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User avatar #5 - pooflinger (05/21/2013) [-]
"You shall love the Lord, your God, and you shall love your neighbor as yourself.




There are no greater commandments than these."
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#90 to #5 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah but I like to jerk off, I'm not gonna jerk off my neighbor
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#104 to #5 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
FINALLY! Someone who finally get what I've been teaching!!!!
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User avatar #16 to #5 - disturbedfan (05/21/2013) [-]
That's what I try to tell the other Christians I know but I always get excommunicated. What do?
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User avatar #29 to #16 - bobthedilder (05/22/2013) [-]
excommunicated, lol
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#88 to #5 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
what if your neighbor rapes and kills your daughter? wouldnt it make sense to abhor and kill him? oh, wait, monotheism makes no sense, right.
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#89 to #88 - pooflinger (05/22/2013) [-]
It's been a long time since I've seen an anon with a well thought out point in an argument on this site.
It's been a long time since I've seen an anon with a well thought out point in an argument on this site.
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User avatar #38 to #5 - wulphshadowtail (05/22/2013) [-]
So I should give my neighbour a handjob?
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#11 to #5 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#18 to #5 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
the pooflinger speaks the truth
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#67 to #31 - spinaltap (05/22/2013) [-]
i think its time for a zoidberg thread!
i think its time for a zoidberg thread!
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#70 to #67 - pooflinger (05/22/2013) [-]
I dont see why not.
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#72 to #70 - spinaltap (05/22/2013) [-]
hurray!
hurray!
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User avatar #45 to #5 - mexicandudeinsd (05/22/2013) [-]
dont be the neighbor of a gay guy
problem solved
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User avatar #118 to #45 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Except Jesus says: "everyone's your neighbor".
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User avatar #55 to #5 - pastelink (05/22/2013) [-]
**** that guy two doors down, though.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - MurphyUK (05/21/2013) [-]
What if my Neighbour is gay?
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#8 - Fagdust (05/21/2013) [-]
"You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them."
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User avatar #50 to #8 - gorginhanson (05/22/2013) [-]
or you could have just let Hitler go for a high score
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User avatar #1 - hipsophobadon (05/21/2013) [-]
If anything I think god would be mad that we wear clothes made from more than one type of fabric. So out of fashion.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/21/2013) [-]
hail Satan mother ******* I'm wearing polyester
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User avatar #48 to #2 - Crusader (05/22/2013) [-]
Hail Satin
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#85 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll ******* spank you."
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#111 to #85 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
what is this from?
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User avatar #115 to #111 - kupo (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma
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#116 to #115 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks...i guess
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User avatar #127 to #116 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma is a movie
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#129 to #127 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Really? Never would of guess
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User avatar #131 to #129 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, i think it was written by kevin smith who did all of the clerks movies and jay and silent bob movies. I would definitely recommend it.
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User avatar #143 to #131 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Clerks 2, Now You Know, Zack and MIri Make a Porno... he directed a lot of movies.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Upon further research, he didn't direct "Now You Know" but it was written by the guy who is better know by Randall Graves lol
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#147 to #144 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
He has also recently started writing clerks 3 in case you didn't know. Kevin Smith is this awesome. <-----
He has also recently started writing clerks 3 in case you didn't know. Kevin Smith is this awesome.
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User avatar #112 to #111 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Dogma
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#113 to #112 - telfyr (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.
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User avatar #114 to #113 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
You're very welcome, most of the following pics and gifs are also from it, besides Bill Cosby lol.
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#95 to #85 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
friggin loved that movie, puddin' pop for you.
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#97 to #96 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
it's my birthday, so why the **** not.
it's my birthday, so why the **** not.
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#98 to #97 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Happy birthday silverhellion
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#99 to #98 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
thanks man!
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#103 to #99 - justafungi (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, you're very welcome
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#63 - allinall (05/22/2013) [-]
the ad that was on this page.....
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#128 to #63 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
mfw you still get ads?!
mfw you still get ads?!
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#75 to #63 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know umpa lumpas converted over from the Church of Wonka.
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#81 to #75 - unggoy ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Oompa loompa doopity donvert, we weren't allowed wine so decided to convert.
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User avatar #109 to #81 - feelythefeel (05/22/2013) [-]
Oompa loompa doopity dee, when we go to church we get wine for free.
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#10 - pepsiloco (05/21/2013) [-]
" ****** way you treat them"... hehe get it?
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#9 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Know, cause of his nose.
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#33 - theotherdudec (05/22/2013) [-]
Speaking of gays and punishment, my mom pointed out to me today that all these tornadoes and storms that are hitting Oklahoma City right now are happening right after they held a huge gay pride parade on Pentecost. She believes they are connected.
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#69 to #33 - teenytinyspider (05/22/2013) [-]
I was not aware of any gay pride parades in Oklahoma.
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User avatar #148 to #33 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Are you ******** me?!
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#53 to #33 - ragged (05/22/2013) [-]
Is your mother mentally handicapped?
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User avatar #79 to #53 - theotherdudec (05/22/2013) [-]
No. Just very religious.
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#108 to #79 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Like there's any difference.
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User avatar #134 to #108 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
yes. one is a psychopath nut that rages at the very mention of discussion. Then there's retards, and every actual christian.
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#25 - deviroux (05/21/2013) [-]
If god hates fags then why are we so cute?
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#66 to #25 - undeadwill (05/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Am I cute?
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#151 to #150 - deviroux (05/24/2013) [-]
oh.
oh.
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#153 to #152 - deviroux (05/24/2013) [-]
oh nothing
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#156 to #155 - undeadwill (05/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This isn't my image folder my options are limited
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#157 to #156 - deviroux (05/28/2013) [-]
It's okay. sorry for the awkwardly late response i diddnt have internet all weekend.
It's okay. sorry for the awkwardly late response i diddnt have internet all weekend.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - undeadwill (05/31/2013) [-]
same.
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User avatar #121 to #110 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i was wondering when id find you on this page.
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User avatar #123 to #122 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i just want you to kno your doing a great job of covering this place in rainbows
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#126 to #123 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm infectious
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User avatar #130 to #126 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
keep up the good work
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User avatar #125 to #110 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
I can't wait for someone to roll this image.
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#39 - richardfitzwell (05/22/2013) [-]
As long as you don't shove your ways down everyone's throat, I won't hate you. Gif Unrelated.
As long as you don't shove your ways down everyone's throat, I won't hate you.

