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Presidential Milestones

As a boring white guy, I weep for the future.

2016: Futyr FEMALE 2024: FIRST OPENLY
2098: FIRST AWE,“ 3008: FIRST BORING WHITE
GUY IN YEARS
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Submitted: 05/20/2013
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User avatar #7 - schnizel ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Implying the USA will last more than 20 years from now.
#10 to #9 - tonkkax (05/21/2013) [-]
>the us isn't going to just disappear off the face of the earth
#22 - tommycost (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You forgot to mention the year 3000 and the election of Robot Nixon
User avatar #12 - dishcloth (05/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
So that robot believes in god?
#26 - pooflinger (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm shooting for 4 more years of Douchebag.
I'm shooting for 4 more years of Douchebag.
#57 - crazyolitis (05/21/2013) [-]
What? No dinosaurs? Bloody racist bigots.
What? No dinosaurs? Bloody racist bigots.
User avatar #67 - solarisofcelestia (05/21/2013) [+] (45 replies)
Robots before Atheists?
#78 to #70 - solarisofcelestia (05/21/2013) [-]
But somehow they're suitable to make up a large percentage of doctors, scientists, scholars, professors, collage graduates, programmers, technicians, and business owners?
But somehow they're suitable to make up a large percentage of doctors, scientists, scholars, professors, collage graduates, programmers, technicians, and business owners?
#4 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
just saying we have had atheist presidents
#16 - horaquan (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We've already had a woman leader in Britain…

… didn't work out fantastically
#23 to #16 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [-]
Neither have the males....
User avatar #1 - nonnotitiapono (05/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
female president? hah.
#17 to #15 - schnizel ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - highhopes (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A religious robot?
#126 - crazyoljew (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm pretty sure there's going to be a Jewish President before an openly gay one
#165 - eatchickendaily (05/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
gay guy and robot weren't already atheist?
User avatar #212 - phsycokidx (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What religion was the robot?
#216 to #212 - azraelthemage (05/21/2013) [-]
Robotology.
#142 - EdwardNigma (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Australian version
2016: Dickhead without an actual dick. (Again.)
2024: Dickhead that enjoys dickhead.
2094: Robot dickhead
2098: Dickhead that doesn't believe in a god.
3008: Run of the mill dickhead.

Even if I'm wrong, I'm still not far off.
#2 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i can only imagine a lesbian ****** that can't spell becoming the next president
#44 - lot (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Nothing beats Belgium's gay prime minister
#45 - bigmanfifty (05/21/2013) [-]
mfw people in comments
#115 - trickytrickster (05/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Good lord I hope Hillary Clinton isn't president in 2016...
#65 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [+] (39 replies)
I don't give a **** who the other candidate is, I refuse to ever vote for a woman president. I will never do it. I do not trust women in positions of power, and I sure as hell do not trust them to run the ******* country. Now before people start yelling at me about sexism and **** let me explain. I am in no way saying they belong in the kitchen, they can work and do what ever they want. I just don't want them as a government official. Let's put it this way. The woman works in a store, the man runs the store or is the manager.
User avatar #82 to #65 - slugnugget (05/21/2013) [-]
Queen Elizabeth would like a word.
User avatar #29 - xgarthx (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not voting for Clinton, or any woman for that matter :/.
User avatar #43 to #29 - bigmanfifty (05/21/2013) [-]
Gosh, without a penis, how could a president function?
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