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User avatar #1 - Zaxplab (05/20/2013) [-]
What about when the Roman Emperor, Caligula, declared war on Poseidon? He marched his men into the sea and stabbed at the sea floor for three days before he declared victory.
#284 to #1 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
The United States declared a war on drugs! That's the funniest.
#233 to #1 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
how about Xerxes who decided to punish Poseidon for destroying alot of his ships in a storm. The punishment was whipping. He literally whipped the sea.
User avatar #307 to #233 - Gandalfthewhite (05/21/2013) [-]
and threw in hot iron shackles too
User avatar #128 to #1 - traelos ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
a) Neptune.
b) He didn't send troops to the ocean to stab the sea bed, he challenged Neptune because he was having bad weather in the conquest of Britain.
#124 to #1 - wtfduud (05/21/2013) [-]
Poseidon is greek, Neptune is the roman god of the sea.
#56 to #1 - janevim (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula going to war against Neptune (Roman Poseideon) is from the play I, Claudius. It is loosely based on Suetonius' claim that Caligula went to the English channel with troops merely to get seashells (see Western Expansion section). So, it's actually fiction based on slander.
#303 to #56 - akatsukipain (05/21/2013) [-]
damn it buzz killington! im sick of your shit!
User avatar #35 to #1 - whatsawilly (05/21/2013) [-]
But wouldn't he have declared war on Neptune, the Roman God of the Sea? Rather than Poseidon, the Greek God of the Sea?
I'm not trying to prove you wrong, it's a genuine question
#54 to #35 - anonnumthreeseven (05/21/2013) [-]
Probably trying to prove the greeks that their god sucks.
User avatar #304 to #54 - trolljunkusa (05/21/2013) [-]
actually romans were very tollerant of other religions
#22 to #1 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
And then there was that time that Xerxes got pissed at the sea because he couldn't cross a strait due to repeated thunderstorms. He sent one guy down to give the sea several lashes before he finally declared that the sea had learned it's lesson and it was safe to cross.

And there was also that time that America planned to detonate a nuke on the moon...
#29 to #22 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
I just realized that the moon thing sounds silly. Here's some proof from the world's most reliable source: completely-legit-opedia: [url deleted]
#30 to #29 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
fak, forgot anons can't post urls.

It's project A119
User avatar #281 to #30 - thatguyjonah (05/21/2013) [-]
Then Sign in Faggot
#17 to #1 - gahblah (05/21/2013) [-]
Or what about this one?
#87 to #17 - peachypeachh (05/21/2013) [-]
or how canada is technically at war with denmark over a small island to the east. the war consists of canadian forces going in, taking down the danish flag, replacing it with theirs, and vise versa. oh, and the island is 1.3 km across.
#130 to #87 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Wut are you serious right now?

LOL! I love Denmark, they our European counterpart!
#5 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude pretty much everything Caligula did was awesome.
User avatar #180 to #5 - bulbakip (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula did nothing wrong.
User avatar #2 to #1 - pyrothermal ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
And tried to get his horse elected consul?
User avatar #11 to #2 - seniorpokeman (05/21/2013) [-]
He tried to make him a consul, but he successfully made it a preist.
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