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If your a guy, thumbs up. If your a girl, where the fuck is my sandwich?
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Submitted: 09/08/2009
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#929 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Most importantly its always in the kitchen, where a woman should be!
making me a sandwich!!!!
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#927 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
ur samwich is up my pussy
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User avatar #928 to #927 - dnxfallenone (01/28/2010) [-]
O.O, does a sammich fit in there? are you human?
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#923 - anonymous (01/13/2010) [-]
the day beer gives head i'll be stoked

LOL the captcha code for me is bitch no lie
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User avatar #922 - robotwarrior (01/12/2010) [-]
even we robots agree beer is one of the many great human inventions
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#921 - thaROFLguy (01/12/2010) [-]
in soviet russia beer fucks youu lol
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#920 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
this is funny but (on most days of the month) id rather have a women
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#918 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
Sorry baby I shoved the sammich up your ass. I thought you might enjoy it more that way.
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#914 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
Can fuck beer?

No?

then stfu
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#915 to #914 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
can fuck beer? you mean can beer fuck you stupid woman
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User avatar #912 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (01/04/2010) [-]
But, you can do ALL these with me!
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#911 - YourMotherFucker (01/02/2010) [-]
been cant make dammm sammiche
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#910 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [-]
LOL@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#909 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
8============================D ~~~~~~~~~~ O:
JIZZ IN YOUR MOUTH
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#906 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Where's mah sammich? kthxbai
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User avatar #905 - noonesgirl (12/20/2009) [-]
if water was beer and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but waters not beer and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the f*** up!
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#904 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
Can a beer make a fucking sandwich?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! fuck no! Can it type while doing so?!?!?! FUCK NO!!!!!
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#902 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
i wonder how vodka is haha -captcha crown-
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#899 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
u know what else beer has different than women...liver disease hope you like that better than women
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#919 to #899 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
id take liver desease before id take a women on her period
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#907 to #899 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
rather have liver disease than some other things you can catch from women...
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User avatar #916 to #907 - Why do you care (01/07/2010) [-]
herpes, aids, STDs...
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User avatar #897 - ThatCoolGuy (12/09/2009) [-]
it's SAMMICH dumbass
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#896 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
in 5 days you will meet the love of you life the next day the most unlucy thing will happen to you in your life starting when you read this a week later you will die but you wont if you sbmit this comment to 3 other pics
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#893 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
u all forgot one stereotype, blonde hair makes a guy look better, not make them dumber
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#903 to #893 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
its a stereotype that blonde hair means u look good :D
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