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/v/ on Xbox ONE

/v/ on Xbox ONE. /v/ is not impressed. Kla, 300x300, , jpg) One up: One new console and some innovation to go with it, make it fast! CI Anonymous ( Tue) 13: 27

/v/ is not impressed

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One up: One new console and some innovation to go with it, make it fast!
CI Anonymous ( Tue) 13: 27 Replies: 33195554555 33135554553 3313553535? ::
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Here you go, chef!
I Anonymous ( Tue) 13: 29 Replies: 33195555395 :?
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What the hell is this? I asked for a console and innovation, not some social media device tacked on with motion and
voice control ******** !
I Anonymous ( Tue) 1331 Replies: :=: :?
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Shut Chef, I can talk on Skype and watch TV
by saying two words!
I Anonymous ( Tue) 13: 35
I CCU LTNT GIVE A **** , I WANTED A CONSOLE THAT CCU JUST PLAY NEXT GEN GAMES, NOT CHECK WHAT THE CURRENT MEME TRENDS ARE ON NECK! THIS IS A
******* BRAVEST'S
I I' M , CINE AND WIIU GET THE **** OUT CF MY KITCHEN-
I Anonymous ( T ) Replies: ::
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Shut chef! Look at all these games! They are times better than PC because the Xbox
One uses more RAM!
I Anonymous ( Tue) Replies: ::
IT' S ******* . IT' S NOT FRESH, YOU CANT SERVE GAMES TC
CUSTOMERS YOU ADICT!
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User avatar #52 - supamonkey (05/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
How hard is it to fulfil this next-gen console wishlist:

> More powerful, allows better graphics
> Download DLC, updates while I'm playing a game
> Backwards compatibility
> Save/profile transfer to new console
> 2+ TB HDD
> Supports previous gen controllers
> Wireless internet connection I can turn off without turning of the router.
> Not always online

User avatar #53 to #52 - kinglobster (05/22/2013) [-]
you mean the computer ive had for over a year?
User avatar #1 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Oh boy, the PC elitists aren't impressed.
#60 - jalthelas (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - carsausage (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>sign up for MasterChef
>sign up as Master Chief
>compete normally as a freaking SPACE MARINE
>mfw Gordon Ramsay congratulates a video game character
User avatar #9 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
To be fair, /v/ is and will never be impressed.
#12 - electro (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
we watched the live announcement today in my video graphics class and everyone, including the teacher, was ultimate raging. Then I was like "wait.. I play on a PC anyways.. hah! **** you guys! LOL"
#211 - aesis (05/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The lack of backwards compatibility really kills it for me.

That, and the whole game activation fee thing.
#81 - moofinbanana (05/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You guys do know that Microsoft is a business, right?   
They don't focus on what a single group want from their console.   
They have to see what all the groups (Casual Gamers, Hardcore Gamers, etc.) want so they can make as much of a profit as they can.
You guys do know that Microsoft is a business, right?
They don't focus on what a single group want from their console.
They have to see what all the groups (Casual Gamers, Hardcore Gamers, etc.) want so they can make as much of a profit as they can.
#64 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen from /b/
User avatar #66 to #64 - vexaton ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
But it's from /v/...
#159 - goochtvi (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why is everyone raging? This is the start of some serious Minority Report future **** . It's still going to play games, of course, probably with slightly improved graphics etc. What is everyone's issue with this technology? Voice activation is badass, as is facial recognition. This is progress. We've decided what we want future tech to be, and now its being released commercially. Yeah, it may not be completely flawless yet, but it's a step in the right direction.

Pic related. It's where we're going.
#182 to #159 - kingofunnyjunk (05/22/2013) [-]
More like this.
User avatar #200 - brokendownpm (05/22/2013) [-]
It looks like a VCR.
#251 - totalcrinos (05/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I really want a totally makeover in the New Xbox not only outside but in all the machine.....if Microsoft continue with this Im moving to PC games.
User avatar #252 to #251 - yusay ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Just move to PC anyway. Don't waste your money.
#33 - oxYKellark (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Looks like ill jus stick with the 360 and MOSTLY my PC
I only bought an XBOX to play NHL 13 and Halo....well try Halo anyway. The only time i turn it on is to play NHL 13, i just hate playing any FPS on there. and with games like Red Orchestra, Mount&Blade, CSGO, Rome II and Rising Storm why leave?
User avatar #155 - pixmantle (05/22/2013) [-]
Hello! I'm here to defend the honor of whatever console I own to justify it's purchase!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
User avatar #10 - mrwillje (05/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I laughed when I saw the conference, it was even worse than I was expecting, it looks like a ******* brick, and it's not backward compatible. They boast 8GB of RAM, but in all seriousness, I was expecting more, nowadays it should be more. But PC users will let them have their fun.
#191 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
MFW I saw press releases
User avatar #173 - ctenop (05/22/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Why not buy a Alienware small tower, or another small powerful tower, they're not much bigger than the old xbox's, you can take them mates if you want, and game, mod, go on the internet and do much more cheaper. Sure it'll cost £1000 not £400, but what you'd spend on a laptop or computer anyway you don't need
User avatar #230 to #173 - theshadowed (05/22/2013) [-]
>buying an alienware computer

I get your point of a walk in and buy product, but not only is it it cheaper, its fairly easy to build your own computer what with all the guides and youtube. Also its a useful skill.
#77 - epicextreme (05/22/2013) [+] (17 replies)
god stop 			*******		 moaning. accept the fact that you're going to buy it in the end either way  instead of crying like a baby about something new like everyone does. you know not only it will play next gen games, it has a 			****		 ton more of cool 			****		.you know its good i know its good so lets leave the whining at the 			*******		 door.
god stop ******* moaning. accept the fact that you're going to buy it in the end either way instead of crying like a baby about something new like everyone does. you know not only it will play next gen games, it has a **** ton more of cool **** .you know its good i know its good so lets leave the whining at the ******* door.
#104 to #97 - morkotlap (05/22/2013) [-]
PC's give you freedom. You can BUY the controller for USB and you're set. About the legality issue> Since Gaben started Steam, no-one pirates the games that are up there, since it's just easier to buy them. You have to try to believe there is a retail service that isn't out to completely screw you over, but Valve and gog proved that piracy was a problem caused by the industry's poor customer service, rather than customers unwillingness to pay.

Also, PC about the strength of an xbox one is there for 600-700$. And since it's more versatile, better repairable, upgradable and completely yours, it's far better long term investment.
#35 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
So could anyone give me the actual specs and **** about the console, every video and news article seems to only mention how you can ******* watch TV on it.
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