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Philosophy at it's best. Read the whole thing go sit in the corner and think about your life! Not oc. we were en yeer way heme when yee wee. It wes e car esenke

Read the whole ******* thing go sit in the corner and think about your life! Not oc

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EMT: med than best to save yee, but to no even.
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better eff, trust me.
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when. whet happened?" we asked. "Where em
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weres
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see
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What about them?"
wnn they be all rent?"
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and yeer men concern e fer yeer feeny That' s
good stuff nant there."
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look we God. [just beetee we same men or
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maybe Mare or e grammar school teacher than the
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be fen yeer manage wes fennec apart. t' s any
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tennesee."
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heaven er hell er something?"
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Wank wen me."
we tennesee along es we streek through the me.
where ere we gene?"
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went whne we tent "
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get reborn, 1' Just be e blank slate, new A baby.
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we went matter,"
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ene or all yeer past was
we Just don' t remember them nght new."
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veer soul e mere , , ene
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ere. ' sante stwong yeer hager n e glass or water
to see f m’: hot er cold we put e any part or
mm the hessen, ene when yee nang e back
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yeer senselessness. we hung out here
fer long enougn, you' d start rememberin
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between each we."
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wes "dsand." Th's we around, youll be e cheese
peasent en n we AD."
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back n me?"
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where I came nern."
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on sure,’ 1 mm somewhere.
somewhere else. And there ere ethers we me. 1
know youll went to know whet t' s we there, but
honestly yee wouldnt understand."
on," yee sand, e Mme net dawn. "But wee 1 get
to ether places n me, I could have
Interacted wen myself at same pent."
were Happens enn the we And wen both was
only aware or than awn westen yee don' t even
mew t' s happening."
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Seiously?" lacked ' we' re eatng me
fer the meanng or we? Isn' t that e Mme
stereotyping"
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I beetee yee n the eye. "The meanng w we, the
reasen I made the whene universe, e fer yee to
mature FF
we mean mentle? we went es to mature?"
No, Just yee [made the whene universe fer yee
wen each new we yee grew and mature and
became e larger ene greater Intellect."
Just me? What about everyone ewe?"
There e no ene ewe," 1 sand. "In the universe,
there' s Just yee and me "
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earth. (
All yee idfferent or yee FF
Want. I' m everyone?"
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slap en the new
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or whe Mn ever We, yes."
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Mn Jesus?"
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me. we' re my chm FF
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we Not yet. we' re e fetus. we' re M grelng.
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me, yee Mn have drewn enougn to be born FF
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move en to yeer next we."
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reads.
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Well, then
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - spikethepony
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(05/22/2013) [-]
No one's said it yet?

Everytime you **** someone, you **** yourself.
There. It's been said. Good night, junkies.
User avatar #212 to #3 - xldarkking
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And not a single **** was given that day
User avatar #51 to #3 - benedicto
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(05/23/2013) [-]
**** YOU
please?
User avatar #67 to #3 - Lloydles
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(05/23/2013) [-]
'Go **** yourself.'

Rape mode engaged.
User avatar #262 to #3 - errdayimfjing
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(05/23/2013) [-]
and how is that any different from now?
User avatar #314 to #3 - drewsky
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Every time you jerk off, you give someone else a hand job.
User avatar #54 to #3 - huszti
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(05/23/2013) [-]
now i understand what women want when they tell me to go **** myself.
User avatar #13 to #3 - donkysmel [OP]
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(05/23/2013) [-]
now when someone tells you go **** yourself you say "I ******* gladly will!" perfect everytime
#179 to #3 - monkeyller
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So even i don't find myself attractive?
#236 to #3 - irokk
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I'd **** me anyways
I'd **** me anyways
#30 - drewsky
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(05/23/2013) [-]
This is who was in my mind every time I read God's parts.
#305 to #30 - duckstep
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So... you read it in your own voice.
#308 to #305 - drewsky
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I'm Morgan Freeman.
#313 to #308 - duckstep
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And I'm you, me, Morgan Freeman! Aaarrghhh!!
And I'm you, me, Morgan Freeman! Aaarrghhh!!
User avatar #294 to #30 - aeros
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Now I'm going to go back and reread it in his voice
User avatar #34 - rippercrust
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Everytime you ****** someone

