Never mess with nerds. . A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoyi
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Never mess with nerds

A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a weird
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol “Ho? My teacher was the first to laugh.
...
+1673
Views: 58762
Favorited: 178
Submitted: 05/20/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to easd E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(116):

[ 116 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - LeoBoon ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus. I'm a huge nerd myself and I make these kinds of joke all the time, and even I found this too laboured.
#7 - jimmynutz (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Comment Picture
#38 - invisabull (05/21/2013) [-]
I'll take
"Things OP wished he'd said after an argument"
for $100...
#43 - holler (05/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>at least i have a girlfriend   
>oh yeah well i'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide on her proton 3 proton 15 proton 16
>at least i have a girlfriend
>oh yeah well i'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide on her proton 3 proton 15 proton 16
User avatar #51 - lasmamoe (05/21/2013) [-]
"And then i posted the argument on the internet, so everyone could see what a hilarious guy i am".
#39 - fecal (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What a nice steamy load of ******** ! Like an entire class including teacher are busy listening to two students argue. Those 12 year olds sure do have a distorted view of what happens in schools
#6 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
This is just awful.
User avatar #62 - zanana (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
CHEMISTRY JOKES? CHEMISTRY JOKES!

Aw, I tried looking for some chemistry jokes but all the good ones argon.
#70 to #62 - huffe (05/21/2013) [-]
i guess you're right about that
#30 - jakols (05/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
GO Science jokes!
User avatar #28 - okimura (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If i were a protein, I would be helicase, so i could unzip your genes.
User avatar #32 to #28 - helicase (05/21/2013) [-]
Everyone wants to be me
#53 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 - defeats (05/21/2013) [-]
How it really went down:
The annoying kid said "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which OP and his friend didn't respond, instead they lowered their heads in defeat and cried.

And if I'm honest, it wasn't even that good of a comeback...
#12 - romdadon (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hfw
hfw
#71 - songemot (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#96 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 - playcolt (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This image has expired
I failed chemistry because I tried jousting with bunsen burners and I ate everything.
#99 to #87 - jduttonboom (05/21/2013) [-]
you tried jousting with a (roughly) 10cm tall apparatus and ate chemicals? you failed because you are denser than a black hole, son.
you tried jousting with a (roughly) 10cm tall apparatus and ate chemicals? you failed because you are denser than a black hole, son.
#86 - MasterManiac ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - shishabar (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
are you calling the kid annoying because you are jealous of his social status, this why i hate the people on funnyjunk, but i can never leave.
User avatar #75 to #69 - unclaimedusername (05/21/2013) [-]
I think he might be calling the kid annoying because he's annoying.....
#105 - anakx (05/21/2013) [-]
Used to have a substitute teacher that would spend the whole class making jokes like that. Problem was, he'd spend so much time on the jokes we never learned anything from him....
Used to have a substitute teacher that would spend the whole class making jokes like that. Problem was, he'd spend so much time on the jokes we never learned anything from him....
[ 116 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)