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Uppity Negroes, pop!

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Submitted: 05/20/2013
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#1 - kingsombra ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (42 replies)
You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
#2 to #1 - kommandantvideo (05/20/2013) [-]
Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
#36 - manirock ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as fuck jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as fuck jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
#46 - debious (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - gfdagy (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
showed my black friend this, he laughed
User avatar #17 to #12 - secretdestroyers (05/21/2013) [-]
You should get him to make an account here. Absolutely nothing here he would object to!

Unless, of course, he finds mysoginistic, antisemetic, conservative, athiest, brony, NSFW material offensiive in any way.
#49 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
#35 - archiehicox (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW Title
MFW Title
#51 - asianduckiex (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get the joke :<
User avatar #53 to #51 - cormy (05/21/2013) [-]
Protection on a date = Condoms.
Protection in this joke = Loaded Gun
#43 - eighthzeus (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because of the hair cut on the man to the left, i ended up reading what he was saying in Forest Gump's voice.
#26 - jorjebicboi (05/21/2013) [-]
niggas be like
niggas be like
#21 - agentmoleman (05/21/2013) [-]
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
#73 - buckyforever (05/21/2013) [-]
Rev up those punchlines in the title!
#67 - cincomuertes (05/21/2013) [-]
Nope.. Bring your Crocs. That will keep the pussy and the sane away..
#64 - heathz (05/21/2013) [-]
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#55 - skysailor (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I finally get it now... "pop pop pop, watching niggas drop." It's in memory of the one thing their "pop" told them before leaving...




I'm going to hell
#42 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
kneegrows
#33 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
&quot;Uppity negroes&quot;
"Uppity negroes"
User avatar #15 - TheShortbusDriver (05/21/2013) [-]
Small Change got rained on w/ his own .38...
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