you ****** yourself
#104 to #34 - anon id: b8cbf751
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(05/23/2013) [-]
But, I am God.
#230 to #104 - anon id: 62d7317b
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(05/23/2013) [-]
no, you are merely a fetus
User avatar #36 to #34 - AnonsForSure
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(05/23/2013) [-]
**** me, right?
User avatar #21 - latinotornado
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Anyone know the original author? please?
#31 to #21 - anon id: 73ea9484
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You.
User avatar #35 to #31 - schmettermuschi
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I see what I did there
#207 to #35 - licestr
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User avatar #202 to #31 - yourinvisiblegf
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(05/23/2013) [-]
and you're also the one that will repost this later ;)
#203 to #31 - voltkills
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(05/23/2013) [-]
well played.
#319 to #203 - obeyweegee
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #324 to #319 - voltkills
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(05/24/2013) [-]
god
dammit
im good.
User avatar #325 to #324 - moevleboevle
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(05/24/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #155 to #31 - artjunk
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(05/23/2013) [-]
samefag
User avatar #253 to #155 - thesnarfalarker
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry mate, I got the joke
User avatar #289 to #253 - artjunk
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Kind of expected people to misunderstand once i saw that one was an anon lol. Cheers, mate.
User avatar #284 to #31 - haunterbrony
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Me. I like me.
#283 to #31 - anon id: 7fb98739
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(05/23/2013) [-]
dude. :o
#131 to #31 - anon id: b7b60d41
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Massive self-post but still made me laugh, thumb for you
#45 to #31 - anon id: 4efd7f93
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(05/23/2013) [-]
*Applause*
#320 to #31 - SILENCEnight
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2053276 at Friendly ** HOLY HSIT
#32 to #21 - anon id: 21f14980
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(05/23/2013) [-]
The egg by Andy Weir
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#61 to #21 - missing
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#20 - niggerlips
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(05/23/2013) [-]
i want to be reincarnated as a barnacle
i want to be reincarnated as a barnacle
User avatar #337 to #20 - niggastolemyname
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Made me laugh more than it should've
#62 to #20 - PartyPanda
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #23 to #20 - dunkleosteus
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(05/23/2013) [-]
your ambition is overwhelming
#133 - thewasteland
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(05/23/2013) [-]
This means we have only been calling ourselves faggots over the internet
User avatar #340 to #133 - wrinklynewt
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(12/04/2013) [-]
wow you have had this for a while
User avatar #69 - herberto
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I can't seriously be the only person who thinks this is stupid as ****?
User avatar #99 to #69 - savethepandas
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You are... and you are not. To you it might not seem stupid and it might not, but it does and does not.
#123 to #69 - anon id: 0d65c017
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Its got alot of plot gaps, and It could have used more titties. sooo
Does that guy explain this same **** every time he dies?
#125 to #69 - anon id: a55c0d85
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It contains a hidden meaning/message. Stories as such are often used to express ideas or feelings that are very hard to explain.
#161 to #69 - anon id: ce482b27
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(05/23/2013) [-]
this makes a lot more sense than any religion i know of...
User avatar #286 to #69 - machinimax
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Its a pretty good idea though
#227 to #69 - prissyboy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #244 to #69 - Fgner
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's cool at first, I posted this same theory about 2 years ago on this account...

But then I actually looked at it for what it was and realized how bad it really was. It's quite a stupid concept. There are plenty of other New Age belief systems that actually make sense.
#108 to #69 - dcj
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks. I thought I was the only one who hates this New Age ********.
User avatar #232 to #108 - buttinspecter
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(05/23/2013) [-]
As if old age ******** is any better.
#306 to #232 - dcj
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Wait, old-age as in, like, bloodletting and humors? Like archaic ********? Or do you mean modernity?
Because modernity kicks eleven kinds of ass.
User avatar #220 to #69 - ccarpio
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You're every person who think this is stupid as ****
User avatar #195 to #69 - zombiexslayer
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Hey man, you wrote it.
#22 - coshocker
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I...


I need some time...
#328 to #22 - anon id: 7989c961
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(05/24/2013) [-]
you/me/we have all of the time me/you/we will ever need
User avatar #25 to #22 - zplatter
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So when you **** someone, you're still just ******* yourself xD
User avatar #26 to #25 - coshocker
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You will be ******* me... I will be ******* you.

As someone else, but we are the same. We are one person.

This **** is deep...
User avatar #27 to #26 - zplatter
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(05/23/2013) [-]
quite, really destroy the hate on the phrase "Go **** yourself"
User avatar #9 - steriotypical
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(05/23/2013) [-]
based on this thesis, all of these comments are me..........speaking to me...... and i'm still sitting here waiting, wondering, and anticipating what i will say........to me.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thathorse
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Hello "me" how are things on your end?
User avatar #18 to #10 - dharkmoswen
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Doing pretty ****** right now, but you'll find out some day... or maybe you already have...
User avatar #240 to #18 - thathorse
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Well chin up other me, eventually you'll be banging supermodels and drinking champagne.
User avatar #251 to #240 - dharkmoswen
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I think I passed that one, though I can't quite remember.
User avatar #256 to #251 - thathorse
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Well in that case you've been banging supermodels man.
User avatar #260 to #256 - dharkmoswen
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(05/23/2013) [-]
That... actually makes me feel better! Thanks!
User avatar #12 to #9 - bokkos
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Ass faggot butt muncher.
Other-you is an asshole.
#15 to #9 - antbarrone
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Think about this one, if we are all one person, holy ****...... my brain exploded
User avatar #19 to #9 - chorozord
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(05/23/2013) [-]
If we're the same person, kill yourself
User avatar #196 to #9 - zombiexslayer
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Dickbutt.
#28 to #9 - zacsuntibidea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's no more complicated than having the ability to talk to yourself five, ten, and twenty years from now.

You'll ("they'll") know things that you (you) don't, and you'll (they'll) have forgotten things that you (you) know, so even in talking to yourself on the small scale like that there are still insights and concepts that you can benefit from in all occurrances of 'you'.

So while you (you) may not like what you (they) have to say or how you (they) think about things, it still holds value to you (all) to at least attempt to discuss things for your further growth as a creature.

I sure hope this makes sense to me.
User avatar #17 to #9 - psykobear
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
Oh god, now I'm doing it.