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#36 - manirock (05/21/2013) [-]
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as 						****					 jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as **** jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
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User avatar #78 to #71 - brettyoke (05/21/2013) [-]
I really hope you're not serious that you would kill yourself if you had no siblings. First world problems all up in this bitch.
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#93 to #86 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
There's almost no reason to commit suicide. I really just can't think of any circumstances that call for suicide, except in a situation where a painful, unavoidable death is certain.    
   
What's so wrong with your life, other than you're "too ordinary and very unsocial."
There's almost no reason to commit suicide. I really just can't think of any circumstances that call for suicide, except in a situation where a painful, unavoidable death is certain.

What's so wrong with your life, other than you're "too ordinary and very unsocial."
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User avatar #96 to #95 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not about your life sucking.

You have to share a room? Wah, it's not like there aren't millions of other kids who do the same.
As to the whole gay thing, I can't believe that a dad would do that under raw suspicion that their son was gay. There must have been another factor in that fight.
#97 to #96 - ghouleyed (05/22/2013) [-]
Yea i was bit drunk when i wrote that but those were facts we actually fought with fists until both decided it was gone long enough so we both were in pretty bad condition and that happened when i turned 18.   
   
My father is narcissist, drunkard whos very homophobic   
and becomes very angry when someone touches hes vodka bottle.   
   
Sorry didn't mean to even speak of this in FJ since this is funny site not some self pouring site so i delete all my comments from here other than this one.
Yea i was bit drunk when i wrote that but those were facts we actually fought with fists until both decided it was gone long enough so we both were in pretty bad condition and that happened when i turned 18.

My father is narcissist, drunkard whos very homophobic
and becomes very angry when someone touches hes vodka bottle.

Sorry didn't mean to even speak of this in FJ since this is funny site not some self pouring site so i delete all my comments from here other than this one.
User avatar #98 to #97 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey, I understand. I was just trying to figure out why you would want to do that. Every kid fights with their father at some point, and the fact that you stood strong means that you weren't as queer as he thought.
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User avatar #39 to #36 - nephritho (05/21/2013) [-]
sauce is from Balls of steel - annoying devil.
Just saying for the curious.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ronyx (05/21/2013) [-]
good guy nephritho gives sauce without being asked.
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