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#130 - fuckyouimapancake (05/23/2013) [-]
Here you go guys, the satanist rules.
#206 to #130 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
Those...


Are some very respectable, relatable points.
User avatar #180 to #130 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt these rules were written by satan.
#175 to #130 - iwebby (05/23/2013) [-]
Satan seems like a pretty cool guy
#147 to #130 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
"do not kill non human animals unless you are attacked or for food"
"if someone doesn't stop bothering you after you ask them destroy them"
seems legit
User avatar #222 to #147 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
Haha, now that you mention that it does seem odd, however, this has to do more with comprehension than anything. You cannot communicate with an animal, it has no idea what you're doing, when you are put into a position where an animals life is in your hands you must treat it with proper affection and respect, nor can you abuse any animals (although there IS a difference between abuse and discipline). But with a person, you CAN talk to them and ask them to stop or try to distance yourself from them, and even when you do they can ignore you or pursue you (think: a bratty gang of kids and one of them wants to prove they're 'hardcore' and won't leave you be), in such an event you have a duty to protect yourself as well as any others they are troubling, this includes anything from giving them a slap upside the head to totally incapacitating them to make an example to the rest of their gang. Respect goes both ways, and how can anyone respect you if you do not respect yourself enough to stand up when you are being harassed?
User avatar #234 to #222 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
you have a point
#183 to #147 - razek (05/23/2013) [-]
Death = Shot, stabed, etc.

Destruction = pic
User avatar #178 to #147 - syntheticdoll (05/23/2013) [-]
I guess doesn't literaly mean destroy, more like to stop them.
User avatar #214 to #178 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't know what else "destroy" means, maybe by destroy it means kick them in the balls or something lol
#143 to #130 - imtheparty (05/23/2013) [-]
I can deal with this.
I can deal with this.
#137 to #130 - feeniks (05/23/2013) [-]
The eleventh.
#134 to #130 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Do not kill?
Or is that too easy?
User avatar #223 to #134 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
You can kill all you want in the Satanic Doctrine, provided the killings are earned and just (I.E. killing a criminal, or defending yourself)
User avatar #132 to #130 - omfgitsstsix (05/23/2013) [-]
Those are very agreeable...
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