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#24 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Im too drunk and lazy to find and post the pics of her with no make up. I hope somone does. Shes as fake as possible. blergpigdog.jpg
#32 to #24 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
She's a woman. They are all fake. Hence the make up,and padded push-up bras. You will never find an honest woman.
#55 to #32 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
yeah but i like that they all wear makeup. and if our gender wasn't so shallow they wouldn't have to
#57 to #55 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I didn't say I didn't like the way they look made up or in their undies, I'm just saying that you rarely meet a woman who isn't assisted in the looks department, either through the use of paint, or fabric.
#42 to #32 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I rarely wear bras. Or makeup.
User avatar #48 to #42 - muchasmarcos (05/21/2013) [-]
wait a female that understands the rule ''tits or GTFO'' ? you miss just broke the internet
#59 to #48 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
There are no tits in that picture...
User avatar #64 to #59 - muchasmarcos (05/21/2013) [-]
u know that ''tits or GTFO'' doesn't mean always tits right?
#45 to #42 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Ever hear the phrase "exception to the rule" or "tomboy"?
#47 to #45 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a **** that day.
#49 to #47 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
How can you say you rarely wear makeup or a bra, then say it was just that day? One or the other darlin'. Either you rarely wear them, and are the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on what you like to do while looking all non girly, or you just didn't on that day, and lied about rarely wearing them, and have proven my point about the decided lack of honesty in women in general.
User avatar #51 to #49 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the fact that I was wearing baggy trip shorts and converse. I usually wear a tank top and yoga pants/yoga shorts. I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra. I still do girly **** . Doesn't make me a tomboy, darlin'
#56 to #51 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
"I rarely wear bras. Or makeup." That makes you the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on your prefered activities.   
"I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a 						****					 that day." Ok... Now I'm confused because "Rarely" and "That day" provide two very different answers to the same question.   
"I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra." Wait, now it's gone from "rarely" to "never"? So you're telling me, your skin is just naturally that pale, and your lips are just that red?    
I think I'll stick with my original comment. You will never find an honest woman, and thank you for your help in proving that.
"I rarely wear bras. Or makeup." That makes you the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on your prefered activities.
"I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a **** that day." Ok... Now I'm confused because "Rarely" and "That day" provide two very different answers to the same question.
"I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra." Wait, now it's gone from "rarely" to "never"? So you're telling me, your skin is just naturally that pale, and your lips are just that red?
I think I'll stick with my original comment. You will never find an honest woman, and thank you for your help in proving that.
User avatar #61 to #56 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Please dear god stop. You're rustling my jimmies. The first picture I was wearing MENS PANTS and MENS SHOES. I consider tomboys GIRLS who do MANLY things. The second picture YES. I was wearing makeup because it was CHRISTMAS. I only wear a bra when I leave the house and even then, that's only when my parent or spouse tells me to. I only wear makeup on occasion. I have no one to impress, so what's the point? In the first picture, I was wearing no makeup. In the second picture, I wasn't wearing anything on my face, just my lips and eyes. So yes, unfortunately I AM that pale.
#69 to #61 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Calm your jimmies. I was just pointing out the inconsistencies in your statements. "rarely" "never" and "that day" aren't the same thing. No need to get upset. Yes tomboys are girls who act like boys, hence the qualifier I gave it of "depending on what you like to do".
and also, not unfortunate, I know women who would kill for beautiful skin like that.

My point is still, you are the exception to the rule, not a representative of the rule itself. I meant no offense, you just seemed to change your story a couple of times in as many posts, resulting in my confusion.
User avatar #70 to #69 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of four.

Do you understand my dilemma?
#75 to #70 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 to #70 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
#72 to #70 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 to #72 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
#76 to #73 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 to #76 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 to #77 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
Now we friends!
User avatar #65 to #61 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Do/wear manly things.
#60 to #56 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
you have a point but you are still sexist
#62 to #60 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sexist for pointing out most women hide what they look like?
#66 to #62 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
you're saying you will never find an honest women, that seems pretty sexist. you won't find very many honest people from either gender
#71 to #66 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
The comment was made in the context of the content. I wasn't speaking about honesty in general, but about looks, and how the vast majority of women hide what they look like, either under layers of paint, or by binding/lifting/separating clothes.
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