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    User avatar#24 - MountRushmore
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    its not being an asshole. Its taking care of an expensive car.
    #73 to #24 - homicidalherpes
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    User avatar#48 to #24 - thetattooedone
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    It's called being an asshole. Nice car or not. Just because you paid a lot of money for it doesn't mean you get special treatment when you are out with us commoners.
    User avatar#138 to #48 - MountRushmore
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    It looked as if the parking lot was pretty empty so there was no crazy need for parking or he just parked farther away from everyone. Do you have any clue how much money he would have to pay to get his car fixed if some retard didnt know how to park and ****** up his fender or bumper? No you dont.
    User avatar#163 to #138 - thetattooedone
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Yes, I do. Some dickhead ran a red light and ****** up my car. Having a nice car does not give you the right to be an asshole. End of story.
    #32 to #24 - comradvlad
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    That's a Nissan Z... Its not an expensive car. My dad has 100k+ S class but hes not a fag so he takes one spot. The only time i see people park in 2 spaces its a cheap ass car that they THINK is worth something. **** Ive seen lambos and Ferraris in my neighborhood, and they are always parked in one ******* spot.
    User avatar#140 to #32 - MountRushmore
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Depends on how hard you worked to get this car matters how you view it as expensive or not.
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    #35 to #32 - dinkcool
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    I doubt there is a single person in the world that is stupid enough to put a Ferrari or a Lamborghini on a public parking spot.
    #38 to #35 - comradvlad
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    well you obviously live in a ghetto. You know nice neighborhoods, were everyone has money and manners its not a big deal. If you think everyone who owns a 200k+ car NEVER takes to the store or starbucks or some **** you are a moron.
    User avatar#142 to #38 - MountRushmore
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Your obviously talking out your ass.
    #165 to #142 - comradvlad
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Dude I have a brand new 2013 SLK. It costs about 20 grand more than that Z (assuming the Z isnt base, if it is than my slk is about 25k more). Whenever I have the chance i park farther away from the bunched up cars but i NEVER park in 2 spaces. Parking in 2 spaces conveys that your car is better than everyone else's and you know it. At least one guy on these comments has already said if he sees someone do this he goes out of his way to key the car. Its not talking out of my ass its common sense. If you park in 2 spaces you attract attention, not good attention. Yes someone is less likely to ding your car when opening their door but your car is also A LOT more likely to be targeted simply because you are parked like a JACKASS. I for a fact know people IRL who **** with cars that are parked liked that.
    User avatar#46 to #38 - xxkelevraxx
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    you obviously live in a neighborhood that has too much faith in their fellow man. Hell, if I were well-to-do enough to own an exotic, dings would be the least of my worries as I could just get it fixed without it hurting too much. but when us, middle class, people get a decent car and want to take care of it and can't afford to fix every ding and every ding is an eyesore than park far away from the building you're going into before parking like this.
    #45 to #38 - xxkelevraxx
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    #50 to #45 - comradvlad
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    That's reasonable. I think you are absolutely correct. Its all relative tbh. If you drop a brand new 20k car in the middle of the ghetto in the ATL chances are somethings gonna happen to it. If its a 1k pinto... not so much. If you move that same car to a middle class neighborhood were the car is a norm you're pretty much safe. The same applies the higher you move up the income ladder. If you live somewhere were most everyone drives a high end benz or better, you don't look at these cars as something amazing but as the norm. But in the end a lot of it is luck, you never know when some dbag thats having a bad will decide to take it out on your car just because its better than his (no matter what price range).
    User avatar#51 to #50 - xxkelevraxx
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    Quite! I concur, good sir!
    User avatar#37 to #35 - xxkelevraxx
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    (05/20/2013)[-]
    I believe you're right. Comradvlad is speaking from his ass
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