Gif Unrelated.
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User avatar #58 to #39 - holybronybatman (05/22/2013) [-]
Why would that gif EVER be related?
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User avatar #59 to #58 - richardfitzwell (05/22/2013) [-]
There will be a day... I will remember your name and show to you that this will be related to something.
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User avatar #64 to #59 - wildikdog ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I hate cacti....(pretty sure that is the plural to cactus)
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User avatar #65 to #64 - wildikdog ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
now it is related
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User avatar #60 to #59 - holybronybatman (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, I will kill myself when you do!
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#100 to #60 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
That escalated very rapidly
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User avatar #15 - puggles (05/21/2013) [-]
maybe that whole "if a man lie with a man as with a woman" thing means that gay dudes aren't supposed to do it missionary style, or that it's a mortal sin for them to snuggle post sex.
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#57 to #15 - PartyPanda (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, I still don't agree with it.
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#107 to #15 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
It's probably because back then they were at the war with arabi people, and it wasn't uncommon for arabi men to sleep with each other. It was blackmail.
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#119 to #15 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
I've been told that was just a mistranslation of "male temple whore" and only the receiver would go to hell and not the top.
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User avatar #30 to #15 - RAPxMASTER (05/22/2013) [-]
I believe it ment don't treat men like women since back then..they were basically slaves, but who cares, the whole bible isn't something you should take serious regardless.
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#44 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
It's too bad that the extremists have come to represent the whole. I hope everybody knows not all Christians are like this, just as there are Christians who know that gays and "bad people" aren't evil or bad people.
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User avatar #49 to #44 - Crusader (05/22/2013) [-]
You really can't tell what the dude in the robe is.
He could be Jewish, Christian or Muslim.
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User avatar #124 - paradox (05/22/2013) [-]
i bet you kiss girls faggot
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User avatar #4 - leostar (05/21/2013) [-]
God might hate fags, but thats alright. He's not real.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2013) [-]
You know, if there really is such thing as an infinitely powerful, and knowledgeable being, I really don't think he would give a **** what you want to put in who's ass

