Never again. .. I work at GameStop, and I purposefully say "Hope you enjoy that game!" instead of "have a nice day" when I finish a transaction, just so I c
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User avatar #5 - indecisivejew (05/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I work at GameStop, and I purposefully say "Hope you enjoy that game!" instead of "have a nice day" when I finish a transaction, just so I can watch the awkward neckbeards say "y-you too" and then panic and run away.
#3 - clechyl (05/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#28 - jollyjolieisjolly (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time I was on the phone with the people from Verizon and the guy asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" and I said (out of habit) "Love you too. Bye"
One time I was on the phone with the people from Verizon and the guy asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" and I said (out of habit) "Love you too. Bye"
#43 - Yojimbo (05/21/2013) [-]
I can't even social
#49 - djequalizee (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"What kind of cheese do you want?"
"Yes."
#35 - Strudel (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
imma just leave this here....
#4 - Lmaoplanes (05/20/2013) [-]
>Had senior project presentation
>judges told me good luck on presentation
>reply with "you too".
>poker face.jpg
>finally start presentation after 1 min of awkwardness.
#58 - breakfastlunch (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's so goddamn embarrassing when this happens...
#45 - Schwarzenegger ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"You too!"
User avatar #59 - Lintutu (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I accidentally called my teacher mom
User avatar #46 - AvatarAirBender (05/21/2013) [-]
I once gave a homeless man a dollar and he said "thank you" and I said "thank you" back.

**** working customer service jobs.
#11 - chaosheartless (05/20/2013) [-]
You can return all the same. If the individual finds it necessary to confront you about it (which is very unlikely), You can simply state that it was about that time of the day when most people have their meals. You simply wanted to throw it out there because you where unaware of the specific time they would be out to eat.
You can return all the same. If the individual finds it necessary to confront you about it (which is very unlikely), You can simply state that it was about that time of the day when most people have their meals. You simply wanted to throw it out there because you where unaware of the specific time they would be out to eat.
User avatar #41 - thewalruss (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it
User avatar #42 to #41 - navadae (05/21/2013) [-]
he says "thanks, you too" to the 'enjoy your meal' comment, which is apparently the point of embarrassment... so he feels he can't return

get it?
#26 - hopskotch (05/20/2013) [-]
Did anyone else not get the joke at first because it seemed normal, and then you realize it's because you say stupid things like this all the time..
#90 - ishotthedeputy (05/21/2013) [-]
"Ma'am, it's your son. He was killed by an alcohol"
"Thanks! You too!"
#85 - shugudugs (05/21/2013) [-]
then act a bit embarrassed, apologize for spilling your spaghetti, and try to talk to her bu subtly hitting on her, works most of the time. Something about showing a bit of vulnerability that girls are really into, just a bit though.   
   
Pro-tip: control your hands while talking to her, don't be jumpy, and try to mimic her movements to sync to yours.
then act a bit embarrassed, apologize for spilling your spaghetti, and try to talk to her bu subtly hitting on her, works most of the time. Something about showing a bit of vulnerability that girls are really into, just a bit though.

Pro-tip: control your hands while talking to her, don't be jumpy, and try to mimic her movements to sync to yours.
#74 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
*steps out of taxi cab at airport*
Taxi Driver: "Have a nice flight."
Me: "Thanks, you too!"

<HFW
User avatar #63 - haxorman (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
looks like a Dsend comic
User avatar #66 to #63 - darkdragonswrath (05/21/2013) [-]
Did he die or something?
User avatar #23 - euthyphro (05/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids: things are only a problem if you make it a problem.
I cannot stress that enough.

Things are only "creepy" or "super-awkward" only if you make them awkward. It's all about your approach, and how confident you are when you say it.

A super-shy guy saying: "Y..y..you too" Will always look like an awkward person who no one wants to talk to.
In contrast, saying: "You too" in a confident voice, with a smile in tote, will always be seen as a positive -- even though the wording was probably incorrect for the situation.

It's all in how you present yourself that matters.
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