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I smell bacon Compilation. A small collection of wins/fails. If you want more, let me know and hit me up a friend request :]<br /> If you liked this, thum

A small collection of wins/fails. If you want more, let me know and hit me up a friend request :]<br />
If you liked this, thumb up for moar if you hated it and/or you're Justin Bieber, thumb down!<br />
If you wanna participate, simply type in &quot;I smell bacon&quot; in Omegle and see if there are any fellow Junkies out there!

Epic Omegle
I smell bacon"
Compilation
Vary: new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: I smell bacon
Stranger: hey
Stranger: with wings
Tau: Dude
Tau: Are you from FIJI
Stranger: Nope
Tau: Then new you know whats say?
Stranger: diesnt everyone?
Doesn' t everyone".
Vern new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: Ismail bacon
Stranger: wat r u
1) male
2) eternaly
3) hemy female
4) hemy male
Tau: 5
Tau: All Mine above
partner has .
tta V T
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would no
aback
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Heh... tthought Iwas clever there.
Vern new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: Ismail bacon
Strange
Tau: Nice
Tau: were everywhere.
Tau: Taking ever.
Tau: Beware '
Stranger: not
partner has .
to VIE“! would no feedback
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i talked to you (niece times now
He doesn' t fear Funnyjunk. Q
Vary: new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: I smell bacon
Stranger: hey 18 m looking for horny girl with
Tau: You found her
Tau: Justsam the magic words
Tau: Award pass code t it
Tau: And you get mah
Oh yes. We got this guy...
attenti partnering .
to VIE“! would no
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aback
Of course...
Yawn new chatting with a random etranger. Say hiy
stranger: Hello. :1
Von: I smell bacon
stranger: With or without wings?
Von: with. my yellow Junkie.
Von: With.
Von: Are you tram FM
stranger: Nope.
Von: Gad dammit
stranger: I just know how to fuck with you guys.
Von: Well if you want to be awesome.
Strange D
stranger: Every
stranger: Day
Von: nor IN HELL
Van have unconnected.
Sonofabitch... /b/... F* cking with us Junkies.,
Vary: new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: I smell bacon
Stranger: I smell fish.
Yon: Bacon is betterthan fish.
Stranger: is it? My vagina smells like use I was numerable to eat IL.
Yon: Whatsa vagina?
Haha... I just had to.
Yes, I know whats vagina is... I think?)
Its that who Justin sober has now)
Very: new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Stranger: What religion are you?
Tau: I smell bacon
Yon:
attenti partnering .
to VIE“! would no feedback
Was thao conversation great? share the leg en Feedback RI
It' s official: Funnyjunkies are
BACONBITS!!!
Vary: new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
Tau: I smell bacon.
Stranger: maybe cu; my sausage is out
Tau: I said I smell bacon...
Tau: Sausage"
partner has .
to VIE“! would no feedback
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I think this guy was a little confused...
Bacon a Sausage?
And now a couple o' wins...
Yawn new chatting with a etranger. Say hiy
Van: Ismail bacon
stranger: with or without wings my yellow junkie?
Von: ith wings, .
w -with wings.
Von: Heard oi men , 07
stranger: may!
stranger: I think I navel
Stranger
stranger: mayo
stranger: I might b thinking oi my friends sister omma....
Von: Uh no Ioi
Von: I make comics on El do
stranger: I might have seen rework
stranger: send me a Jinki
Von: Er
w _ Alright man I' m gonna go send me a friend request :1
w ' his is going on my omegle compilation btw
stranger: yah Ive seen warm
sniff* He knew my work!
Von: Wanna say your username
Von: 7
stranger: haha go for itll
Von: cool :1
stranger: is the shit!
Von: Hana sounds good :1 peace yellow junkie
Van have unconnected.
And then finally...
Vern new chatting with a random etranger. say hiy
Tau: I smell bacon
Stranger: I smell bacon
Tau:
Tau: With or without wings?
Stranger: with wings?
Tau: Well this is awkward.
Ven have disconnected.
to View would no feedback
Was thao great? share the leg on Facebewk It!
dew"
If you liked it, thumb up O!!
If you hated it thumb down D:
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - GoMewTwo
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(05/26/2010) [-]
i feel so special!!
#21 - anon id: 549fc621
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
this is the gayest thing ive ever seen are you ******* five?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Dima [OP]
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Yes
#24 to #22 - Zarkhaso **User deleted account**
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Actually, Dima is ******* your mom.
Too easy ^^
#2 - Azerrad **User deleted account**
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(05/26/2010) [-]
hell... could you imagine if a vagina smelled like bacon?

