-]
Because the second she gets control over your wallet you're ****** . That's how bulgarian women function.

Step 1: Charm with boobs.
Step 2: Gain trust
Step 3: Manipulate giving you control over money
Step 4: Remove testicles and wear them as a medal of honor.

Where I'm from, women pretty much run everything. Most are powerhungry sociopaths.
User avatar #37 to #28 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're quite the lady killer
#49 to #28 - sadistikal (05/25/2013) [-]
Shut the hell up. It's people like you that give our country a bad name with your **** . If that's what you think of our women, then you obviously need to change your criterias, 'cause that's what is leading you to meet such girls. Golddiggers can be found in every country.
On more thing - if you've been manipulated by these girls, then you're a bitch for letting them.
#56 to #49 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (05/25/2013) [-]
I saw *********** ....

I have a problem
#39 to #28 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
oh is that how only Bulgarian women work
gee I'm glad I'm not from Bulgaria, in my part of the world a woman would never do something like that goshamighty
User avatar #54 to #10 - zombieicecream (05/25/2013) [-]
does she have a bulge area



sorry i have always wanted to make that joke
User avatar #65 to #54 - optimussum (05/25/2013) [-]
I checked

No, she doesn't
#34 to #22 - thomassp (05/25/2013) [-]
your logic make my brain hurt
#2 - suckittrebek (05/25/2013) [-]
MFW when it speaks about incident threshold..   
And.. Why is he doing Gangnam Style in 2 out of the 4 frames that he is in?
MFW when it speaks about incident threshold..
And.. Why is he doing Gangnam Style in 2 out of the 4 frames that he is in?
User avatar #5 - KayRed (05/25/2013) [-]
I want Jon Stewart to go after Bill Maher, cuz I hate Bill Maher, and some one needs to shut him up.
User avatar #36 - HappyBus (05/25/2013) [-]
two thirds of gun deaths in america are suicides... and the majority of the rest are gang related and in inner cities. they just try so desperately to make people think that white people are killing each other all over the place.
i'll take my red thumbs now.
#52 to #36 - srapture (05/25/2013) [-]
A lot of terrorist attacks are suicides.
User avatar #50 to #36 - PubLandlord (05/25/2013) [-]
So ... you don't think that that is still a problem
User avatar #59 to #50 - sketchE ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
well if you want to kill ourself i dont think the availability of a gun matters
User avatar #63 to #59 - PubLandlord (05/25/2013) [-]
You don't think having a weapon readily available that is designed to kill in the most efficient way matters.

www.psychologytoday.com/blog/struck-living/201012/can-obstacle-prevent-suicide

Study shows that removing a method will result in less suicides, it is not the case that someone will always find a way, and ultimatly there is a responsibility to look at the debate because if removing guns could solve more problems than they cause their legality should be questioned
User avatar #64 to #63 - sketchE ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
so a person with a handgun is more likely to commit suicide if he has shown no intention of doing it before than a person who is extremely suicidal with tweezers if im reading that correct. the gun isnt even that effecient compared to other things but thats semantics. the existance of guns doesnt cause problems. the existance of ****** people causes problems
User avatar #66 to #64 - PubLandlord (05/25/2013) [-]
Scenario

Someone is suicidal after recieving a phone call from the bank

America: Multiple handguns and shotguns in the house, close your eyes press and button/pull a trigger = dead

United kingdom: Feeling suicidal, around the house you have not enough aspirin or sleeping pills, only option is to slit your wrist, which has a less than 50% success rate and is much harder to muster up the courage to do so


boom
User avatar #68 to #66 - sketchE ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
a lacerated jugular is pretty lethal. and whos saying a gun takes less working up to do?
User avatar #69 to #68 - PubLandlord (05/26/2013) [-]
Well that's why guns are the most popular form of suicide in America, because they are the easiest
#55 to #36 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
the shootings that have been happening (sandy hook, colorado, etc), have all been done by Democratic voters. Therefore, not Fox viewers.
#35 - wehavecandy (05/25/2013) [-]
Most areas with high crime rates vote primarily Democrat.
User avatar #6 - douthit (05/25/2013) [-]
Jon Stewart tries to act impartial, and like he's above all the left-right bickering and hypocrisy--but he's not. He's just another biased guy with a news/comedy show.
#38 to #6 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
He makes fun of other liberal commentators or Democratic party members when they say something stupid, yes he does have a bias but he's very aware of it
User avatar #8 to #6 - hirollin (05/25/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait

Are you saying he TRIES to act impartial? I have never gotten the impression that him or Colbert are actually trying to be anything other than a d-bag for ratings.
#16 to #6 - kmichel (05/25/2013) [-]
Although I believe his team has better investigative journalists than the mainstream media. I get my news mostly from Stewart and Yahoo. Stewart has excellent critiques of news reported by other organizations, and Yahoo writers are too stupid to have an agenda.
User avatar #24 to #6 - Yojimbo (05/25/2013) [-]
Stewart's political beliefs aside, he is and will always be a comedian/ entertainer foremost. On his show, everyone is fair game. If it appears that he makes fun of/ criticizes the right more, it's only because they have given him more to work with (they've ****** up more).
User avatar #30 to #6 - KayRed (05/25/2013) [-]
I disagree, not that with the fact that he is left, but with the fact that he acts impartial. He's made clear through his career that he's a liberal. And while he doesn't agree with the right, he'll still represent them (O'reilly is similar, hence why they are always on each others shows). Wouldn't see a real cunt like Bill Maher doing that.
#15 to #6 - boringbored (05/25/2013) [-]
you are completely right but at least he is willing to bash democrats for things. unlike the circle jerk at fox

