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#78 - volcanicxlegend has deleted their comment [-]
#74 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
It's a shame that randy fell off so hard. Great sweater observation. He deserves fame.
User avatar #69 - markowuzhere (05/22/2013) [-]
Pretty lame joke, that was
User avatar #67 - ekseevi **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
Was I the only one to read "asari"?
User avatar #64 - kosmic (05/22/2013) [-]
Over half of the girls in my town have gotten married in under six months of a relationship. That or because they were knocked up.
User avatar #52 - jakeofthesnakes (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh god that captioning.
#49 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
My parents knew each other for 6 months.    
Their 25th anniversary was only a month ago.
My parents knew each other for 6 months.
Their 25th anniversary was only a month ago.
#42 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
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I've never even had a relationship for a year and a half
#79 to #42 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
DID U LIVE IN A CAVE BUTT JUST CUM OUT TO WALJ YOUR DAWG CAUSE IT LOOKS THAT WAY ;)
#61 to #42 - tehtrollface (05/22/2013) [-]
I got 5 gf's!!!
User avatar #68 to #61 - dilara (05/22/2013) [-]
hurrr keep dreaming neckbeard
User avatar #44 to #42 - thebritishguy (05/22/2013) [-]
I only had a relationship for 20 minutes...and that was with a microwaved watermelon with a hole in it
User avatar #63 to #44 - chewgum (05/22/2013) [-]
you know ive heard about that, does it actually feel good? like the real thing or what
User avatar #70 to #63 - thebritishguy (05/22/2013) [-]
I was only joking, I had sex with a vacuum cleaner strapped to a vaselined plastic bag though though, it's supposed to feel a bit like a blowjob, it feels better than wanking but it's hard to get it right and if you do it wrong it hurts, I've only done it once because it's not worth it but it was a fun way to spend an afternoon
User avatar #45 to #44 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
I love you
#43 to #42 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I've never even had a relationship
User avatar #36 - thetattooedone (05/22/2013) [-]
My grandmother and grandfather met when she was 16 and he 22, got engageh, he married her a month after she turn 18 and were together for 41 or so years before he died.

I met my husband at 17, got engaged 8 month's later, married 4 years later and now have been married for 2 years and together for almost 7.

Not everything ends badly.
User avatar #48 to #36 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
Yet
#81 to #48 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Did he get dee vorced in pro cess?
User avatar #41 to #36 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
Yet
User avatar #30 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [-]
My bro who is 21 will be bringing his 1 year girlfriend to live here with us next week. She is 17 and still a junior at high school. He is very abusive towards her and a lot of times i have heard him insulting her, but I think she just likes it. Now my bro works from 5 am till 5 pm. To me this is just a disaster waiting to happen, plus if they make it together when she starts college then she'll meet a lot of people if you know what i mean.
#82 to #30 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I Dont think Emily will do that AGAIN NEIGBOOR$$$$ PLEASE, WHEN WALKING DOG, CLEAN **** !! DNA
#32 to #30 - olafthebard (05/22/2013) [-]
Uh, report him cuz he's a pedo.
User avatar #59 to #32 - violentpixi (05/22/2013) [-]
Pedophillia is for under 12s (in UK law at least.) Statutory rape is for those under the age of consent.
User avatar #33 to #32 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [-]
She is actually within the law here in Texas for consensual sex 17. She already got pregnant and had an abortion about 2 months ago.
User avatar #54 to #33 - faithrider (05/22/2013) [-]
idk about texas. but in colorado the age of consent is 16 and the partner has to be within 3 years. so the oldest an under 18 year old could date is 19. 20 for a 16 year old.
User avatar #56 to #54 - faithrider (05/22/2013) [-]
"date" of course is what i meant
User avatar #55 to #54 - faithrider (05/22/2013) [-]
20 for a 17 year old, i got confus
User avatar #35 to #33 - yunablade (05/22/2013) [-]
Thats some heavy **** bro.