*drools*
User avatar #265 to #2 - YmousAnon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
all you have to do is heat up some bacon grease and lube her up with it, it's perfectly safe, and if she does some how get burnt and starts to cry, you just need to give her a N64 game, I recommend ocarina of time, that game fixes everything
User avatar #219 - MooseInMyBalloon
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
i'll probably get thumbed down, but the whole 'with or without wings' thing is gonna end up crap if people start saying it when they don't go on FJ. but hey, we must have made an impact for people to recognise the question :D
#203 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Ok seriously this is ridiculous. I was one of the very first people to make a compilation of omegle "I smell bacon" conversations.
How many thumbs did i get? 27.
It's so fuc.king stupid how almost all front page material gets so many thumbs only because the person who made them is well-known.
But sometimes, something thats not even close to funny thats made by a level 1 member gets to the front page.
How??
How does my compilation of omegle bacon conversations get so few thumbs, and this guy gets over 500?
I know Im gonna get a hell of a lot of thumbs down for this, but I really don't care.
You all know this is true.
If nobody knows who you are, you're almost guaranteed to get a max of about 30 thumbs no matter how funny your picture is.
#223 to #203 - anon id: f62524e1
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
People like to hear, "I smell bacon" and also the reply "With or without wings"... Personally... I think its pretty lame. LAME MOTTO
User avatar #255 to #203 - Dima [OP]
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(05/27/2010) [-]
Sorry about that, man... I don't control who thumbs me up or down... Don't get pissed at medude. I'm not doing this to piss you off :/
#260 to #255 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
I'm not pissed off at you personally, I'm pissed off at the FJ community and what determines front page or not. Other people have gotten front page with this same idea, it's nothin personal.
User avatar #270 to #260 - Dima [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Alright dude :( I'm sorry about that.

However, I don't think I qualify as "well known" at this point. My success might be based on different things, though; for example, in this compilation, I didn't just post the stories; I posted some comic commentary. Even if the premise isn't original, adding something original to the premise can help drastically :]