hilariously relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE0vRFPQnds&list=HL1369465669
User avatar #60 to #15 - SgtObvious (05/25/2013) [-]
Why are you comparing what he does to Fox. Compare Fox to MSNBC and look how much more bs they have on their channel. You can't compare normal news to comedy news.
#67 to #60 - boringbored (05/25/2013) [-]
not comparing the shows. just saying that he is a liberal willing to embrace his parties flaws, unlike everyone over at fox in that they dont own up to their parties mistakes.
User avatar #70 to #67 - SgtObvious (05/26/2013) [-]
Ok but you're comparing apples to oranges. You're taking what you view to be the best of the Democratic party and comparing him to what you believe to be the worst of the Republican party.
#17 to #6 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
he's a comedian, not a reporter.

he says so himself, he is not there to report the news, he only makes fun of it.
User avatar #29 to #17 - douthit (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah. And when he's caught in a tough spot Rush Limbaugh also always claims his show to be an entertainment show, not a news show. It's an easy out to escape criticism.
User avatar #9 to #6 - osimonmagus (05/25/2013) [-]
As far as Colbert goes he plays a 'character' on his show. His 'character' does not represent his actual beliefs, it represents his satirical view of politics. Not sure about Stewart.
#53 - verby ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Guys. Remember this satire.
#3 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
What a 			*******		 legend.
What a ******* legend.
User avatar #18 - fantomen (05/25/2013) [-]
>counting suicides as victims of gun violence
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User avatar #20 to #18 - fantomen (05/25/2013) [-]
I just want to make it clear that I don't agree with O'Reilly, I think he's a dick, but bunching up those who committed suicides with guns, and those shot by the cops as "victims of gun crime" is dishonest and misleading as **** .
User avatar #23 to #20 - daboomee (05/25/2013) [-]
>I don't agree with O'Reilly, I think he's a dick

Understatement of the ******* year.
#1 - royoten (05/25/2013) [-]
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#7 - oedad (05/25/2013) [-]
30,000 firearm related deaths over half of those are suicide. Japan and South Korea have the world's highest suicide rates and have almost no firearms. Ya let's ban firearms and deal with the many more thousands of people hanging themselves, jumping off bridges, closing their garage door with the car on, overdosing, cutting their wrists, swallowing a glass of cleaning fluid, jumping in front of a bus, crashing their car into a tree or wall, jumping in front of a train. Also no where in the constitution does it guarantee a terrorists rights to anything while gun owners are inalienably guaranteed the right to possess their firearms. Plus Bill is 6'4+ and could kick stewart's little pansy liberal ass even thou hes 20 years older than him.
#19 to #7 - agentpurplek (05/25/2013) [-]
I agree with you but I ******* hate bill o'reilly \

Gun homicides have dropped 49% since 1993
User avatar #31 to #7 - KayRed (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you shouldn't have added in that last part, it seems stupid, and therefore makes you seem stupid (which you might be, can't say for certain yet), which then completely invalidates your argument.

User avatar #14 to #7 - vacillantfall ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah you support bill o' reilly, dont speak.
User avatar #32 to #14 - trojanmannn (05/25/2013) [-]
Love how you can support hitler on this website and everyone's all like "well that's just like your opinion man" but being a conservative on a non-conservative post is a big no-no
#33 to #14 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
yes, he should not speak. god forbid someone should disagree with your narrow, closed-minded worldview.
User avatar #51 to #14 - gardenjustice (05/25/2013) [-]
The one and ONLY thing I will grant that man is that he's an unbiased historian in his writing, that's about it though. He's a decent historian, a dreadful person.
#47 - harryblazer (05/25/2013) [-]
I do like jon stewart, but that was just another case of a lib trying to start an argument that he didnt even know how to answer. They werent even talking about guns, and he brings it up just to start a fight, but when asked how to sove it he turns it into a joke
User avatar #61 to #47 - Crusader (05/25/2013) [-]
Which is strange, because all he is, is the opposite from Colbert, and both of them are relatively middle of the road.
User avatar #48 to #47 - multimedia (05/25/2013) [-]
No, it was a joke from the start. He's a comedian. That's what comedians do.
#58 - cula (05/25/2013) [-]
He's one of the best things in america
He's one of the best things in america
#57 - etfhan (05/25/2013) [-]
What exactly does he mean about Bulgaria? I sort of take offense, since I was born and half-raised there.
What exactly does he mean about Bulgaria? I sort of take offense, since I was born and half-raised there.
User avatar #41 - twofreegerbils (05/25/2013) [-]
Less than 14,000 are intentional homicides though.
#4 - vegito (05/25/2013) [-]
can i have a link to this episode plz
can i have a link to this episode plz
User avatar #13 to #4 - chuckbillrow (05/25/2013) [-]
go to www.comedycentral.com/ if you cant find it from there... you are not very good at finding things on the internet
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