I'm out of title ideas.. click-click. ii/ falick.?, but that. I have a friend who's mother was a prostitute, she passed out because of malnutrition and drug abuse and when taken to the hospital informed of her pregnancy, s
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ii/ falick.?, but that
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User avatar #4 - GnRNoD (05/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I have a friend who's mother was a prostitute, she passed out because of malnutrition and drug abuse and when taken to the hospital informed of her pregnancy, she opted for abortion considering she didn't have a partner and it was clearly from one of her clients, but as she needed to rest for several months until her body recovered her mother (my friends grandmother) took her in if she kept the baby, she did she left, my friend was raised by his grandmother, he met her, a few years ago when he turned 18, she had a baby with one of her regulars who was inlove with her they got married after checking if the baby was his, she quitted drugs and became a mother for that and two other kids the oldest was like 9 when my friend went to visit her, her husband offered my friend money for something big (i.e. car apartment a nice trip or to sustain him while he studied) he refused to take it as the guy had nothing to do, the little girl fell in love with my friend and wanted her step-brother aruond all the time after two years his mother told him that he had to stay away "for reasons" and while arguing with her found out his grandmother had been keeping him away from her because she knew something like this would happened and his mother told him that he was a lucky bastard because she rather never having him born. I met his mother like 2 years ago, she came to the place i worked (where we hanged out with my friend) asking for money the guy left her, kept custody of their kids and she was back doing drugs i was there for their whole conversation because i lend them a place to talk quietly. She told him of the years after him, how hard it was for her to go back to selling herself and how easy she went back to doing drugs, how great it was meeting her ex and how nice he treated her compared to other costumers and how it was my friend's fault she went back to doing drugs because of guilt. She said she only wanted one thing from him and she'd go
"i'll need about tree fiddy"
#5 - dragonpaint (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - manwithatoaster (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ms. Swan, portrayed by Alex Borstein, who would evntually go on to play Lois in Family Guy.
User avatar #1 - houseofbrick (05/20/2013) [-]
I ******* hated Ms. Swan as a character. It was funny the first 3-5 times it was used, but it wasn't funny the other 110. That being said, this was funny enough to get you a thumb, but not for Ms. Swan.
#14 - mentalreboot (05/21/2013) [-]
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#24 - outerfiend ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Is that a California flag i see?
#7 - strongsauce (05/21/2013) [-]
prostitutes, yum
prostitutes, yum
User avatar #27 - narlydude (05/21/2013) [-]
She should have answered, "So does your face"
#2 - ellokitehsixtynine (05/20/2013) [-]
dat title and description.
dat title and description.
#13 - encarmine (05/21/2013) [-]
At least when people ask where you've been you have a good excuse...
User avatar #10 - dearmeganfox (05/21/2013) [-]
First time I read through I thought that was Roseanne. Took me a min to realize.
User avatar #6 - pheonix667 (05/21/2013) [-]
i thought the first frame was dave mustang
#20 - fukyeahraptorr (05/21/2013) [-]
not even hydrogen could cool that burn
not even hydrogen could cool that burn
#15 - doyoulikeapizza (05/21/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #336682 at Ponyville **
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