Buy a barrell roll.. . That' s why my damn Fruits cost so much
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Buy a barrell roll.

That' s why my damn
Fruits cost so much
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Submitted: 05/24/2013
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#30 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #25 - deathcampforjewtie (05/24/2013) [-]
Is s/he missing their legs?
#19 - asillytractor (05/24/2013) [-]
Lol I work at sams club, it sucks dick
User avatar #11 - justignoreme (05/24/2013) [-]
not to ruin it or anything, but these scanners don't work when any body part is on it. it is too sensitive and the weight is constantly changing until you get off of it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - justignoreme (05/24/2013) [-]
well at least thats how they make them at my work
+3
#23 to #12 - gingertank **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #23 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I want to kill all my custumors.
#10 - wyattgc ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't want to sound like a ******* but that is nasty.
#5 - sparkajh (05/24/2013) [-]
It's mean to make fun of someone with no legs guys....
User avatar #37 to #5 - dayasalion (05/25/2013) [-]
can't be unseen
User avatar #21 to #5 - srskate (05/24/2013) [-]
oh damn, I didn't even notice.
User avatar #3 - leeroyjankens (05/24/2013) [-]
im sure if that person ate fruit, they wouldn't be like that
User avatar #4 to #3 - puppyfood (05/24/2013) [-]
The scanner is also a scare to weighs the produce to give you exact cost.
#18 to #4 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
its called a tare, but we all seem to know what you meant...
#7 to #4 - gcloud (05/24/2013) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i didnt understand the joke till now

where i live i weigh them by myself and the machine i weighed them prints a ticket that i put on the bag

pic is the only reaction image i have related to a fruit
User avatar #29 to #2 - bighairyfart (05/24/2013) [-]
For $8 those must have been some huge melons.
#33 to #29 - sirhyde (05/25/2013) [-]
Speaking of Huge melons
Speaking of Huge melons
User avatar #26 to #2 - bogbean (05/24/2013) [-]
>British Supermarket
>$8
>$
>$
User avatar #13 to #2 - nexuser (05/24/2013) [-]
>Britain
>$
what?
#6 to #2 - tarmturist (05/24/2013) [-]
What a bitch customer
#9 to #6 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
You dumb **** flap. You are essentially an oxygen thief.
User avatar #8 to #6 - toosexyforyou (05/24/2013) [-]
The **** you talking about? The customer should've paid 8 extra dollars for ******* fruit?
#35 to #8 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
What he meant by that is that the British use £ instead of $
#31 to #8 - tarmturist (05/24/2013) [-]
No but she didn't have to "raise the alarm" and actually involve management and cause an internet article
#14 to #8 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I'd pay $8 for ' ******* fruit'.

I'm so lonely.
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