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#6 - Clonious ONLINE (05/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
The only girl I see myself spending the rest of my life with, is the one I've known all my life... I told her I love her recently, and she says she loves me too.
User avatar #12 to #6 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
Always nice to value your mom !
User avatar #16 - jtwagner (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I knew my wife for about six years before we got married. She's crazy though, she only knew me for three.
#2 - sonjaynooy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
better than getting married after 5 months like SOME psychotic bitches we all know
User avatar #10 - Kairyuka (05/22/2013) [-]
To me, marriage is something you do after you're sure you'll spend your life together, it's not something you do to make sure you will. It's just a detail.
#13 - phorthelulz (05/22/2013) [-]
just reminded me of this
#21 - aarbun (05/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My dad proposed one week after he met my mother. They have been married for over 30 years now.    
   
Ted Mosbys kids ain't got 						****					 on me.
My dad proposed one week after he met my mother. They have been married for over 30 years now.

Ted Mosbys kids ain't got **** on me.
#42 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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I've never even had a relationship for a year and a half
User avatar #44 to #42 - thebritishguy (05/22/2013) [-]
I only had a relationship for 20 minutes...and that was with a microwaved watermelon with a hole in it
#17 - toughactintinactin (05/22/2013) [-]
My mom's only known her boyfriend for a month or two but they already plan on getting married sometime. Then again they're both 50 and know what they're looking for, plus i've never seen my mom so happy. So sometimes maybe you just know.
My mom's only known her boyfriend for a month or two but they already plan on getting married sometime. Then again they're both 50 and know what they're looking for, plus i've never seen my mom so happy. So sometimes maybe you just know.
User avatar #7 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The lovely couple that we all know and love, Samy and Amy, got married 5 months after they met. Aren't they just beautiful people with no mental issues at all?
#1 - skrewbacca (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #36 - thetattooedone (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My grandmother and grandfather met when she was 16 and he 22, got engageh, he married her a month after she turn 18 and were together for 41 or so years before he died.

I met my husband at 17, got engaged 8 month's later, married 4 years later and now have been married for 2 years and together for almost 7.

Not everything ends badly.
User avatar #5 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh man... my sister in law is that type. she broke up with this dude after 7 years of being together and 1 month later hooks up with another dude and in the course of 9 months, they got married, they bought a house, she got pregnant and her mom moved in with them (to take care of the baby). i mean, she barely even knew the dude's last name. sometimes i'm really confused about how the mind of a woman really functions
#20 - koobzacc (05/22/2013) [-]
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Dat title
#49 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
My parents knew each other for 6 months.    
Their 25th anniversary was only a month ago.
My parents knew each other for 6 months.
Their 25th anniversary was only a month ago.
User avatar #30 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My bro who is 21 will be bringing his 1 year girlfriend to live here with us next week. She is 17 and still a junior at high school. He is very abusive towards her and a lot of times i have heard him insulting her, but I think she just likes it. Now my bro works from 5 am till 5 pm. To me this is just a disaster waiting to happen, plus if they make it together when she starts college then she'll meet a lot of people if you know what i mean.
User avatar #33 to #32 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [-]
She is actually within the law here in Texas for consensual sex 17. She already got pregnant and had an abortion about 2 months ago.
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (05/22/2013) [-]
If only people would at least wait until their brains have stopped developing before rushing into marriage and getting kids. 19-year-olds rushing into it are just in need to prove how grown-up and mature they are, even though that just proves the opposite.
User avatar #19 - Snookbone (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Marriage is essentially betting someone half your **** you'll always be together.

Seeing as just over half the world's marriages end in divorce now, I don't like those odds.
#18 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Katy Perry
User avatar #9 - sibrandian (05/22/2013) [-]
My Grandparents got married 6 weeks after they first met each other, they've been married for over 60 years now.
User avatar #8 - psychopsychedelic (05/22/2013) [-]
I saw him live and he used this joke.

It was funny then, but now with Amy's Baking Company, it's hillarious
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