Thors Hammer. Saw on Tumblr. No credit here.. matter, implied by legend, then it weighs es much as a herd in vermillion elephants. Asian or African elephant?.
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Thors Hammer

Saw on Tumblr. No credit here.

matter, implied by legend, then it weighs es
much as a herd in vermillion elephants
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#1 - fallenoffacliff (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Asian or African elephant?.
User avatar #6 - splendiddust (05/20/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Thors hammer was once taken by an ice giant and the giant said that the only way he would give it back was if he gave him one of the goddesses.
Not wanting to give up the goddess Thor consulted the other gods for ideas. Loki had the best one, he would dress Thor up as said goddess and go to the ice giant.
So Thor dressed in drag sat on the ice giants lap, took the hammer and beat the **** out of him.

TL;DR imagine thor in drag beating up an ice giant
#10 - TheKnightOfLMAO (05/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This dude is as awesome as the things he studies.
#15 to #10 - holler (05/20/2013) [-]
but how did he pick it up
but how did he pick it up
#41 - sierramistfourteen (05/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#111 - Jigglejellow (05/20/2013) [+] (23 replies)
User avatar #113 to #112 - chayio (05/20/2013) [-]
**chayio rolled user miscarriage **
#175 - rageinreaper (05/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but.. Hulk
but.. Hulk
#56 - rattara (05/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It was forged in the heart of a dying star...Mjolnir its self is made of the magical metal "uru" just like the spear of odin and much asgardian armor and arms. This has been a topic of discussion in many Marvel forums as well as Scandinavian lore.

TL;DR The hammer isn't made or ever was made of star matter.
User avatar #174 - pharoahemonch (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ye but you're forgetting that he lifts
User avatar #39 - ikinkajou (05/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I thought he was an atheist
User avatar #44 to #39 - ihatem ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”
-Aristotle
#94 - playcolt (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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The more you know about your favorite heroes the better
#197 - ciphertwoten (05/21/2013) [+] (22 replies)
User avatar #186 - cobalisk (05/21/2013) [-]
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Leading the way in making elephants a common unit of measurement.
#219 - braedenclarkejanze (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Thor's hammer is made of a rare type of metal called Uru. Only those who the hammer deems worthy can lift it and wield it's power. nerd knowledge
#115 - jalthelas (05/20/2013) [-]
Saving this for later.
#108 - schrodngrscat (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thor doesn't give a single 						****
Thor doesn't give a single ****
#55 - exorbis (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #124 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
so that means the hulk is that strong?
User avatar #146 to #130 - aclopolipise (05/20/2013) [-]
As if Superman needed any more ******* power
#163 - royoyafu (05/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Except that's comic book Thor... Norse legends say nothing about it being made of a neutron star, the vikings were too busy raping things to even care about distinguishing different types of stars. And second, it doesn't matter how much the mjolnir weighs, only Thor can pick it up because magic or some **** .
User avatar #184 to #163 - heartlessrobot (05/21/2013) [-]
You ignorant **** . The Vikings had art, mythology considered in depth at the time, music, and were a very civilized people. Only the raiders and berserkers were the pillagers. And they only raped women because their wives were actually the heads of the households back home and would only have sex when they felt like it. The male vikings would not argue because the women were considered magic due to their ability to give birth.
#157 - teranin ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
He sure does have a nice muscley arm
He sure does have a nice muscley arm
#170 to #168 - teranin ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)   
   
It's the best anime you're not watching yet.
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)

It's the best anime you're not watching yet.
User avatar #237 - Antwnhs (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so he does lift.
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