Never mess with nerds. . A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoyi Never mess with nerds A while ago In my AP Chemistry class this one annoying kid and friend were having a weird argument about who was better The annoyi
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A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a weird
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol “Ho? My teacher was the first to laugh.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - LeoBoon
Reply +219 123456789123345869
(05/20/2013) [-]
Jesus. I'm a huge nerd myself and I make these kinds of joke all the time, and even I found this too laboured.
#125 to #3 - anon id: a54d585c
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Because you are a faggot.
User avatar #129 to #3 - redwrench
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/24/2013) [-]
But it was still hilarious.
#7 - jimmynutz
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 to #7 - justinishere
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
original gif without text??
User avatar #72 to #56 - charizarddad
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
****** quality but here you go pedo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FafVdGYrCsk
#88 to #7 - tyl
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(05/21/2013) [-]
oh god I laughed
#38 - invisabull
Reply +96 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
I'll take
"Things OP wished he'd said after an argument"
for $100...
#43 - holler
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(05/21/2013) [-]
>at least i have a girlfriend   
>oh yeah well i'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide on her proton 3 proton 15 proton 16
>at least i have a girlfriend
>oh yeah well i'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide on her proton 3 proton 15 proton 16
#68 to #43 - datsheriff
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#73 to #43 - huffe
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(05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #43 - jibbablabba
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
for those of you lazy ***** that aren't going to try and translate this. or for those of you dum dums who had this fly over your head he said

"oh yeah well I'll be Cummingtonite on her LiPS"

no ******* joke one of the names for Magnesium Iron Silicate Hydroxide is Cummingtonite. proton 3 is Lithium. Proton 15 is Phosphorus. proton 16 is Sulfur

have a nice day everybody
User avatar #89 to #74 - elluboy
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Before I read that Cummingonite is a legit name, I started writing, wtf man, Magnesium is Ma
#110 to #89 - getsomecola
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Magnesium is Mg...
#130 to #110 - elluboy
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(05/24/2013) [-]
And to think I had an exam in chemistry 1.5 years ago
User avatar #51 - lasmamoe
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
"And then i posted the argument on the internet, so everyone could see what a hilarious guy i am".
#39 - fecal
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
What a nice steamy load of ********! Like an entire class including teacher are busy listening to two students argue. Those 12 year olds sure do have a distorted view of what happens in schools
User avatar #40 to #39 - tylermcall
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(05/21/2013) [-]
12 year old in AP Chemistry?
#41 to #40 - fecal
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
Whole class and teacher listening to 2 students having a childish argument?

just in case you didn't know: ******** means its not true
User avatar #42 to #41 - tylermcall
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Oh you didn't mean actual cow ****; then I must go.
#59 to #39 - umppis
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(05/21/2013) [-]
your picture distorts my view
#60 to #39 - anon id: 7f7d3867
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(05/21/2013) [-]
that kinda **** happens all the time in my school its not really hard to believe athough the joke wasnt to funny
User avatar #62 - zanana
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
CHEMISTRY JOKES? CHEMISTRY JOKES!

Aw, I tried looking for some chemistry jokes but all the good ones argon.
#70 to #62 - huffe
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
i guess you're right about that
#30 - jakols
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
GO Science jokes!
User avatar #58 to #30 - shakalakaboomboom
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(05/21/2013) [-]
oh sodium sodium what's my name
#80 to #58 - azteh
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Great joke, but a lousy song
Great joke, but a lousy song
#64 to #30 - anon id: 16eb2d5b
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Want to here the joke about sodium hypobromite, NaBro
#83 to #30 - mrkek
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(05/21/2013) [-]
"Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium!'"
#33 to #30 - azteh
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
#35 to #33 - azteh
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I'm in the mood for some barium, cobalt and nitrogen
#37 to #35 - azteh
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I was going to tell you a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NAH
#49 to #37 - texasbarbie
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I was going to reply but i ll miss my flight to CuBa....
User avatar #57 to #49 - texasbarbie
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(05/21/2013) [-]
why thumb me down?....I though i was smart...like Einstainium....
User avatar #28 - okimura
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
If i were a protein, I would be helicase, so i could unzip your genes.
User avatar #32 to #28 - helicase
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
Everyone wants to be me
User avatar #50 - defeats
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(05/21/2013) [-]
How it really went down:
The annoying kid said "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which OP and his friend didn't respond, instead they lowered their heads in defeat and cried.

And if I'm honest, it wasn't even that good of a comeback...