I hope it doe snot end in a disaster.
User avatar #37 to #35 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not holding my hopes up, they're just being so ******* stupid about it. Specially my bro, he is 21 he should know better but he is just a dumbass. Hell my mom wakes up at 5 am to make HIM lunch as if he couldn't make it himself, she washes his clothes, she does his bed and gives him money every time he spends his entire check eating fast food. He has never helped around the house, never has done anything like washing dishes or taking the dogs out to poop. They just have this huge urge to live together because they think it'll be roses and fairies.

I don't think he realizes that he will be financially responsible for her. My father already told him that he was to pay rent, food and electricity which he agreed to, but he will also have to pay for her clothes and all the crap she needs. This whole situation just blows and i wish it to be over as soon as possible for better of for worse.
#83 to #37 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I / we have job to drew?? Wont it be fun to watch gf cuffed children CTY as I did/ $$$$$ for legal watched me ***** well / poison/ it better/ GO JODIE/ LEGAL WANTED THIS CASE AS PRESIDING CASE. CUM LICK CATED. SO THERES NO LOVE/ ORDERS FROM A **** ? SENT 2 JAIL/ INSURANCE FRAUD WHEN A MAN IS DRUGGED
User avatar #28 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
If only people would at least wait until their brains have stopped developing before rushing into marriage and getting kids. 19-year-olds rushing into it are just in need to prove how grown-up and ****** they are, even though that just proves the opposite.
#21 - aarbun (05/22/2013) [-]
My dad proposed one week after he met my mother. They have been married for over 30 years now.    
   
Ted Mosbys kids ain't got 						****					 on me.
My dad proposed one week after he met my mother. They have been married for over 30 years now.

Ted Mosbys kids ain't got **** on me.
#66 to #21 - itsuckedbeinganon (05/22/2013) [-]
Same here, except he was drunk and asked her to marry him the first time he met her. They've been married for 26 years.
User avatar #38 to #21 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Gregory Mortenson got married the day he met his wife. Beat that, bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
On a side note, it's highly likely they finally showed what the mother looks like.
#50 to #22 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I was so disappointed... She an ugly bitch.
#71 to #50 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
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I wouldn't says so.
#72 to #71 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I still think so. I mean, remember all those girls that he had before her?
Colbie Smulders, Katie Holmes, Ashley Williams, Mandy Moore, Sarah Chalke, Joanna Garcia, Rachel Bilson, Jennifer Morrison.. And those are just the ones that he had longer relationships with.
And they are all hotter than her.

Nah, I'm still dissapointed.
User avatar #73 to #72 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
I agree that in comparison, Milioti's not as hot, but she's not ugly. I also have a distinct feeling that Marhsall is going to be the judge at Barney and Robin's wedding, but we won't know until September.
#20 - koobzacc (05/22/2013) [-]
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Dat title
User avatar #19 - Snookbone (05/22/2013) [-]
Marriage is essentially betting someone half your **** you'll always be together.

Seeing as just over half the world's marriages end in divorce now, I don't like those odds.
User avatar #23 to #19 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
50/50 odds are the best way to play. Your entire life is a game of chance.
#18 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Katy Perry
#17 - toughactintinactin (05/22/2013) [-]
My mom's only known her boyfriend for a month or two but they already plan on getting married sometime. Then again they're both 50 and know what they're looking for, plus i've never seen my mom so happy. So sometimes maybe you just know.
My mom's only known her boyfriend for a month or two but they already plan on getting married sometime. Then again they're both 50 and know what they're looking for, plus i've never seen my mom so happy. So sometimes maybe you just know.
User avatar #16 - jtwagner (05/22/2013) [-]
I knew my wife for about six years before we got married. She's crazy though, she only knew me for three.
#84 to #16 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
How was that??
#13 - phorthelulz (05/22/2013) [-]
just reminded me of this
User avatar #10 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
To me, marriage is something you do after you're sure you'll spend your life together, it's not something you do to make sure you will. It's just a detail.
User avatar #9 - sibrandian (05/22/2013) [-]
My Grandparents got married 6 weeks after they first met each other, they've been married for over 60 years now.
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