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#138 - hatebutlove (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #124 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i bet you kiss girls ******
User avatar #120 - cheeziswin (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, people claim that Christians shove their religion down others throats.

Today a few kids in class were complaining that there should be a club in school that is for only Atheists. The sign on the classroom door would say "If you're Christian, go die." Or something really similar to that.

He was most likely just joking, but people like that are the reason that people dislike Atheists/Christians.
User avatar #125 to #110 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
I can't wait for someone to roll this image.
User avatar #121 to #110 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i was wondering when id find you on this page.
User avatar #123 to #122 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i just want you to kno your doing a great job of covering this place in rainbows
#126 to #123 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
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I'm infectious
User avatar #130 to #126 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
keep up the good work
#106 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
WELL THATS JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN
User avatar #105 - appleboom (05/22/2013) [-]
The funny thing is, this is probably right.
#101 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]

3. "I was raised by two women, suffered from the lack of a father, a daily presence, a character and a properly masculine example, some counterweight to the relationship of my mother to her lover. I was aware of it at a very early age. I lived that absence of a father, experienced it, as an amputation. As soon as I learned that the government was going to officialize marriage between two people of the same sex, I was thrown into disarray. It would be institutionalizing a situation that had scarred me considerably. In that there is an injustice that I can in no way allow. I would've jumped into the fray and would have brought a complaint before the French state and before the European Court of Human Rights, for the violation of my right to a mom and a dad." Jean-Dominique Bunel, a specialist in humanitarian law.
#140 to #101 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I know plenty of people who grew up with same sex parents and did not feel that way at all.

Those women must have been really ****** parents
User avatar #86 - mjformj (05/22/2013) [-]
I do hope you know that is definitely not all christians
#85 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll ******* ***** you."
#111 to #85 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #115 to #111 - kupo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma
#116 to #115 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks...i guess
User avatar #127 to #116 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma is a movie
#129 to #127 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Really? Never would of guess
User avatar #131 to #129 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, i think it was written by kevin smith who did all of the clerks movies and jay and silent bob movies. I would definitely recommend it.
User avatar #143 to #131 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Clerks 2, Now You Know, Zack and MIri Make a Porno... he directed a lot of movies.
User avatar #144 to #143 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Upon further research, he didn't direct "Now You Know" but it was written by the guy who is better know by Randall Graves lol
#147 to #144 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
He has also recently started writing clerks 3 in case you didn't know. Kevin Smith is this awesome.   
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He has also recently started writing clerks 3 in case you didn't know. Kevin Smith is this awesome.
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User avatar #112 to #111 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma
#113 to #112 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.
User avatar #114 to #113 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
You're very welcome, most of the following pics and gifs are also from it, besides Bill Cosby lol.
#95 to #85 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
friggin loved that movie, puddin' pop for you.
#96 to #95 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#97 to #96 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
it's my birthday, so why the 						****					 not.
it's my birthday, so why the **** not.
#98 to #97 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Happy birthday silverhellion
#99 to #98 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
thanks man!
#103 to #99 - justafungi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, you're very welcome
#80 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
" THOUGH SHALL NOT BUNG HOLE YOUR FELLOW MAN " Seems right .
#78 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
Who is treating the gays 						******					? The Middle East treats them like they're criminals. Iran hung a gay couple a few years ago from a crane.
Who is treating the gays ****** ? The Middle East treats them like they're criminals. Iran hung a gay couple a few years ago from a crane.
#63 - allinall (05/22/2013) [-]
the ad that was on this page.....
#128 to #63 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
mfw you still get ads?!
mfw you still get ads?!
#75 to #63 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know umpa lumpas converted over from the Church of Wonka.
#81 to #75 - unggoy (05/22/2013) [-]
Oompa loompa doopity donvert, we weren't allowed wine so decided to convert.
User avatar #109 to #81 - feelythefeel (05/22/2013) [-]
Oompa loompa doopity dee, when we go to church we get wine for free.
#51 - jacklane (05/22/2013) [-]
F-U-C-K-I-N-G LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Because god decimated a couple of towns for being full of gays... if you believe the bible that is...
#132 to #51 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
actually that was the fact that they were raping and killing ANYONE who walked through their city. They tried to rape angels for crying out loud!
User avatar #136 to #132 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, regardless of the true moral of the story....


...I find it a little ****** up that the Angels let that guy give his daughters in their place. I mean...that's disturbingly pretentious for an Angel.

Hell, I think it's a little disturbing that someone reads a story about a guy who says he'll let his two daughters be raped by an entire city of people because two pretty looking people claiming to be angels were about to be instead, and they go

"Yeah, that sounds like the kind of thing I'd like to devote my life to. Someone that thinks that isn't a horribly ****** thing to do to someone. "
User avatar #145 to #136 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not going to argue religion with you, because whether or you believe matters not, you will still be a brick wall to all my arguments. However, it pleases me to think that someone other than me likes to dispense justice in the most badass way possible.

