Holy shit this needs to happen. . lrl' should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. Statemant Shanta “IE a book where the
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Holy shit this needs to happen

lrl' should write
a book where the main
character slowly falls
in love with the reader.
Statemant Shanta “IE a book where
the main character tails trt Itte
mm the reader"
Last latte ytte DUDE . “Please. dort' t close
the hook. I don' t want tty ma"
on my god
I' d Just We. keep the book open and tape it to a
well
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John Green, we' re wailing.
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You said WE aeere getting close and that was a Walle ago."
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been except for some rainclouds that hadn' t teen there a tow
minutes ago. it wasn' t raining. out they were still Mating up there.
grey and dismal
You begin to ask the something
Don' t ask me how I know. I just do Things just feel really tidal
right now. like the downward slope is starting to level out
Eventually.. we' ll hit the back cover. right?"
ism down on a Eleni: h- had that been there a few minutes agai ti
was hard to tell.
The you say yes? I thining heard you. Your voice keeps getting
harder ta heart'
Thunder , hut. ll wasn' t like me thunder m strepito. It
sounded litre you, and it sounded sad From one or the clouds. a
single drop rain tell on the grainy wood the ounch.
You' re crying. areal you' rm sorry, I' m really sorry. I wish I
could change this I wish I could reach where you are "
Thunder rolled again. and behind It was a voice. Your voice
Me? til he fine, I don' t know if this has ever happened
hetero I don' t really know what happens when you... close the
hook.“
You ask me it I' m atrade_
and oddly. We not
No. actually. Because, Whatever happens to me when you
close the cover... You can always open the rootkit up again.
rig ht?" and that' s when the answer hits me. the realization tolling
me to stand again. “That' s it. isn' t You can open it trace up.
The "Iota/ teon''' change. trut I' ll Still] tre here YOU can MEI me all
over again. and I can meet you. and everything we have will come
track."
it' s raining now. and the clouds have merged together. and in
them, for the first tithe. I see you
You are the most t: beautifui person I have ever seen in my entire
the
You' re crying. but " quiet. and maybe that was the sound oi
your tears hitting paper.
I realize that we don' t have a tot or time.
bettere all twee- l want ythe to EDGE? mat all
of this. .. Even being over. it was worth it it was noon it to meet
you. to gel to show you. Even it when you close that cover and I
disappear- , was all worth h I love you _
You love me too. I know it. I can feel ll. Just like tor a moment I can
feel what it would be this to hold your hand
There is a very long pause. and I realize you' re prolonging what
has to happen.
Win ctm tio It."
For the that time. you have to be the here. You have to close the
book so we can keep going. And I believe in you.
The my gels dancer. slowly. out then it gets light again. and your
face is still up in those cloud s. You open your mouth and tor the
first time I HEAR you. not just tee what you' re saying or
understand you in my own head. your vote comes through the
pages in your world and into the reality of mine. and it
reverberates and I can hear every little nuance. down to the hitch
from you crying
I' ll never forget you." you say “I' ll come tmyk soon -
The end.
SOMEONE the AND new will ,
i would keep the book open and mite extras saying that "NOPE WERE
MARRIED. THIS IS MY LIFE STORY"
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#2 - platapus (05/19/2013) [+] (34 replies)
iv'e already been through katawa shoujo   
I can't do this!
iv'e already been through katawa shoujo
I can't do this!
#83 - ponymeat (05/20/2013) [-]
I just got feels from reading a book that doesn't exist.
I just got feels from reading a book that doesn't exist.
#40 - checkerthief (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#115 - silverlance (05/20/2013) [-]
MFW funnyjunk today
MFW funnyjunk today
#123 - heartgoldawesome (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd read the hell out of that book.
I'd read the hell out of that book.
User avatar #46 - adu ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I'm sorry if I'm being a Debbie Downer here, but this is essentially what Twilight is, and is the reason it's absolute tripe. It's The Oatmeal's "Pants" theory (if you don't know what that is, see this: theoatmeal.com/story/twilight ) that tries and tell the reader what they're feeling, either directly or through the use of a underdeveloped and ultimately void character that anyone can instantly relate to. It invokes emotion not because it's a well written interaction between two developed characters, but because it's one seemingly all-encompassing and emotionally in-tune archetypal soulmate that is, for some reason, in love with YOU of all people. And so here you sit reading squishy poorly-written tripe, with your own imagination tell you that you're the main love interest, all the while having your own emotions reflected back at you from the perspective of a fictional character.

I'm not here to lecture you on your own emotions or even what to read, I'm just stating my opinion. As an aspiring creative writer it bugs me when people find this lazily written **** good and hype it up to everyone they know when ACTUAL masterpieces like the Wheel of Time series go pretty much ignored in most other outlets of media.

Yeah, I guess I'm kinda mad.
#71 to #46 - radonboy (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, please. Look, how dare you stoop so low while trying to make a valid point. I respected you for half of that, and then you turned into an ass. While this isn't the best writing, and YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, they are kinda forcing your hand as far as emotion goes, do you really need to be such an ass? I really don't think this was "Lazily written 						****					," so much as a post on tumblr you stupid 						************					. Now look, your stupid book theory is cute. It really is. But I don't think it quite qualifies so much as "a theory." It's just a terrible strategy people use for writing books, and in this case, tumblr posts.
Oh, please. Look, how dare you stoop so low while trying to make a valid point. I respected you for half of that, and then you turned into an ass. While this isn't the best writing, and YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, they are kinda forcing your hand as far as emotion goes, do you really need to be such an ass? I really don't think this was "Lazily written **** ," so much as a post on tumblr you stupid ************ . Now look, your stupid book theory is cute. It really is. But I don't think it quite qualifies so much as "a theory." It's just a terrible strategy people use for writing books, and in this case, tumblr posts.
#210 - unknownmamba (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #130 - Loppytaffy (05/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be most clever; a one sided conversation that can respond to the reader whether they answer positively or negatively.

Because; "do you want to go to and buy ice cream?" "no, i'm allergic, it'll kill me." "great, let's go get some."
#98 - camwilskel (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - craftyatom (05/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I read this while listening to the Inception Main Theme... Oh god, I feel like I'm going to cry...
#31 to #26 - orangepikmin (05/20/2013) [-]
I read this while listening to the Mortal Kombat Theme.

Needless to say, my emotions are very conflicted.
#190 - afreeti ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw that second yellow comment
User avatar #165 - zeroxnight (05/20/2013) [-]
in the beginning: 'It's not like I want you to read me you know. baka'
#195 - Ulmer (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#270 - kyleassante ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then it turns into a dragon and kills everyone because you left the book open open
#76 - madjik (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - AwesomeJT (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MOON CHILD!!!!!
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