Xbox One. I feel pretty disappointed with Microsoft and their horrible decisions. Oc by me.. I can just imagine sitting their fapping and the kinect is on trying to interpret your motions
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I feel pretty disappointed with Microsoft and their horrible decisions. Oc by me

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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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User avatar #33 - nITE (05/24/2013) [-]
Man 1: Hey lets go play the Xbox
Man 2: The Xbox360?
Man 1: No the Xbox 1
Man 2: Thats not released yet
Man 1: No ******** the Xbox Original
Man 2: OOoh why didnt you say so!
User avatar #32 - habasparkz (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna unplug it.
User avatar #29 - darkandbrooding ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Look straight into the camera and whisper "This one is for you, Bill Gates" as I continue masturbating.
#26 - watanigga **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
I was always paranoid there was a very camera watching me, ALL THE ******* TIME, in my house when I was younger. I thought there was a small one in every room. We were a lower-mid class house so it wasn't possible for my mom to be able to do something like that, but it kept me paranoid for years (any feels there?)...



Now I have cameras everywhere, on my phone, on my laptop, on my desktop, my camera has a camera, and my apartments have cameras... and couldn't give a **** less if they catch me fapping, anywhere, anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #28 to #26 - mcstorms (05/24/2013) [-]
I have had a phobia of cameras since birth
#25 - dragev (05/24/2013) [-]
Ever Watched Paranormal Activity 4?
well then you should know that the kinect can be used to see..
#24 - markusantonius (05/24/2013) [-]
He tired to warn us . We didn't listen.
#31 to #24 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
If he is really that tired then he should just rest a bit.
User avatar #34 to #31 - markusantonius (05/24/2013) [-]
He's been getting plenty of rest lately , hopefully its been peaceful .
#22 - rprol ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Kinect is Love. Kinect is Life.
User avatar #11 - payseht (05/24/2013) [-]
In case you guys didn't know (I found out recently) people that used their XBox connected to a Kinect to watch the XBox One thing... well, let's just say the presentation used a lot of Kinect commands...
#12 to #11 - agonix (05/24/2013) [-]
explain
User avatar #13 to #12 - payseht (05/24/2013) [-]
For example, the guy showed off voice command and saying "Xbox go Home". The peoples' XBox received the message and went home.

This, of course, only happened to people using speakers to watch the reveal.
#14 to #13 - agonix (05/24/2013) [-]
understood
User avatar #15 to #14 - payseht (05/24/2013) [-]
You are not a man of many words, are you?
User avatar #18 to #17 - payseht (05/24/2013) [-]
sadly, it will be gone in a few seconds, and you'll look silly
User avatar #19 to #18 - payseht (05/24/2013) [-]
why did I say "seconds"... in a few hours is what I meant to say... it only lasts 3 days
#16 to #15 - agonix (05/24/2013) [-]
no
#9 - skiskate (05/24/2013) [-]
I can just imagine sitting their fapping and the kinect is on trying to interpret your motions
User avatar #8 - GmCity (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't let you do that Dave.
#4 - daentraya (05/23/2013) [-]
Tape a piece of paper on it
User avatar #5 to #4 - defectivetoast (05/23/2013) [-]
apparently it will have infrared as well.
User avatar #6 to #5 - daentraya (05/23/2013) [-]
Then block that out too with whatevers good at that. Must be something that can do the job
User avatar #10 to #6 - rtsgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
tin foil?
User avatar #27 to #10 - daentraya (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah! **** that camera
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