Soul. . inn = / ing tlt TAI i ac what it with our first clot of air when we are horn we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of
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inn = / ing tlt
TAI
i ac
what it with our first clot of air when we are horn we inhale a soul, and
every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would
our final breath actually he the very last soul fragment leaving our
battiest?
VDEH WHEN wait
you Know those things that say "you become like the 5 people you hang
out with the most"
that would explain why. because you would actually he inhaling little parts
of them over time
Oh my goo
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#7 - hipsophobadon (05/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
User avatar #24 - dblej (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But how would you explain the gingers?
User avatar #25 to #24 - huffe (05/22/2013) [-]
easy. they don't have friends
#4 - muffinssnuffims (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
CLEARLY the key to eternal life is just to hold your breath.

Why don't you guys try it! You could be the first to discover eternal life! Here, let me help you stop breathing... hope you don't mind if I get a little handsy but it IS eternal life we're talking about here...
User avatar #33 - teevee (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And that's why kissing feels good. Because of soul eating. It's beautiful.
#40 - dashgamer (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"We made up superstitious ******** by giving two things a fictional relationship, we're so special and insightful."
#76 - saladtongsofdeath (05/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>implying i have 5 friends
#81 to #76 - kraetyz (05/22/2013) [-]
You have: FunnyJunk, Wikipedia, and three porn sites of your choice. Those are great friends!
User avatar #78 - srskate ONLINE (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Which is why we should obviously strangle babies. Don't let their soul escape.
User avatar #31 - metalmind (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That would make us all souleaters.
User avatar #95 - deathcampforjewtie (05/22/2013) [-]
But...but.....my best friend is a redhead....
#91 - nargogh (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And what about farting? Does the soul leave our body too when we do it?
#16 - reigndrac (05/22/2013) [-]
I've got my soul and the soul of my cat. That's it.
#36 - irokk (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You aren't real. Your physical body is, yes, but YOU are not. The things you like and dislike, the way you think, the way you perceive things, all help form YOU. But how can it help make you, if you aren't real?
User avatar #55 to #36 - HOLYCARP (05/22/2013) [-]
>Posts picture implying quantum mechanics
>Talks about philosophy

tsk.
#83 - wamegor (05/22/2013) [-]
seems normal to me
#67 - ishotthedeputy (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So gingers don't breath?
#110 - windmagevaati (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#69 - sillyb (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure everybody on Tumblr is on drugs, or something.
User avatar #3 - allofthefish (05/22/2013) [-]
"there are 5 types of people"
User avatar #126 - spysappinmysasha (05/22/2013) [-]
well whats so significant about the air inside your first breath? I mean, I inhale all the time, why arent souls flying into my mouth and nourishing my lust for eternal life?


HUH SMRT GY?
User avatar #17 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Depends on what you're getting at here, cus if that was the case, couldn't you just be around people, everyday of your life, inhaling their fragments to replace the ones you just lost, or would those fragments just shape your soul, not add to it.

TL;DR eternal life is hanging around people, every moment of your life, inhaling their fragments
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