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User avatar #20 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
If you've ever seen Fall River, you'd understand why that's their motto.

They're like those old mill towns that has a big industrial area but no business. Their roads are all ****** up, their politicians are corrupt, and their citizens are generally sour and pissed about it(as far as I've ever seen).

This is how ****** up Fall River can be. There was a scandal either last year or the year before where a person went missing. And by "missing" I mean they had drowned and were stuck at the bottom of the city pool. That doesn't sound too bad does it? Well, I forgot to mention that they had been there with other people swimming around the dead body for a good portion of the day. That's because the swimming pool was so murky people couldn't even see the bottom of it. Gross, sad, and stupid.

I am of course assuming this is Fall River, Massachusetts.
#86 to #20 - bruinsmoxie (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm from over in Dedham, I wanna get out of here soon. We're not much better than Fall River, maybe move over to Boston. Our cops spend most of their time chasing around expelled middle schoolers haha
User avatar #66 to #20 - zombiexslayer (05/23/2013) [-]
They want to merge with Pawtucket and become one city, but even Pawtucket doesnt want them.
#52 to #20 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
OMG ME TOO lol i, live in bristol lol I agree
#43 to #20 - urbemarmis (05/23/2013) [-]
im from brockton. the only interaction ive had with someone from fall river was this pipsqueak little bitch who claimed her brother was a blood. even if he was its not like that makes a difference
User avatar #22 to #20 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah I live about 20 minutes away from Fall River and have some extended family that live there. It's basically a colony of portuguese crime.
User avatar #98 to #22 - derpstrider (05/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Cambodians.
User avatar #26 to #22 - mjdjoy (05/23/2013) [-]
Where are you from? I'm from RI....Fall river is pretty bad lol
User avatar #30 to #26 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
Barrington RI myself

as much of an opposite of fall river as you can get
#59 to #30 - thepakmonster (05/23/2013) [-]
OMG there r other people form my town who r on FunnyJunk, where u go to school
User avatar #69 to #59 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
Barrington High... graduating next month...?
#29 to #26 - tarquinist (05/23/2013) [-]
Yay for RI on FJ
User avatar #32 to #29 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't get away from you ******* anywhere!




fellow Rhode Islander here.
User avatar #40 to #32 - cantfindausername (05/23/2013) [-]
You guys should meet.
#56 to #40 - mjdjoy (05/23/2013) [-]
I agree. Here is a photo of me for you all to better identify me.
#34 to #32 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does this happen?   
   
Rhode Island is the size of a goddamn closet
How the **** does this happen?

Rhode Island is the size of a goddamn closet
User avatar #37 to #34 - neoexdeath (05/23/2013) [-]
I assumed Rhode Islands was bigger on the inside.
User avatar #38 to #37 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
it seems like it because it's one of the most tightly populated states
User avatar #57 to #38 - mjdjoy (05/23/2013) [-]
By the way I enjoy your profile picture..
User avatar #35 to #34 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
It's special Rhode Island magic, ***************** I go there's a goddamn Rhode Islander there. If there ISN'T actually a Rhode Islander there somebody's inlaws are from ******* RI. It's weird.

I got to a border patrol checkpoint in Arizona and the BP officer's brother moved to RI with his wife who was from here.

This is one of the reasons you never really ever move out of RI.
#41 to #35 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
I have a friend in Rhode Island. He says he lives right outside of Quahog.
User avatar #67 to #41 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the same town that you have to drive to get on the Block Island Bridge. It's a good town.
User avatar #23 to #22 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
Yup, it kind of makes me sad. It could be a really prosperous and beautiful city but there are so many scumheads there.
User avatar #31 to #23 - helgrind (05/23/2013) [-]
Honestly I only go there for Laser Gate lol
User avatar #53 to #31 - mjdjoy (05/23/2013) [-]
Holy **** I've been there too.
User avatar #33 to #31 - rieskimo (05/23/2013) [-]
Laser Gate? Awwwwww yisssss

Only been there once but it was glorious.
User avatar #102 to #33 - derpstrider (05/24/2013) [-]
Anyone else for a FunnyJunk Laser Gate party?
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