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beg:
Ilene:
Nowhere in the IO does h my "Do Not
Rape" yet the tth Satanic Hula Of The Earth is "Do not
make sexual advances unlees given the mating signal."
Go ahead and just let that an in.
eaten: 1 god: o
this ‘WEEK i didit' t i was a
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#26 - zekeon (05/23/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I like you guys better when you don't argue about religion.

Argue about pony instead.

Here's a pony.

Argue over it.
#17 - arrisarrad (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Haven't we been through this? Adultery includes rape. I mean, I'm against bashing people's beliefs, but if you do, at LEAST you should do it accurately.
#28 - roytmustang (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now if only I could figure out the mating signal.
#130 - fuckyouimapancake (05/23/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Here you go guys, the satanist rules.
User avatar #86 - wrinklynewt (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i could rewrite all 10 commandments and add in a few more ones, call it the cult of llama butt, and i could say "oh, your religion doesn't have ___" in its commandments? you should convert

but that still doesn't mean my commandments have anything to do with llama butts
#82 - silverlance (05/23/2013) [+] (15 replies)
No. 11   
"When walking in open territory, bother no one, if someone bothers you, tell them to stop, if they do not stop, destroy them"
No. 11
"When walking in open territory, bother no one, if someone bothers you, tell them to stop, if they do not stop, destroy them"
User avatar #44 - tooanontoquit (05/23/2013) [+] (16 replies)
what about the 7th commandment?

Thou shalt not commit adultery = you can only have sex with your spouse
#55 to #51 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
You could rape your spouse.
User avatar #136 - halotalim (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
7. Though shalt not commit adultery.
Jesus says, "If a man looks on a woman with lust, he has commited adultry in his heart.
#185 - CottonTail (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1989203 at Friendly ** mfw i misread the "mating signal"
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1989203 at Friendly ** mfw i misread the "mating signal"
User avatar #94 - raykwanza (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The golden rule of most religions is to love your neighbour as yourself, or treat them as you'd treat yourself (or how ever you want to translate it). So technically if you don't like rape, you shouldn't rape your neighbour, or anyone else for that matter.
User avatar #3 - disturbedfan (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, but I'm pretty sure it's PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS, no matter what list you look at that you shouldn't rape anyone.
#169 - bummerdrummer (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MAYBE I DONT NEED A LIST OF RULES WRITTEN 1000S OF YEARS AGO TO TELL ME HOW TO BE A GOOD PERSON
User avatar #176 to #169 - trimageryan (05/23/2013) [-]
MAYBE I DON'T NEED CAPS LOCK TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A POINT

I kid, I love you.
User avatar #75 - notapancake ONLINE (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So you are automaticly a satanist if you agree with that you should not rape.
#37 - dameush (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
...the bible actually says rape is ok as long as you marry her afterwards
#40 to #37 - teoberry (05/23/2013) [-]
>he doesn't know about the New Covenant
User avatar #160 - laelaps (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's too bad I understand the mating signal to be slutty clothes. So in Satanism she could literaly be asking for it
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#97 - huntress (05/23/2013) [-]
beg:
Ilene:
Nowhere in the IO does h my "Do Not
Rape" yet the tth Satanic Hula Of The Earth is "Do not
make sexual advances unlees given the mating signal."
Go ahead and just let that an in.
eaten: 1 god: o
this ‘WEEK i didit' t i was a
> satanic hula of the earth
User avatar #159 - connordude (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Thou Shalt not commit adultery
User avatar #165 to #164 - mrbojingles (05/23/2013) [-]
a·dul·ter·y (-dlt-r, -tr)
n. pl. a·dul·ter·ies
Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
www.thefreedictionary.com/adultery
#149 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Satanic Bible was written in 1967 as opposed to 3,000-4,000 years ago. It isn't against the 10 commandments, but it might fall under coveting/adultery, which are commandments.    
   
Pic related.
Satanic Bible was written in 1967 as opposed to 3,000-4,000 years ago. It isn't against the 10 commandments, but it might fall under coveting/adultery, which are commandments.

Pic related.
#25 - royoten (05/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Satanists don't even hail Satan, so why does Satan get the point for it?
“What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshiping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshiping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil.”
― Marilyn Manson
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