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    #1 - kingsombra
    Reply+100
    (05/20/2013)[-]
    You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
    You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
    #89 to #1 - unclegrumpybastard
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    <---- throw this at them an leave while they are distracted
    <---- throw this at them an leave while they are distracted
    #77 to #1 - fastforward
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Remember that I forgot to bring cash.
    Remember that I forgot to bring cash.
    #72 to #1 - qubot
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    ask then to try that again
    ask then to try that again
    #70 to #1 - johnnygat
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
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    #68 to #1 - anon id: 2be46b77
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    My boyfriend would call them all faggots (he doesn't know what a faggot is, and he calls a lot of things gay). Then he'd take my hand, get me into his car, and we'd drive off. If it was only one guy, he might kick his ass, but the reality of the situation is that fighting multiple people at once is too difficult, and I don't know how to fight.
    #66 to #1 - anon id: d2ddb2b2
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    i sit back and laugh my ass off as my girlfriend proceeds to destroy them all.





    i mean, uh...
    what girlfriend?
    User avatar#62 to #1 - evilpapagali
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    I don't know man, a high five is always appreciated.
    #60 to #1 - ADeadlYLepricoN
    Reply+3
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Run.   
   
   
&lt;---TFW
    Run.


    <---TFW
    #57 to #1 - asimplepotato
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
    Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
    #54 to #1 - anon id: c2e13f14
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Given their pants are at or below their knees, push em over and walk away.
    User avatar#48 to #1 - fyaq
    Reply+5
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    i will buy an entire 12 piece bucket,

    turn it over

    and empty the contents on the ground.


    they will fear me, and i will let them live, if only to tell the other negroes what they witnessed.
    #47 to #1 - xzayviaaeyeres
    Reply+2
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    I would pull down their pants and run, But they've already taken the liberty of doing that themselves
    #45 to #1 - elynichujy
    Reply+2
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    I'd say    
&quot;I don't speak wanksta, but I've got a damn good translator&quot; To which I pull out a silenced pistol and pop a cap in those bitches arses.    
(Yes I'm English and yes I have an &quot;English&quot; accent.)
    I'd say
    "I don't speak wanksta, but I've got a damn good translator" To which I pull out a silenced pistol and pop a cap in those bitches arses.
    (Yes I'm English and yes I have an "English" accent.)
    #34 to #1 - slashendrix
    Reply+3
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Do those guys even need belts?
    #32 to #1 - anon id: 23213bc3
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    C4 in a watermelon
    #31 to #1 - leagetshitpack
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    i get my gun and nail them
    i get my gun and nail them
    #30 to #1 - EdwardNigma
    Reply+3
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    &lt;-
    <-
    User avatar#29 to #1 - sirhyden
    Reply+12
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Get out pops .38, don't you ******* pay attention.....
    #27 to #1 - csakat
    Reply+18
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    tell them to stop touching my hand, cause that's gay
    User avatar#25 to #1 - niggernazi
    Reply+2
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    throw some job aplications on them so they will burn and become ashes wich i sell on the local black magic market.
    User avatar#23 to #1 - hitlersoneballsack
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    push one over, it will be like badly zipped up dominoes and then run away with an army of black penguins waddling towards me
    #22 to #1 - mephiblis
    Reply+18
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
    peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
    #20 to #1 - durkadurka
    Reply+2
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Pic related.
    Pic related.
    User avatar#19 to #1 - toastandbananas
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    throw my chicken at them and run
    #18 to #1 - anon id: bac8ab70
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Slap theirs. They are on show after all.

    I will then be brutalized or murdered.
    #13 to #1 - freetoplay
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Tell them that their ex just gave birth to triplets and they all look like you. Watch the little ******* run into the night. Order my 20 pc. bucket and go home to my roommates and all enjoy being white males with full ride scholarships to our engineering college here in America. Pretty good evening I'd say
    #11 to #1 - datsheriff
    Reply+7
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Whip out my trusty cision pro mk.4 and whiten their teeth.   
   
Huge image is kinda big.
    Whip out my trusty cision pro mk.4 and whiten their teeth.

    Huge image is kinda big.
    User avatar#10 to #1 - lolokoko**User deleted account**
    Reply+3
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Throw some fried chicken and run.
    #9 to #1 - fantomen
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    I'm always ready and prepared for deadly combat.
    I'm always ready and prepared for deadly combat.
    #8 to #1 - fuckingyourbuffalo
    Reply+11
    (05/21/2013)[-]
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    #7 to #1 - theugandanhero
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Tell them "the cops are coming" and watch as they try to run and inevitably trip over themselves because they were too busy being uppity negroes to pull up their pants.
    #6 to #1 - tigasingy
    Reply+19
    (05/21/2013)[-]
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    #5 to #1 - torchictoucher
    Reply+34
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    Me? have a girlfriend that's funny   
   
I will say '*******. They will respect me for it
    Me? have a girlfriend that's funny

    I will say '*******. They will respect me for it
    #4 to #1 - markusantonius
    Reply+6
    (05/20/2013)[-]
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    #3 to #1 - anon id: be423f8a
    Reply0
    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Pull a Tsarnaev
    #2 to #1 - kommandantvideo [OP]
    Reply+167
    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
    Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
    User avatar#74 to #2 - qubot
    Reply+4
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    then roll for accuracy

    1) your ******
    2) you get some shots in but you are taken down
    3) spot on
    4) you run like a bitch
    5) you missed, and the other negros have uzi's
    6) roll again
    7) GET LAID
    8) last bullet stand off with the final negro (you win BTW)
    9) take them out max Payne style
    #90 to #74 - anon id: 071363a9
    Reply0
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    **anonymous rolls 8**
    User avatar#85 to #74 - itrustyoutokillme
    Reply+3
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    **itrustyoutokillme rolls 9**
    #82 to #74 - peanutmonkey
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    #81 to #74 - stanleys
    Reply+1
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    **stanleys rolls 5**
    User avatar#75 to #74 - kommandantvideo [OP]
    Reply+14
    (05/21/2013)[-]
    **kommandantvideo rolls 9**
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