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Airline Rules

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Everyone need airline rules.

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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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User avatar #19 to #12 - kimilsung (05/24/2013) [-]
OH GOD I DIED
User avatar #35 to #19 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
RIP in peace
User avatar #36 to #35 - kimilsung (05/24/2013) [-]
Rest in peace in peace?
#1 - twi (05/23/2013) [-]
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#10 to #1 - gamerfan (05/24/2013) [-]
laughed way too hard!!! thank you good sir!!
laughed way too hard!!! thank you good sir!!
#45 to #1 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Resist the urge to touch your tits
#4 - xmeatshieldx (05/24/2013) [-]
You will also turn into a giant.
User avatar #67 to #4 - Durp (05/24/2013) [-]
And that's ok.
#47 to #4 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
just like eren
#9 to #4 - moechler (05/24/2013) [-]
Or the airplane shrinks
User avatar #5 - Mebeshe (05/24/2013) [-]
I think that the toilet one isn't even made up.
#42 - trolltyler (05/24/2013) [-]
This is no repost, this is vintage internets!
This is no repost, this is vintage internets!
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#11 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
fight club airline safety brochure
User avatar #39 to #11 - senorfrog (05/24/2013) [-]
They are as calm as hindu cows.
#16 to #11 - wardd ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Fixed.
User avatar #18 to #16 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
oh my god thats ******* amazing, especially the second last one
#33 - climatus (05/24/2013) [-]
Has anyone else flown recently on a Southwest Airlines flight? The attendants are actually funny. When they were talking about securing the masks, the announcing attendant said something along the lines of "If you have young children, secure your mask first, then help the one with the most potential."
Has anyone else flown recently on a Southwest Airlines flight? The attendants are actually funny. When they were talking about securing the masks, the announcing attendant said something along the lines of "If you have young children, secure your mask first, then help the one with the most potential."
#58 to #33 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
We watch as mother is arrested/ INTERNATIONAL/ PATIENCE'S FLOWERS- ALL PROVEN SGE LAUGHED SET HIM UP TRYING TO KILL THE ONE WITH LISP/ HIM / BLOW JOB / USED CONDOM/ DINA SAW IDIOT AT MALL LIKE MY OWLS/ CAMERA SAYSVYA DEW
#41 - samoaspider (05/24/2013) [-]
The first one
The first one
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#38 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #38 - creusche **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
Even if it is funny, we still don't like you
User avatar #29 - trishaferr (05/24/2013) [-]
Thumbed!
Also, I posted a shedload of these back in 2011 (not bitching, just directing y'all to so more lulz)
And shamelessly self-promoting at the same time...

Airline Safety Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2142897/Airline/
Patr 2: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2142907/Airline/
Part 3: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2142915/Airline/
Part 4: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2142930/Airline/

Also, here's some bonus Government Safety Measures:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2142939/Government/

Enjoy!
#25 - vicecomx ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
good stuff, this post. had a lot of lol
good stuff, this post. had a lot of lol
#20 - tarekmig (05/24/2013) [-]
something is wrong here....
User avatar #50 to #20 - sackit (05/24/2013) [-]
Not at all, its from 2 diffrent airplane manuals
If you see at the top the gas mask hetch got 4 red lights in it and the seats are different from bot

While the bot its a small hetch and the seats are diffrent from top ''
User avatar #53 to #50 - tarekmig (05/24/2013) [-]
You didn't get the joke.... If the gas masks are condoms.... then people are breathing cum?
#54 to #53 - sackit (05/24/2013) [-]
OH....   
   
Well i tought the joke was "there are 2 gas mask at top, and 3 at bot"   
   
Damn i`m such a 			*******		 retard-.-   
   
Well sorry then :3
OH....

Well i tought the joke was "there are 2 gas mask at top, and 3 at bot"

Damn i`m such a ******* retard-.-

Well sorry then :3
User avatar #31 - heytheremister (05/24/2013) [-]
I think the defacating on floors thing might be the actual meaning....
#13 - pappathethird (05/24/2013) [-]
I never get tired of this one
I never get tired of this one
#68 - deathcampforjewtie (05/24/2013) [-]
Hurley didn't listen.
#49 - abachonk (05/24/2013) [-]
I always laugh a 			****		 ton with this. Thanks OP
I always laugh a **** ton with this. Thanks OP
User avatar #48 - sackit (05/24/2013) [-]
The "its ok to get your foot stuck"
it should be: We are perfectly fine with giants moonwalking on the airwings
User avatar #23 - casval (05/24/2013) [-]
First content I've laughed at (as opposed to blowing air through my nose) all day. Good job, OP.
User avatar #28 to #23 - darkflareon (05/24/2013) [-]
I am very good at pleasing men it seems.
User avatar #30 to #28 - casval (05/24/2013) [-]
But I'm a woman.

Sorry if I made you bi.
User avatar #32 to #30 - darkflareon (05/24/2013) [-]
I can't handle pleasing woman, dicks only please for this OP
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