That is all.
User avatar #68 to #51 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
The lessons of Sodom and Gomorrah was this,
Welcome visitors and don't kill them.

Back in the old days rape was used as a weapon, seeing as how women didn't fight, anal rape was the logical option to terrify opposing villagers and armies. Just like today in Africa death was bad but death+rape was a nightmare.
#71 to #68 - teenytinyspider (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, it wasn't just that. They were doing things like sacrificing their children to their false gods in horrible ways, like burning them alive and stuff. They were also doing a lot of horrible things. Soddom and Gomorrah wasn't even safe to walk through. The crime rates were through the roof and into outer space.
User avatar #87 to #71 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
eh.
User avatar #92 to #91 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
It was both?
#93 to #92 - teenytinyspider (05/22/2013) [-]
Most likely.
User avatar #94 to #93 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
Yup.
#61 to #51 - jackalcureofprusia (05/22/2013) [-]
You clearly haven't read the bible.
User avatar #56 to #51 - xiiichuckles (05/22/2013) [-]
get out
#44 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
It's too bad that the extremists have come to represent the whole. I hope everybody knows not all Christians are like this, just as there are Christians who know that gays and "bad people" aren't evil or bad people.
User avatar #49 to #44 - Crusader ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
You really can't tell what the dude in the robe is.
He could be Jewish, Christian or Muslim.
#42 - richiehf (05/22/2013) [-]
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #2175496 at Friendly **

My male dog raped another male dog.
User avatar #133 to #42 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
My female did the same thing with a male so what?
User avatar #137 to #133 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/22/2013) [-]
Your female raped a male dog?
User avatar #146 to #137 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
yes. I don't know why I didn't stop her.
#39 - richardfitzwell (05/22/2013) [-]
As long as you don't shove your ways down everyone's throat, I won't hate you.    
   
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As long as you don't shove your ways down everyone's throat, I won't hate you.

Gif Unrelated.
User avatar #58 to #39 - holybronybatman (05/22/2013) [-]
Why would that gif EVER be related?
User avatar #59 to #58 - richardfitzwell (05/22/2013) [-]
There will be a day... I will remember your name and show to you that this will be related to something.
User avatar #64 to #59 - wildikdog ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I hate cacti....(pretty sure that is the plural to cactus)
User avatar #65 to #64 - wildikdog ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
now it is related
User avatar #60 to #59 - holybronybatman (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, I will kill myself when you do!
#100 to #60 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
That escalated very rapidly
#33 - theotherdudec (05/22/2013) [-]
Speaking of gays and punishment, my mom pointed out to me today that all these tornadoes and storms that are hitting Oklahoma City right now are happening right after they held a huge gay pride parade on Pentecost. She believes they are connected.
#69 to #33 - teenytinyspider (05/22/2013) [-]
I was not aware of any gay pride parades in Oklahoma.
#53 to #33 - ragged (05/22/2013) [-]
Is your mother mentally handicapped?
User avatar #79 to #53 - theotherdudec (05/22/2013) [-]
No. Just very religious.
#108 to #79 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Like there's any difference.
User avatar #134 to #108 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
yes. one is a psychopath nut that rages at the very mention of discussion. Then there's retards, and every actual christian.
#32 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Dont deny child's rights for your ******** pleasure. Marriage was meant to defend the rights of children to have both a father and mother. The issue is the right of children to have a mother and a father who represents their identity, lineage, and history, about the future equality of children who are motherless or fatherless compared to those who are raised by their father and mother. Today this right of the child can be bought on the market place by people who do not want to get married to someone of the complementary sex but rather who want access to children.
One Mama, One Papa, True Parents You should learn this from the French.
1. "The rights of children trump the right to children. As a society we should not be encouraging this. It’s not biologically natural.” Jean-Marc, a homosexual French mayor.
#142 to #32 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
My father beat me and raped my sister, and you're telling me I wouldn't be better off with two mothers
#47 to #32 - Crusader ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Want to know what else isn't "biologically natural"?

Introversion.
Monogamy
Computers
Cars
Guns
Bows
Swords
Farms

99% of the world isn't "natural"
And that 99% is what we, as a species, have tamed and taken control of and is what (for the most part) makes us "civilized".
To become civilized to a greater degree, we must allow everyone to be equal, no matter race, gender, sexual desire or creed.
You say children NEED a mother and a father, what about children in single parent households, where the parent doesn't have a spouse? What about orphans? Street kids?
You gain maternal and paternal influences from more than just your "parents" you gain them from anyone that shows those traits, teachers, coaches, neighbours, ministers, anyone and EVERYONE.
If you only learned about things from your parents, then all children would be just like their parents and so on, meaning there would be no changes.

History itself looks at your claims and mocks them.

Pic semi-related - Treat people like people
User avatar #139 to #47 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm going to cut your list in to two.

