ill rek u. . ill fookin but Ll? gabber step outside rite no .r'" C-"'. Watch out darling that puppy has a knife!
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ill rek u

ill fookin but Ll? gabber
step outside rite no .r'" C-"'
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#1 - lusir (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Watch out darling that puppy has a knife!
#2 to #1 - lusir (05/22/2013) [-]
Uhhhh what no no I don´t no...
#6 - SuperSixONE (05/23/2013) [-]
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#16 - lordbrutaleddie (05/23/2013) [-]
this dog truly is a brave soul
#5 - wersand (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#15 to #5 - ziggydepp (05/23/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
User avatar #4 - astraea (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
WHERE DOES THE PICS OF THESE DOGS COME FROM
#10 to #4 - dylandiekunst (05/23/2013) [-]
They whore themselves out for cash
#20 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
First a post making fun of australians, and then a post of an australian dog asking what they be saying
#19 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
ok, now i really, REALLY want to start saying oi m8
#13 - magnusos (05/23/2013) [-]
i'll hook u in the gabber m8
#9 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
>mfw I've lived in apartments my whole life and aren't allowed to own pets
>mfw I'm anonymous

I'm super jealous of people with pets. I'm not a big fan of cats, but if I had the chance to get one, you bet your pants I would.
#3 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She stole THAT KNIFE - FROM MY MY HOUSE NEIGHBOR-- now fit dat UNICORN IFF DA LAWN OFF GEORGE ST CUZ THAT BEE LONGS ON NEW TRASH HOUSE IN MELROSE OR SOMERVILLE?? GOT IT OR NEEF 1-800 GOT TRASH??
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