To be fair, I don't think such a being would give a **** about the human race in general, but hey, people tend to be prideful that way
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User avatar #14 to #13 - leostar (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. And if he is out there, there is NO WAY he's the god of the bible.
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User avatar #19 to #14 - HarvietheDinkle (05/21/2013) [-]
you're assuming human logic is correct.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - leostar (05/21/2013) [-]
well, it doesnt matter what anyone thinks. He is either real, or not real. Looking at that facts, the god of the bible is overwhelmingly improbable.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - HarvietheDinkle (05/21/2013) [-]
improbable =/= impossible.

And again. This is simply using what we consider to be "common sense" (which, as quantum physics/other high-level science has revealed, sometimes goes against what reality actually is).
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User avatar #23 to #21 - leostar (05/21/2013) [-]
Your argument is fairly valid. But there are certain assumptions we all must take to progress. For example, we must assume that the universe is real and not just a perception.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HarvietheDinkle (05/21/2013) [-]
aww yiss

i agree.
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#12 to #4 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
You dun goof'd.
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#42 - richiehf (05/22/2013) [-]
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #2175496 at Friendly **

My male dog raped another male dog.
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User avatar #133 to #42 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
My female did the same thing with a male so what?
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User avatar #137 to #133 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/22/2013) [-]
Your female raped a male dog?
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User avatar #146 to #137 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
yes. I don't know why I didn't stop her.
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User avatar #22 - bakuraandmarik (05/21/2013) [-]
people are so against gays because the bible says "man shall not lay with man" but the bible has been translated so many times from Hebrew to Latin it was bound to have changed over translations it could of been "man shall not lay with goat", but I'm babbling this is why I don't follow the Bible
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User avatar #36 to #22 - navadae (05/22/2013) [-]
someone posted a picture here recently, just text really.. arg i can't remember it

something like.. the bible is copied/editted from another bible that was copied/editted from 8000 scriptures that were copied from 1 scripture

yeah so... no one even knows what it actually says anymore
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User avatar #117 to #22 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, in the original translation, what the Bible was referring to was what today we'd call pedophilia.
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User avatar #40 to #22 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [-]
Well also, you have to take it into the context of when it was written too. The Israelites were in a time of heavy fighting, i mean just war after war, so it is possible they wanted as much procreation as possible so that they wouldn't die out. You can procreate with man on man. I am not saying this is the reason that was in the Bible, but it was one possible explanation I heard.
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#17 - deathcampforjewtie (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm surprised there was no ********* . Surprised and pleased.
I'm surprised there was no ********* . Surprised and pleased.
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#101 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]

3. "I was raised by two women, suffered from the lack of a father, a daily presence, a character and a properly masculine example, some counterweight to the relationship of my mother to her lover. I was aware of it at a very early age. I lived that absence of a father, experienced it, as an amputation. As soon as I learned that the government was going to officialize marriage between two people of the same sex, I was thrown into disarray. It would be institutionalizing a situation that had scarred me considerably. In that there is an injustice that I can in no way allow. I would've jumped into the fray and would have brought a complaint before the French state and before the European Court of Human Rights, for the violation of my right to a mom and a dad." Jean-Dominique Bunel, a specialist in humanitarian law.
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#140 to #101 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
I know plenty of people who grew up with same sex parents and did not feel that way at all.

Those women must have been really ****** parents
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#80 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
" THOUGH SHALL NOT BUNG HOLE YOUR FELLOW MAN " Seems right .
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