No guarantee, that this will Ivor}: or that
you stay alive before, during" or after
How to make 5. 000.
Should also work for Collars and Yen)
Find your local Italian mafia Branch
Ask the Don to lend you 10. 000.
Protip: wait for the wedding of
one of his children to find him
in a good mood)
Find your local Russian mafia branch
You should ‘invest? about 2. 000. in
their 'business'. That should give you
their protection for a lifetime, also
you should be able to use their
You guessed damn right!
You‘ ll need something to
protect your ass from the Italian
mafia, when they come back: to
collect the money they lend you
The Russian mafia should have the
So they should also be able to
order something sweet for you:
with your B. OOA. left you should
be able to buy a tank. Buy a nice one for
around 3. 000. nice
Leopard's should be possible at this point!)
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
when the time comes and the Italians try
to take your money (or your life):
FUCK THEM! YOU have a fucking tank!
They have knifes? BOOM! No knife!
They have guns? BOOM! No guns!
They have explosives? You have
the most brutal and most aggressive
Mafia (Russian) on your side.
You have, just made 5. 000. without the, need
to work for it. Buy something nice.
who should stop you? You have, the, Russian mafia
behind you. also you have, fucking tank.
Enjoy your life?
Also you shouldn' t sleep alone.
Italian mafia has some nice assassins}