Bacefook )1(. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that.... Confession: When I was still married, mad a feeling he was cheating en me. I fou Bacefook )1( Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn or something that Confession: When I was still married mad feeling he cheating en me fou
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Bacefook )1(. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that.... Confession: When I was still married, mad a feeling he was cheating en me. I fou

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that...

Confession: When I was still married, mad a
feeling he was cheating en me. I found a
pack pt madame in his car. The hex was
already opened so i poked a hem in the
wrapper of each one, Then i preceded to
seek them in habanero pepper juice for an
hear. I put them back in the car before he
woke up. He told me he had to gate help his
mom with some things amend her house.
He left. 3 hours later my best friend called to
tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend"
and that now she was en fire dawn there!
My husband came home and placed an ice
pack down there, saying he got burnt by
something. Needless to say after that, he
lest his wife and she lest her friend. Neither
one tat them knows what I did. blow if I see
either. ene cf them I always ask. "Where' s
the fire?"
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - miik
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That is a massive battery bar   
   
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That is a massive battery bar

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User avatar #105 to #10 - Encarna
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Well it's running at 1100% so you've got to fit that on somehow.
#91 to #10 - psychodreadnought
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#25 - neizane
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(05/25/2013) [-]
1,100% battery? what the **** is this on?
#1 - teranin
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Anyone else really want to replace this cunt's birth control pills with tic tacs?
Anyone else really want to replace this cunt's birth control pills with tic tacs?
#23 to #1 - ussioc
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(05/25/2013) [-]
You DENSE ************.
#51 to #23 - othagovna
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Here, use this.
#55 to #23 - messerauditore
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(05/25/2013) [-]
or this
#2 to #1 - thegayman [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That would just make more of her
#3 to #2 - teranin
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(05/24/2013) [-]
****... that's actually a good point.
****... that's actually a good point.
#4 to #3 - thegayman [OP]
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#5 to #4 - teranin
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(05/24/2013) [-]
No she doesn't deserve to die for it, but a price must be exacted... How about testosterone replacement pills? That could be good for a laugh.
#6 to #5 - thegayman [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Laxatives.    
>HFW
Laxatives.
>HFW
User avatar #11 to #1 - TheFreak
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(05/24/2013) [-]
If a man thought his wife was cheating on him and replaced her birth control pills with sugar pills and she got pregnant with his best friend, who would you be mad at?
#12 to #11 - teranin
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(05/24/2013) [-]
The man who ruined her life instead of being a man and confronting her or him. Passive agression on the scale that destroys lives is far more dishonorable than infidelity, which is also completely dishonorable.
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheFreak
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(05/24/2013) [-]
So, your response to passive aggressive behavior that could potentially ruin someone's life by messing around with their choice in birth control is passive aggressive behavior that could potentially ruin someone's life by messing around with their choice in birth control?
#14 to #13 - teranin
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Well, if you'll scroll down, I was already informed on how bad of an idea it was, and after some discussion we instead decided on feeding her laxatives as an equitable alternative revenge plan. When I typed that particular vengeance plot I was trying to avoid saying "Drop her in a pool of ******* acid" because that seemed a tad extreme, and the idea of giving back to her what she gave to him seemed somewhat poetic, but I am aware it was a tad hypocritical.
User avatar #9 - puacuppasuga
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(05/24/2013) [-]
yep, this woman deserves better.
#7 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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User avatar #46 - loonquawl
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(05/25/2013) [-]
For some related info, don't ask how I know.... The best way to wash pepper off your junk is dish soap.
#99 to #46 - catdogdora
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(05/25/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to dish soap so it would just cause me much more pain and burning D:
i'm allergic to dish soap so it would just cause me much more pain and burning D:
#48 to #46 - othagovna
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(05/25/2013) [-]
You listened to /b/… didn't you?
User avatar #15 - stallwallwriter
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Okay, the habanero pepper sauce I can kind of understand, although I think it's unreasonably brutal, but why do that and poke holes in the condoms? If whoever is using them doesn't have another form of birth control, then they could wind up getting someone pregnant. Basically bringing about another human being out of spite is pretty horrendous. You shouldn't **** around with matters of life and death.
#18 to #15 - anon id: 3f5df0f8
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Condoms come in sealed packaging. If you don't poke a hole in it, how are you going to get the habenero sauce onto it?
User avatar #27 to #15 - mutzaki
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You think hot sauce to the genitals is unreasonably brutal for having cheated on your wife/best friend?
Also, condoms are by far never a 100 % guarantee, so even though poking holes in one is usually a horrendous thing to do, due to the circumstances, and the always-present risk of using a condom, my opinion is that is was just.
#57 to #15 - anon id: 9ba97764
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if you actually read the post, she says she poked holes in the WRAPPERS not the condoms themselves. the poked holes were just to allow the habanero sauce to get all over the condom.
#62 to #15 - anon id: 71c1b479
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she poked a hole in the wrapper not the condom
User avatar #17 to #15 - syntheticdoll
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(05/24/2013) [-]
She said she poked a hole on the wrapper, not the condom, for the juice to be able to get inside.
User avatar #30 to #15 - billybeee
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If this woman the husband was cheating with didn't know he was married, I would understand as she wouldn't be to blame.

But the woman is her best friend, so she knows what she is doing. She deserves whatever she got
#16 to #15 - thegayman [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Otherwise it'd just be soaking the wrappers in the sauce.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dakkenly
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(05/24/2013) [-]
And seriously who would continue ******* when it's burning. Though the acids would probably dissolve it
#29 to #16 - zomaru
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(05/25/2013) [-]
No, you can poke a hole in the wrapper, and not the condom itself.

And I thought you were smart as a kid....
User avatar #116 to #29 - billybeee
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hi
User avatar #117 to #116 - zomaru
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(07/11/2015) [-]
**** off mate I aint in the mood.
User avatar #118 to #117 - billybeee
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(07/11/2015) [-]
2 years and youre still a cunt

i guess people dont change afterall
User avatar #119 to #118 - zomaru
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(07/11/2015) [-]
Nah, just having a stupid discussion with a guy about how his waifu is ****.
User avatar #121 to #119 - billybeee
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hi
#122 to #121 - zomaru
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User avatar #123 to #122 - billybeee
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**** off mate I aint in the mood.
#124 to #123 - zomaru
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User avatar #120 to #119 - billybeee
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you're both jews
#76 - nexcell
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(05/25/2013) [-]
who the hell believes these posts about poking holes and sabotaging condoms?

no guy uses a condom in an already opened wrapper, period. its easy to notice tampering.

as for this post he'd surely notice they were drenched in pepper sauce, **** would smell like a mexican grill at a vaseline convention.
#106 to #76 - PedoBearsAcomin
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Well you wouldn't have to open the packet, poke a hole in it then soak it in the sauce and it would fill through the hole.... Just sayin
Well you wouldn't have to open the packet, poke a hole in it then soak it in the sauce and it would fill through the hole.... Just sayin
User avatar #22 - cloudshadowevil
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(05/24/2013) [-]
******* smart, Respect.
User avatar #19 - Covenantkilla
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(05/24/2013) [-]
1100% battery?