Thors Hammer. Saw on Tumblr. No credit here.. matter, implied by legend, then it weighs es much as a herd in vermillion elephants. Asian or African elephant?.
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Thors Hammer

Saw on Tumblr. No credit here.

matter, implied by legend, then it weighs es
much as a herd in vermillion elephants
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Submitted: 05/20/2013
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#278 - creepyunclebob (05/21/2013) [-]
Thor's hammer is his penis.
User avatar #273 - regaleus (05/21/2013) [-]
everyone in this content does not ******* know where mjolnir came from.

go **** yourselves
#265 - pakeri (05/21/2013) [-]
but still not as heavy as your momma
#247 - Byte (05/21/2013) [-]
It was made in the heart of a dyeing star, not from one. It's made of Uru, and is enchanted so that only those worthy can wield it.
It was made in the heart of a dyeing star, not from one. It's made of Uru, and is enchanted so that only those worthy can wield it.
#277 to #247 - creepyunclebob (05/21/2013) [-]
I know this isn't related, but I just spent half an hour doing that with a baseball bat in Hitman Absolution.
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User avatar #237 - Antwnhs (05/21/2013) [-]
so he does lift.
#219 - braedenclarkejanze (05/21/2013) [-]
Thor's hammer is made of a rare type of metal called Uru. Only those who the hammer deems worthy can lift it and wield it's power. nerd knowledge
#238 to #219 - hopalongreborn (05/21/2013) [-]
I read "rape type of metal"
User avatar #234 to #219 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't wanna arge about that, but then why did Odin (I'll be honest, I only saw the movies) said that it was made by the neutron star matter?
User avatar #267 to #234 - lateday (05/21/2013) [-]
Wasn't it "made IN the heart of a dying star"?
#228 to #219 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
go away
User avatar #216 - Tyranitar (05/21/2013) [-]
I think they mentioned that in the Thor vs. Raiden death battle.

SPOILER
Before he blasted Raiden into the ******* sun
SPOILER
User avatar #208 - KylieAnne (05/21/2013) [-]
Hulk couldn't lift the hammer on The Avengers
User avatar #270 to #208 - formerfrost (05/21/2013) [-]
thats in the movie from what i know of in the comics he got mad enough cuz he couldent lift it and eventually did lift it.
#206 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
#203 - swaskitasmilies (05/21/2013) [-]






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User avatar #202 - mylazy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Just like the first time this was posted, it is not said or implied that is was made out of a neutron star. In the marvel universe it is said that a star was used as the mold, but it was made out of a fictional metal similar to something like adamantium.(marvel.wikia.com/Mjolnir) In actual Norse mythology, it was actually created in the core of a star, just like it is said in the Marvel universe. Not created from, but created in. It is made out of Uru, which is a fictional metal from Thor's home realm, named Asgard. In fact, it isn't even heavy. It weighs approximately 43.2 pounds. ( You need to login to view this link
User avatar #204 to #202 - mylazy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
#248 to #197 - raigen (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #271 to #242 - formerfrost (05/21/2013) [-]
bromacia
User avatar #272 to #271 - raigen (05/21/2013) [-]
For Bromacia.
#227 to #197 - kakkakrabbypatty (05/21/2013) [-]
Kinda related.
#226 to #197 - delightfuldemona (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is going to be flagged or not... If It will, then please let me know, so that I can delete my comment.
I don't know if this is going to be flagged or not... If It will, then please let me know, so that I can delete my comment.
#229 to #226 - ciphertwoten (05/21/2013) [-]
You'r good
You'r good
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#193 - europeanswallow (05/21/2013) [-]
"Thor's Hammer"
User avatar #186 - cobalisk (05/21/2013) [-]
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Leading the way in making elephants a common unit of measurement.
User avatar #178 - thelordofrepost (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not implied that it's made of neutron star matter. It just says that only Thor can pick it up. It doesn't necessarily mean it's heavy. It's just magic.
#182 to #178 - squirtleisbest (05/21/2013) [-]
False, it read "Whom ever can lift this hammer will be granted the power of Thor." or something along those lines, not necessarily just thor can pick it up, also hulk picks it up.
User avatar #183 to #182 - thelordofrepost (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm talking about actual mythology here, not marvel.
#185 to #183 - squirtleisbest (05/21/2013) [-]
Then my friend, as a lonely looser who reads a lot of norse mythology and what not, i can tell you other gods can pick up his hammer and dwarves also.
#175 - rageinreaper (05/20/2013) [-]
but.. Hulk
but.. Hulk
User avatar #291 to #175 - hektoroftroy (05/21/2013) [-]
it takes him so much effort to get it off the ground, but once he does it's all of a sudden super light. ok.
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User avatar #200 to #175 - xyxoz (05/21/2013) [-]
Is the ******* Hulk.
User avatar #174 - pharoahemonch (05/20/2013) [-]
ye but you're forgetting that he lifts
User avatar #187 to #174 - bumpin (05/21/2013) [-]
this ******* guy lol
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