Don't be a Dick. . Why long distance relationships don' t work Distance mm Chicago lo Les Angeles Average penis Imam Miles. 1 pixel/101 pixels = 0.00990099009% 0.00990099009% x 500 miles = 4.9504950495 miles 4.9504950495 miles = 313663 inches so that's the average penis size?
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Why long distance relationships don' t work
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#11 - simeonc (05/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1 pixel/101 pixels = 0.00990099009%
0.00990099009% x 500 miles = 4.9504950495 miles
4.9504950495 miles = 313663 inches
so that's the average penis size?
#35 - fivefs (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You had to pick Chicago to LA, I'm in Chicago and my GF of three years is in LA.
Guess I have one ******* hell of a dick
And no OP you can't suck it
#46 to #35 - CIS White Male (05/21/2013) [-]
but shes sucking someone elses
User avatar #4 - brockyboi (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's the other way around for me.
#8 to #4 - CIS White Male (05/20/2013) [-]
Meaning, you are almost a complete dick
#38 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
It's not the same for everybody   
Long distance relationship for a year and still going strong
It's not the same for everybody
Long distance relationship for a year and still going strong
#15 - brockton (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my hand to my dick    <3
my hand to my dick <3
#55 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you guessed that the comments section would be filled with statistical anomalies going on about their long-distance relationships then congratulations, you've guessed right
If you guessed that the comments section would be filled with statistical anomalies going on about their long-distance relationships then congratulations, you've guessed right
#87 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
online relationship worked for me! my boyfriend and i met on runescape and we were talking for a couple years as friends, and then we met in real life. he asked me out that time (we had been talking about it before) and then we moved in together about 2 and half months after we started going out. we have been living together since and we are at our 2 year mark in 3 days.

ive had other long distance relationships work but you definitely have to have someone worth your effort, and both be willing to work at the relationship because with just one person working hard it gets frustrating. also once youve met in person its all you think about doing again
User avatar #44 - xyxoz (05/21/2013) [-]
That's still a mile long dick.
User avatar #110 - Zeratul (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**Zeratul rolls 4** my penis length in inches
#66 - gibroner (05/21/2013) [-]
I like graphs
#32 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Im going to see my long distance bf in july, and will move out to where he is in 1 year. We've already been together for a year and a half now
Im going to see my long distance bf in july, and will move out to where he is in 1 year. We've already been together for a year and a half now
User avatar #13 - fuckberries (05/20/2013) [-]
New Jersey to California..
#144 - CIS White Male (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well if two people love each other, a long distance relationship is not a problem.
But it can be very hard ( yet insert joke here ) at times, not being able to be with the person you're in love with.
I was in a long distance relationship with a guy from another country and the distance could be the worst thing, and in the end it was unbearable.
So in the end i decided to leave family, friends and pretty much my whole life behind to live with my boyfriend in his country, and i most say it the best decision i have ever made.
User avatar #148 to #144 - slendermanspenis (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm with this dude and I'm planning on moving to America in 2-3 years.. When you left home from your family was it hard? I need to know how to be settled when I actually do this any advice?
#49 - CIS White Male (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm jealous of a lot of people commenting. I was dating someone for two years before we both went to college and had to become long distance. We didn't even last the first semester after that ):
Congrats though to everyone who is making it work please tell me your secret
User avatar #37 - awildniglet (05/21/2013) [-]
I've been in a long distance relationship from New Jersey to Maryland for 3 years, I would say it's working pretty well
User avatar #14 - swtorpro (05/20/2013) [-]
Ohio to Ipswich
User avatar #12 - drumtastic (05/20/2013) [-]
Miami to New York <3
User avatar #10 - elise (05/20/2013) [-]
california to canada...still works for me
#9 - lightingeagle (05/20/2013) [-]
Delaware to Wisconsin isn't too far, at all.
User avatar #3 - givemecoke (05/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Try the distance from Chicago to New Zealand.
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