Canadians. Canada is a great country, everyone's so genuinely nice. I was visiting canada for the first time from england and wasn' t to sure whether er not i w
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Canada is a great country, everyone's so genuinely nice

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#33 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
It was really hard to read because punctuation.
#28 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Wtf, where are these nice people hiding? Toronto is overflowing with ******** ...
User avatar #32 to #28 - OddballAnon (05/23/2013) [-]
you can find them everywhere but toronto and quebec because the sheer abound of dickery in these area scares off the nice people
User avatar #34 to #32 - italianfrosttroll (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm from Quebec and i agree, avoid Quebec.
User avatar #23 - Rileto (05/23/2013) [-]
I need to move to Canada, I would belong there. I get too worked up over rude people anyways
#22 - CaptainKill (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh, Canada...
#21 - dashgamer (05/23/2013) [-]
And yet your country made the language.
And yet your country made the language.
#24 to #21 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Grammatical rules that are mostly stolen from other languages but with a few completely arbitrary ones thrown in for fun are not sacred. The only reason you ******** ever correct grammar is so that you can pretend you have some grain of self-worth, as opposed to the neck-bearded virgin which you undoubtedly are.

'Oh but grammar makes the meaning of the sentence!' - If you cannot infer from the context what is meant then you're simply a dumbass in the first place.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dashgamer (05/23/2013) [-]
It's not the grammar that's my problem, it's basic spelling errors like "aloud" and "steriotype" that even a semi-intelligent child wouldn't make. Seriously, why the hell would I want to read something written by someone who's so illiterate that they can't even spell the most basic words?
#26 to #25 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Then don't ******* read it. We came here to enjoy the joke rather than to grade a ******* essay.

******* .
User avatar #27 to #26 - dashgamer (05/23/2013) [-]
"Ignorance is OK, and you're a ******** for pointing out that someone is barely literate."
But I guess I'm the ******* .
That's it, teachers and professors, ignorance is A-OK, and stupid people are the absolute best, so pack up your things because apparently ignorance is not only perfectly acceptable, but it's what we're modeling society after now!
#30 to #27 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Ok, since you're clearly about as socially adept as a dog turd on a chocolate cake I'll give you some sound advice:

Nobody gives a **** about how smart you think you are, especially not on the internet. There are times and places for everything, a very small selection of which you might just get away with being an arrogant self-fulfilled ******* . Somebody posting a joke on a website of fart jokes and comic strips is allowed to be sloppy with their grammar. We all understood the joke and got as much meaning from it as we ever would.

Now go back to your celler, maybe read a few articles on acceptable social interation and then try to be less of a dickwad.
User avatar #35 to #30 - dashgamer (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to make myself look smart: this is rudimentary spelling. Even non-native speakers have a better mastery of the fundaments of English than OP, who I presume has about two decades experience with it. As for FJ's content, it's uncouth and lewd and base and whatever you like, but that doesn't prevent it as being identified as stupid, nor does it mean that stupidity is ultimately permissible.
User avatar #19 - msrdotwozero (05/23/2013) [-]
using aloud is not allowed
#16 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #13 - internist (05/23/2013) [-]
i absolutely wanna go there some time
#6 - sillylittlefuckers ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, that stereotype is dying out... most of the teens n=here are arrogant pricks.. its just the elderly and the adults with manners with the exception of a few youngsters.
User avatar #8 to #6 - bokkos (05/23/2013) [-]
Most teens are arrogant pricks, no matter the time or place. When they grow up, most of them will calm down.
#17 to #8 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
following that logic: i wasn't much of a teenager
#10 to #8 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
I want to believe that. I do.
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#3 - sxxxxxxx (05/22/2013) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but all of Canada isn't like that. Certain parts are though.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
I agree. 95% of us Canadians are ******* ass hats that should die.
User avatar #14 to #7 - awesomedewd (05/23/2013) [-]
95% of the world population are ass hats.
#9 to #7 - ASovietRussian (05/23/2013) [-]
Something seems off about this 'Canadain'...
User avatar #2 - templarofsteel (05/22/2013) [-]
>to
>i
>aloud
>turnt
>steriotype
>over exaggerated

Spellcheck, ***** . Do you use it?
User avatar #18 to #2 - odonnell ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed down?
Even with people saying British English is different, his use is still wrong.

Im from Britain, he only misused to once, that could be a simple typo.
i is just as good as I , just that some people cba to hold the shift key.
Aloud should be allowed, Allowed is in terms permission, aloud is in terms sound.
Turnt should be turned, Except commonly (In Speech) it usually sounds as turnt.
Steriotype, simple mistake it sounds like an "i" but its an "e". Stereotype.
Over Exaggerated is fine though.
#5 to #2 - captnpl (05/23/2013) [-]
English english is different than good old fashioned Merican english. Personally I think it's in poor taste.
User avatar #1 - TreesyDoesIt (05/22/2013) [-]
*allowed
#12 to #1 - Neodude (05/23/2013) [-]
aloud...real English
User avatar #15 to #12 - odonnell ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
No.

Aloud is used in terms of sound. Allowed is used in terms of permission.
I'm from Scotland, as far as I'm aware Scottish English isn't a valid language like American English, so in that case, we speak the exact same English as England. And from my years of speaking English English, you are allowed to do something and you can say things aloud.
#36 to #15 - Neodude (05/24/2013) [-]
My apologies for the idiotic comment, i was abit tired, and said a few too many illogical things that day.
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