Let that sink in. Unbelievable. If / entire was you'd only 1 mintue and 17 seconds. 1:17? I'm ok with this number humanity earth facts mindfuck
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If / entire was
you'd only
1 mintue and 17 seconds
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#21 - UlquiGrimmHime (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1:17?
I'm ok with this number
#22 - cosmicoverdose (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
117 is the best time....
#27 - MAHEREX (05/24/2013) [-]
117 Baby
117 Baby
#84 - krobeles (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I really hate this notion that we're insignificant and horrid for destroying the world and each other.
We're the most highly evolved and magnificent beings on this entire ******* rock. Hell, we're the most highly evolved beings in our solar system, and we might be the most highly evolved and intelligent in the entire universe for all we know.

Sure, on a cosmic scale we're not very significant, but neither is anything else. We cannot percieve things on a cosmic scale or through the eyes of time, as both of these things ivalidate literally anything else. The only two significant things when viewing the world like this, is the beginning and the end of the universe. Everything in between where just pointless particles mashing about.

The Human race has advanced a breath taking amount, and our collective ingenuity and intellect has allowed to, time and again, supass the barrier of what we though possible. Last time i check up on it, we were in the early stages of experimentation of creating a gravitational flux, essentially allowing us to perform the steriotypical 'warp jump' if it works. The physicists behind it, couldn't find a problem with the theory of these 'warp jumps' either, so its technically possible.
Let that sink in. Us. So called "insignificant us" are ******* with space-time. Any one species that can experiment on ******* with the fabric of reality, isn't so very insignificant now, are they?
We're ******* amazing, and the idiots amongst us shouldn't get to pull the rest of us down with their ignorance.
We're the ******* masters of reality, and no hipstery-hippie asshole is going to tell us otherwise. No religion is going to degrade us with being sinful creatures or tell us that life is torment that we must escape.
Life and reality is a beatiful and magnificent thing, our beatiful and magnificent play-thing.

TL;DNR: Stop postulating that we're insignificant and horrid. We're not.
#8 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
scientists believe the human race is around 276,000 years old and place the earth at 4.54b so that puts the human race around .00607% of earths time, given 24 hrs which is 86400 seconds and so we are just .00607% of 86400 which gives us a whole 5.24448 seconds.

if your going to post something math related plz ensure your math is correct.

P.S. (monkeys don't count as homo sapiens)

and before someone says but we are only 200,000 that is what wiki says http://www.infoniac.com/environment/how-old-is-human-race-new-data.html
#18 to #8 - obligatoryusername (05/23/2013) [-]
Technically speaking, all members of the Homo genus is considered human (i.e. Homo Habilis, Homo Ergaster, etc.). The earliest known remains of the a member of the Homo genus dates back to about 2.33 million years, so if we include all species under the genus homo we have been on earth for about 44.341850 at most.

Keep in mind, I am using the broadest definition for the term "human" to find this number. In addition, Anon is correct as well if "human" in this case refers to modern humans.

Don't trust infographics found online, and remember to check online to see if it matches current evidence.

TL;DR

44.341850 at most using umbrella definition of "human". Anon is correct as well in his answer. Don't trust infographics.
(source earliest known remains: http://archive.archaeology.org/9701/newsbriefs/homo.html)
#95 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did someone say 1:17?
User avatar #39 - iizsimon (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
good thing we're the last 1 minute and 17 seconds, the best ending to a movie
User avatar #24 - missrainbowdash (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
it would be a movie about dinosaurs.
#61 - laneowns (05/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
and in that minute we destroy EVERYTHING
#86 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There are thousands of approximations for how long the human race has been on the Earth. They are all APPROXIMATIONS so this post is really stupid.

I say we have been on Earth for 3000 years and the Earth is 6000 years old. There, now we represent 12 hours of a 24 hour day.
#146 - rafeky ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Uhm... God created Adam and Eve after he created the world, so humans would take up over 90% of the 4000 years the earth has been alive. how can people be so stupid and believe this post.
Uhm... God created Adam and Eve after he created the world, so humans would take up over 90% of the 4000 years the earth has been alive. how can people be so stupid and believe this post.
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#17 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Humanity is a scourge on the ******* planet. We kill and destory everything just to make ourselves comfortable, what right do we have to do this? **** humanity. People like the person who did the Newton shooting, and other mass murderers are doing the right thing. We need to bring humanity down to at least 300,000, if not less.
#25 to #19 - goldenglimmer (05/24/2013) [-]
MFW "we would be better for it".

Take your whiny, self-loathing nihilism somewhere else, ********** .
#119 - themuffinmaan (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah cool but who gives a damn about that minute-seventeen, when there's probly some HOURS of crazy dinosaur antics. Fuggin velocimonsters n 						****					. Runnin around havin battle royales to the death.    
   
   
That's the part that counts.
Yeah cool but who gives a damn about that minute-seventeen, when there's probly some HOURS of crazy dinosaur antics. Fuggin velocimonsters n **** . Runnin around havin battle royales to the death.


That's the part that counts.
User avatar #41 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
I'd watch the **** out of the sections about prehistoric fish, especially the sharks.
User avatar #15 - mechanichore (05/23/2013) [-]
What is there to sink in? Anyone who passed 4th grade knows homo sapiens haven't been around for too long, religious or not.
User avatar #1 - kingofthenoobz (05/23/2013) [-]
i know what the best like 3/4 of a second r
#87 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Calculating this number based off of guesses and writing it as fact is unbelievably stupid.
User avatar #89 to #87 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
do the math son.
#60 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If your mothers vagina dispensed gold I would be rich
#73 to #60 - playcolt (05/24/2013) [-]
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If there was a vagina that dispensed gold the gold worth would lower and your acquired wealth would become useless.
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