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#78 - footlocker (05/21/2013) [-]
> one night   
> your asleep in your bed all alone   
> you wake up feeling something sucking on your cock   
> feels good man   
> you lift up the covers   
> come face to face with the amy chick on your dick   
> look deep into her lifeless, souless eyes   
> you freeze in fear   
> she comes close to your ear and whispers   
> im gonna need tree fitty   
> about this time you realize that this women is 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic period and sucking your cock   
> it all makes sense now
> one night
> your asleep in your bed all alone
> you wake up feeling something sucking on your cock
> feels good man
> you lift up the covers
> come face to face with the amy chick on your dick
> look deep into her lifeless, souless eyes
> you freeze in fear
> she comes close to your ear and whispers
> im gonna need tree fitty
> about this time you realize that this women is 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic period and sucking your cock
> it all makes sense now
#115 to #78 - wtfduud (05/21/2013) [-]
It's too bad that i can't concentrate on this funny story because of the "your" on the second line.
#95 to #78 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Gawd damn loch ness monster!
Gawd damn loch ness monster!
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