Introversion- I'm fairly certain that Introversion could well be considered within the realm of psychology, a study of the nature of man, and therefore quite natural.
Monogamy- This is False. There are several examples of monogomous creatures. i.e. penguins.

____________________
Computers
Cars
Guns
Bows
Swords
Farms
___________All of these are objects in nature. We control the nature of the world around us, but we do not control the nature of man. Do you know WHY we do not control the nature of man? Because that is segregation, oppression, and power. It is Big Brother, it is Mustafa Mons, it is Yahweh.

The world is very natural, and we as the Apex Predators Naturally are in charge of manipulating that nature, as with the Apex Predator of any environment.

History is a study of what people used to know, science is elucidating the answer using the minds of the modern man, and arguably, I'd say his claims are more supported by History than mocked, given how much some of the most successful cultures suppressed people, and how the ones to die out were usually the relatively "Free" ones, inb4 'Murrica.


It's been proven that there can be deep-seated personal and emotional problems from having a single parent, and I think what the Anon is trying to say is that EVERYONE deserves parents, including the Orphans and Street Urchins.


What he argues is more a matter that it is better for the health of the child to have a father and a mother, which, unfortunately for your claim, is something backed by history, biology, and psychology.

I agree, treat people like people. That means recognize the nature of man, and respect it. I think this comment really shows your TRUE feelings. This isn't about child rearing to you. This is about gay Rights. You need to step away from that. He isn't saying homosexuality is wrong, he's saying that a child is healthiest raised by two opposite sex parents.
#83 to #47 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
You sound like a ******* homo and you also have no ******* idea what biological means .
User avatar #102 to #83 - Crusader ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Pertaining to Biology
Biology - the science of life or living matter in all its forms and phenomena, especially with reference to origin, growth, reproduction, structure, and behavior.
According to you, homosexuality (although found in numerous species) is not biologically correct, even though most of what we do as a species is not either.
User avatar #74 to #47 - awesomenessdefined (05/22/2013) [-]
He's saying it's way better if they had both a mom and a dad. Which is entirely true when compared to being raised by a single parent, divorced parent, or orphans.
User avatar #76 to #74 - Crusader ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
But it's not necessarily true that having a heterosexual couple parenting would be any better or worse than a gay couple.
User avatar #77 to #76 - awesomenessdefined (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it's better to have two parents.
User avatar #135 to #77 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
... unless one of them is a complete asshat, while the other couldn't talk back to a brick. My mom had that. She's REALLY messed up.
#43 to #32 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #41 to #32 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Jean Marc is a sellout and an idiot.
#37 to #32 - jakatackka (05/22/2013) [-]
**** no. There are plenty of ****** people that get married and become crappy parents. Yet for some reason, they are allowed to marry because they are different genders, whereas those of the same gender aren't allowed to be married, because they "aren't fit to be parents". Yes, that makes a whole lot of ******* sense.
#35 to #32 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Just for the record, asshat, I've met children raised by two moms or two dads that turned out much better than one raised by two parents of different genders.
You need two loving parents, not two parents of different gender.
It's not the gender that makes a difference, it's the love and care in the household.
#73 to #35 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
It's about 95% two seperate genders so. Yeah.
User avatar #34 to #32 - bambambaby (05/22/2013) [-]
Even though France legalized gay marriage, recently.
#25 - deviroux (05/21/2013) [-]
If god hates fags then why are we so cute?
#66 to #25 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
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Am I cute?
#151 to #150 - deviroux (05/24/2013) [-]
oh.
oh.
#153 to #152 - deviroux (05/24/2013) [-]
oh nothing
#156 to #155 - undeadwill (05/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This isn't my image folder my options are limited
#157 to #156 - deviroux (05/28/2013) [-]
It's okay. sorry for the awkwardly late response i diddnt have internet all weekend.
It's okay. sorry for the awkwardly late response i diddnt have internet all weekend.
User avatar #158 to #157 - undeadwill (05/31/2013) [-]
same.
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User avatar #22 - bakuraandmarik (05/21/2013) [-]
people are so against gays because the bible says "man shall not lay with man" but the bible has been translated so many times from Hebrew to Latin it was bound to have changed over translations it could of been "man shall not lay with goat", but I'm babbling this is why I don't follow the Bible
User avatar #117 to #22 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, in the original translation, what the Bible was referring to was what today we'd call pedophilia.
User avatar #40 to #22 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [-]
Well also, you have to take it into the context of when it was written too. The Israelites were in a time of heavy fighting, i mean just war after war, so it is possible they wanted as much procreation as possible so that they wouldn't die out. You can procreate with man on man. I am not saying this is the reason that was in the Bible, but it was one possible explanation I heard.
User avatar #36 to #22 - navadae (05/22/2013) [-]
someone posted a picture here recently, just text really.. arg i can't remember it

something like.. the bible is copied/editted from another bible that was copied/editted from 8000 scriptures that were copied from 1 scripture

yeah so... no one even knows what it actually says anymore
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