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tvfreakuk (05/24/2013) [-] 
I signed up for an online dating site once as it said "Sign up for free" and I figured that it was worth a shot.
Then after I signed up the site was like "Oh, you actually wanted to talk to and meet the members on this site? Well if you want to do that then it'll cost you £12.99 a month for a premium account!"
Then after I signed up the site was like "Oh, you actually wanted to talk to and meet the members on this site? Well if you want to do that then it'll cost you £12.99 a month for a premium account!"
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anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Here's an actually ok way to meet girls:
>Save up some money and head to mall or shopping plaza.
>Find some girls, yes plural, because they'll be more comfortable sticking together, and ask them to help you shop for a few outfits.
>Tell them you have no fashion sense of your own and need some help. If you can pull this off in an endearingly dorky way, you'll hook 'em for an hour or two. Insist on shopping around to see your options, but don't bore them or kill their afternoon.
> After buying a few things, thank them and see if you can exchange numbers and/or facebook accounts. Make an excuse like you want to tell them how their outfit choices are received.
>With facebook info (or old-fashioned conversation), you can check her relationship status and see if she's available. Make an occasion to see her again, and be clear it's a date. You need to go from acquaintance to partner-material while bypassing the friendzone.
>Save up some money and head to mall or shopping plaza.
>Find some girls, yes plural, because they'll be more comfortable sticking together, and ask them to help you shop for a few outfits.
>Tell them you have no fashion sense of your own and need some help. If you can pull this off in an endearingly dorky way, you'll hook 'em for an hour or two. Insist on shopping around to see your options, but don't bore them or kill their afternoon.
> After buying a few things, thank them and see if you can exchange numbers and/or facebook accounts. Make an excuse like you want to tell them how their outfit choices are received.
>With facebook info (or old-fashioned conversation), you can check her relationship status and see if she's available. Make an occasion to see her again, and be clear it's a date. You need to go from acquaintance to partner-material while bypassing the friendzone.
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thefunnyside (05/24/2013) [-] I, as a girl, can tell you that if some random guy came up to a girl (Or a group) and asked us to go shopping with him/help him shop, we would go away, because it's kinda creepy.
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thefunnyside (05/24/2013) [-] You can, it's just weird to walk up randomly without introducing yourself to a group of girls and ask to go shopping
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thefunnyside (05/24/2013) [-] Good-looking means different things for different girls, just like beautiful means different things for different guys. Some girls like a guy with muscles the size of watermelons, some love a nerd. Some guys like really skinny girls, some adore slightly chubby/curvy girls.
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mysweetestpoison (05/24/2013) [-] i guess the only way to get a girl these days is alcohol or internet anyways^^
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thisotherdude (05/24/2013) [-] How to pick up chicks:
1. Invest in a good quality shovel
2. Search the local obituaries daily for something fresh that catches your eye
3. Wait until the cemetery is empty
4. Dig up the grave of the girl who recently died
5. You got a chick, enjoy
1. Invest in a good quality shovel
2. Search the local obituaries daily for something fresh that catches your eye
3. Wait until the cemetery is empty
4. Dig up the grave of the girl who recently died
5. You got a chick, enjoy
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hollyisthebest (05/24/2013) [-] What's wrong with FunnyJunk today?
I stopped counting the amount of posts from the frontpage that was related to girlfriends.
I know that I don't have a girlfriend.
You don't need to remind me.
I stopped counting the amount of posts from the frontpage that was related to girlfriends.
I know that I don't have a girlfriend.
You don't need to remind me.
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illusiveshade **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-] * Make an account on okcupid
* **** sluts
*Get herbies or aids
*pay the hospital
*Hospital makes profit
* **** sluts
*Get herbies or aids
*pay the hospital
*Hospital makes profit
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urfunnyman (05/24/2013) [-] Signed up for
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Ugly chicks (ones that look ghetto and had a chris brown type of guy in there life before)
keep messaging me
and i'm just like noooooohohooooo
Ugly chicks (ones that look ghetto and had a chris brown type of guy in there life before)
keep messaging me
and i'm just like noooooohohooooo
#23
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oxYKellark (05/24/2013) [-] Hey FJ gimme your best pickup lines for guys and girls
AAAAANNNDNDDD GO
AAAAANNNDNDDD GO
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skrewbacca [OP](05/24/2013) [-] Excuse me please, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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angelusprimus (05/24/2013) [-] Only proper way to woo a lady is over a broken body of a worthy opponent who also wished to woo her, keeping a sword's distance between you in respect to her Lord father.
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angelusprimus (05/24/2013) [-] SHE WAS HARRISON FORD'S WIFE!
SHE IS STILL COUGHING HAIRBALLS!
SHE IS STILL COUGHING HAIRBALLS!
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bitchitroll ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-] even though he has made me play with my nipples and sing to him, no. it was the young woman i now call my fiance.
#38
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beroty ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-] LOL GUISE!!! MAY-MAYS!!!
XDXDXDXDXD
DADDY WHY U CAN'T LOVE ME?????????
XDXDXDXDXD
DADDY WHY U CAN'T LOVE ME?????????
#33
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Kairyuka (05/24/2013) [-] Just do what you like the most, and if you don't think that's enough to meet her, then try something new. Try some new hobbies, a new sport, a new instrument, maybe get into subcultures (anime, music, cardgames/boardgames) etc. There are really good ways of meeting other people, and the more people you meet, the bigger the chance of finding her.