Good luck my man :D
#273 to #270 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Well it seems that if you're not good at paint, then you level up based only on comment thumbs cuz comics rape the front page these days.
User avatar #226 to #203 - Toynacious
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
i feel ya... all tha good **** never gets to the front page and only gets like 20 thumbs... IT PISSES MEH OFF
User avatar #208 to #203 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
i would agree with you if the example you were using was right, this idea is not ******* funny at all, he shouldn't have gotten more than 30 thumbs either, yes its stupid he got here, but you shouldn't have either
#218 to #208 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Well not necessarily the idea, but the conversations themselves. I'm not saying that my compilation is better than his, or that it's the funniest thing ever. But this just doesn't make any sense
User avatar #222 to #218 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
agreed, this does not deserve front page
#227 to #222 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
But apparently it got here, and so have a few others of the same idea. So why not mine? Or that of anyone else who has made one and got very few thumbs?
User avatar #231 to #227 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
maybe you're just unlucky
but the less make it on here the better
User avatar #243 to #231 - gweenie
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
honestly, most stuff that gets on the front page is by luck. i mean i've posted like 4 things, and one somewhat funny joke got to # 1. it all depends on who sees them.
User avatar #247 to #243 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
well yours was a fairly funny (while slightly old) joke, i was ok with it, but SO much **** gets to the front page now
its pissing me off
User avatar #249 to #247 - gweenie
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
did you have to look at my profile to see it? ha i want gweenie to be a household name. lol
User avatar #292 to #249 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
hahahaha yea, good luck with that
User avatar #248 to #247 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
also, if it's ACTUALLY funny you shouldn't need the right people to see it, the majority of people should have a good sense of humor and thumb it up, but thats sadly not the case
#261 to #248 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
The real underlying problem is that so few people look at the most recently uploaded content
User avatar #293 to #261 - YourFunkyChicken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
yea
User avatar #239 to #203 - theshermanator
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
I'm gonna go thumb up your content now.
#93 - iBrian **User deleted account**
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User avatar #175 - DICEY
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**DICEY rolls 7** if this is a 7 the funnyjunk will rule the world!
User avatar #179 to #175 - DICEY
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**DICEY rolls 4** and if this is a 2 someone will screen shot it.
#180 to #175 - anon id: e3b49983
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**** yeah -_-
User avatar #185 to #175 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
dibbs on front seat of the chaos! You did it sir!
User avatar #206 to #185 - brandofan
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
I'm Hitler I get the front seat
User avatar #216 to #206 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
I get the front seat or **** goes down...
User avatar #220 to #216 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Right here right now *********** i challenge you to a duel sir
User avatar #224 to #220 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
************* rolls 4** *********** uses divide by this #
User avatar #225 to #224 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
it is not very effective
User avatar #235 to #225 - brandofan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**brandofan rolls 7** brandofan uses divide by this number
User avatar #236 to #235 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
It's not effective
User avatar #238 to #236 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
*********** uses *flash big black cock* it is semi-effective
User avatar #244 to #238 - brandofan
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**brandofan rolls 4** If it's a 4 it's an insta kill
User avatar #246 to #244 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
It's EXTREMELYUBERSUPERDUPERJUSTINBIEBERKILLING4CHANERADICATING EFFECTIVE
User avatar #245 to #244 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH
User avatar #253 to #245 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
*respawn* fires my lazor
User avatar #256 to #253 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
User avatar #262 to #256 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
...and so the epic battle was done, with Hitler killing himself cuz of gas bills and *********** from exhaustion of lazor shooting and aids
User avatar #263 to #262 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Well done Sir you was a formidable foe
User avatar #257 to #256 - brandofan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Fine Fine I will sit next to you
User avatar #266 to #257 - spacenigger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
its alright, im forced to sit in the back of the bus anyway...
User avatar #232 to #175 - DICEY
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
**DICEY rolls 5** if this is a 3 you will leave *********** alone!
#161 - MrSnowman **User deleted account**
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
None of this is funny dude. Funnyjunk used to be an interesting site where people posted funny and quirky pictures that made people laugh... now its a bunch of whores asking each other if they smell bacon to try to fit in on the internet. Well guess what guys, you ruined it.
User avatar #184 to #161 - SextonMLH
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
Yeah,I'd be okay with this if the "secret code"was funny,But "I smell bacon" is just some retarded kids trying way too hard to be random.
#295 to #184 - MrSnowman **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/28/2010) [-]
Yeah and to get even worse 4chan has become funnier and funnier too its like fj and 4chan are switching off. I think its time we all realize how ****** this site has become... I do not smell Bacon i smell defeat.
#251 - EZBakeChampion **User deleted account**
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
this is gay... all you do is say i smell bacon first thing every time. its only funny if it comes at the end
User avatar #196 - djgeeza
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
i tried this i found 1 funnyjunkie :) triplescore lol lots of people who thought i was talking about the cops
and a few idiots who just said yum
#200 to #196 - kekoaw **User deleted account**
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2010) [-]
same