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Uppity Negroes, pop!

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Submitted: 05/20/2013
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#1 - kingsombra (05/20/2013) [+] (42 replies)
You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
#2 to #1 - kommandantvideo (05/20/2013) [-]
Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
#36 - manirock (05/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as 						****					 jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as **** jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
#46 - debious (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - gfdagy (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
showed my black friend this, he laughed
User avatar #17 to #12 - secretdestroyers (05/21/2013) [-]
You should get him to make an account here. Absolutely nothing here he would object to!

Unless, of course, he finds mysoginistic, antisemetic, conservative, athiest, brony, **** material offensiive in any way.
#49 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
#35 - archiehicox (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW Title
MFW Title
#51 - asianduckiex (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get the joke :<
User avatar #53 to #51 - cormy (05/21/2013) [-]
Protection on a date = Condoms.
Protection in this joke = Loaded Gun
#43 - eighthzeus (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because of the hair cut on the man to the left, i ended up reading what he was saying in Forest Gump's voice.
#26 - jorjebicboi (05/21/2013) [-]
******					 be like
****** be like
#21 - agentmoleman (05/21/2013) [-]
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
#73 - buckyforever (05/21/2013) [-]
Rev up those punchlines in the title!
#67 - cincomuertes (05/21/2013) [-]
Nope.. Bring your Crocs. That will keep the pussy and the sane away..
#64 - heathz (05/21/2013) [-]
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#55 - skysailor (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I finally get it now... "pop pop pop, watching ****** drop." It's in memory of the one thing their "pop" told them before leaving...




I'm going to hell
#42 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
kneegrows
#33 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
&quot;Uppity negroes&quot;
"Uppity negroes"
User avatar #15 - TheShortbusDriver (05/21/2013) [-]
Small Change got rained on w/ his own .38...
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